Could it be because the people who have Music Business Degrees are only two steps from being the same type of douche who gets a regular business degree?
Naw!
Could it be because no one, save for Monday wheel spinners, ever gives underground music a chance?
Naw!
It must be because of the lack of “quality control.” Please gimme more pop punk and metal core, yum yum!
—Your scene sux
This article appears in Jun 28 – Jul 4, 2018.


it’s because the bands are bad
Sounds like someone needs to start their own band…