I got ripped to shreds the other day for turning down this girl when people found out the reason why I said no. She was too chubby, in my opinion. She wasn’t obese, but she had a belly hanging off of her and her thighs were too chunky. It was a shame, since she did have a pretty face and seemed nice, but her figure didn’t do it for me. People have their preferences. Some guys are chubby chasers, some guys don’t like too much fat but a little meat on the bones. And some guys, me for example, like them tiny! I’ve never dated any woman larger than a size 4. Not only would I never go out with an obese chick, the chick with some meat on her doesn’t turn me on either. I’m sick of being labelled superficial for only dating model-thin women. I was wired to be attracted to skinny babes, and flab and jiggle grosses me out, I’m sorry! So here it is: I like thin women with absolutely no amount of excess fat on them. So shoot me! —Ain’t No Chubby Chaser
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fat or thin o.p., you can still get it in. whether or not she is miss universe or just your neighbor hood dog, if you can fuck it, go for it. and do it til maybe something better comes along, for you.
Sounds like you have some skeletons…literally. Hopefully they aren’t in your closet though. That would just be wrong.
To each their own. I’m fat. I’m not attracted to asians. Or gingers. Or willowy guys. I wouldn’t tell anybody that they gross me out, but we all like what we like.
Enjoy your bags of bones! LOL
With obesity levels where they are…
I predict you will die alone… with only your cats to mourn you.
Oh and even if you find this dream model chick and she has your child there is a high chance she will not look the same as she once did. So I hope you don’t plan to have kids with these skinny chicks.
Enjoy it now buddy since chicks and guys too have the awful burden of fighting the blubber any time after the age of 30. Except me, of course, I am perfect 🙂
My honey’s a ginger
& the curtains do match the rug ~:)
I always liked tall guys with dark hair but I was never involved with a guy with dark hair.
pheromones are the key
To each their own. You can’t help who you’re attracted to. As long as you’re not cruel or rude to someone based on their appearance, I don’t see a problem with this. I’m a big girl and I know I’m not every man’s cup of tea. But, hey, I have my preferences too!
Nobody cares that you think you’re too good for fat chicks. Just lie about it like everyone else does. A simple, “she anoys me”, works just fine, and usually doesn’t invite more questions.
Do anorexics have erogenous bones?
OB – it kinda sounds like you could use some work on your people skills.
OP You tell her she’s too stupid and not good enough for you and don’t forget fugly.
Listen OP if you admit to only dating women by the way they look and not for who they are that is your perogative but expect to be called superficial because it is superficial. The definition of superficial is that which has to with the surface. Nothing deeper.
I do admit my bias as I do not understand people that are hung up on a certain look when it comes to dating. I get that there are certain preferences but my experience is that personality tends to trump that fairly quickly.
Most of the pretty skinny ones are psycho. Take it from a former skinny, now buff, still pretty one. We are all nuts. The prettier, the nuttier. Have fun. Oh yeah…the skinny & pretty don’t last forever. But the crazy, well now, that goes on forever. *evil cackle*
But nutty doesn’t have to be a bad thing.
You have to make good with what God gave you.If a woman is a bigger girl find a way to use her weight to your advantage.Take a man with Dumbo ears,those ears make great handles during cunnilingus.Or so I’m told,anyway.
If a guy were only into bigger girls, few people would say anything negative about his preference. But when a guy admits that he’s only into smaller girls, he’s the devil. Double standard? I’m on his side. You like what you like. I personally don’t like skin and bones myself but it’s not like I can pick and choose what I find attractive.
Hahahaha!! Lemme guess: The one dislike on my comment if from the OP or a bony size 0-4.
***is
And I get that people have preferences. But for those people who constantly put looks first: those hot people out there usually lack in the personality and intelligence department. And the very few hot ones who are also smart and possess a great personality…well, um…they’re already taken. So expect to die alone.
….LORD JESUS, HAVE MERSEY ,PLEASE TAKE ME NOW!!
Gives a whole new meaning to ‘jumping a person’s bones’!!! 🙂
If they don’t do it for you they don’t do it for you. I’m sick of people telling others to compromise or settle. There is such a thing as finding someone who gets your motor running AND has a great, compatible personality. Settling for one or the other is just stupid.
You’re not doing someone a favor by trying to force yourself to be attracted to them for the sake of not seeming “superficial” to a bunch of strangers. You’ll likely end up hurting their feelings or damaging their self esteem, just so you don’t seem like you’re all about looks. THAT’S superficial.
Just cause OP doesn’t like heavier girls doesn’t mean that he’ll fuck/date a stupid, no personality havin girl just because she’s skinny. He said he likes skinny girls, not “I don’t care about her personality as long as she’s under 115 lbs”
People act like they would date 100% of the populous. Get off your high horses.
“You have to make good with what God gave you.If a woman is a bigger girl find a way to use her weight to your advantage.Take a man with Dumbo ears,those ears make great handles during cunnilingus.Or so I’m told,anyway.”
I had 1 dislike on my comment.Who’s the funny looking guy with the Dumbo ears?Lol
If they’re too skinny you’d mine as well hump a mattress.
jesus has heard you boru, and asked me to take care of you and your needs. you may pray to him thru me at, gary_more@hotmail.com. please specify the the positions you like and i will accomidate your desires, awomen( new style amen)
BLOW Milk N Juice posted..”And the very few hot ones who are also smart and possess a great personality…well, um…they’re already taken. So expect to die alone.”
I posted ….LORD JESUS, HAVE MERSEY ,PLEASE TAKE ME NOW!!
Instead of living a long life alone.
being alone is sometimes a good thing. but when you need a shoulder, it’s always nice to have one near. being alone is not an option one should have to bear, keeping in mind, that people choose their life and lifestyle.
humans need and desire human contact. their is only so much an animal, or a mechanical can do for you. take those in any context you wish. i have a perverted mind. but humans need other humans, fact of life it is. but most are so fucked up, to believe that miss or mr. perfect will come along. it will never happen. most should settle for miss or mr. perfect right now. if somewhere down the road the idea mate should ever come into being, then they have to decide things out. like do i want to end a relationship with someone who has been there for me, thru thick and thin? or do i want to stay with this really cute fickle headed new bitch, that only thinks of themselves?
the answers are ones own personal choice. me, i would tend to stay with the person that was not miss or mr. perfect. boru, i’m 62 years old, and i have been all over this planet, in ne form or other. i have traveled and did things in my life, some that i am not proud of. but the fact remains, i am me, and will always be me. if someone is attracted to me as i am, then why should i or anyone else, try to change to please someone else, that does not matter in our lives.
this has been too long a comment, so i will let you ruminate on this. “be who you are, because you are the only one that matters”.
“but humans need other humans, fact of life it is”
BLOW ME has become the new resident Yoda. I agree with you Gary, people do need other people, and it’s not necessarily the ideal mate that they have pictured in their heads.
I asked a friend one time, she was in a serious relationship, whether she thought her partner was ‘the one’ or ‘soul mate’, or some cliche shit like that. She believed that she could make him ‘the one’.
Tj…
I had a big, long rant all typed up… you make me mad some times.
In the interest of seeing a very small portion of your point and considering it…
and the fact that I know you’re not an idiot, I choose not to flame you.
Your ‘young’ view is likely considered the norm by a ‘star-crossed-lovers’ believing demographic.
You’re lucky you scored a 10… because I would have bet your not ‘settling’ for a 9 would have left you old, alone, and bitter.
O yes some women think they can change the man into the perfect ‘one’. Usually women outgrow that fantasy pretty quick although not all of them do. Blow is right: there is No Perfect mate, and with all the imperfections to consider, I ask myself, ‘is it all worth the price of admission’. For me, my answer is now NO it isn’t. Not a bitter no, just no. I am at the stage in my life where I like things simple and no more obligations. But that’s me. Others will take anyone because they hate to be alone. I guess we’re all different. I actually love being alone and wish I could get more alone time. But I have family, which is a good thing most times, grandkids, etc. and my life is pretty full. Especially now that I have the bitch line. Who needs a mate when you can take out your bad mood on the bitch line lol. Have a good day people 🙂
I love how wogbog pretends that being single is her “choice” . She probably has to pack her crack with pomegranate seeds just to get the fruitflies to sleep with her. Even the batteries in her vibrator are considering a sexual harrassment suit.
While I have my preferences (enter sinewy 5’7″-5’10” ginger with sparkling blue eyes, sweet smile, and cleft chin)…..but I am 100% with Troodon here–personality is the ultimate trump card. When personality and preference come together it is pretty frikkin amazing (like my little chickadee;)); but personality can make the oddest of looks super super sexy–i LOVE it when that happens!!!! OP good luck to you–i hope someday your actual level of cognitive awareness catches up with your visual acuity.
Suckster – That was pretty deep, and correct. You a philosopher too? Friggin Smeagol could take a lesson or three from you 😉
I’m still laughing at the “erogenous bones” comment someone made.
I’m skinny but I don’t like skinny guys. To each their own!
I’m not a skinny guy 😉
Stick to the fat chicks. More bounce to the ounce they say.
Blow Thanks.
SheSang You’ve crossed the line to the Bitch side.Feeling a little bitchy today?So am I….not a good day so far. 🙁 I hope your day was better than mine.
SheSang “While I have my preferences (enter sinewy 5’7″-5’10” ginger with sparkling blue eyes, sweet smile, and cleft chin)…”
I forgot to ask you in my last post…Is that what your Chickadee looks like?
He sounds handsome.But,I like a man with dark hair.
At this point in my life I’m looking for a man that like Blow said, I can be who I am with. I ain’t found a handsome,intelligent,funny man as fucked up as I am,who will love me and my crazy ass and most likely won’t.
Hey Boru:). Not feeling bitchy, but this bitch was too hilarious NOT to comment on;P. And, I’m with ya–i like a guy who I can be myself with too (Blow Me’s comments are always interesting). I am also a believer in true love– connectedness, ya know. I don’t need perfection (I don’t expect it from myself either), but someone who is honest and engaging and who I feel comfortable with is my kind of person:)….and, yeah, that’s what my Chickadee looks like–handsome dude, yummy little devil;)…….and he’s really smart and funny–lotsa personality:P. Oh 0boru, now you’ve got me mushing-out…..perhaps I should stick to the Love board 😀
Yeah, yeah, skinny people have no souls and are awful to have sex with… whatever makes you feel better.
Mel. Have you heard. Mocha Cookie Crumble frappuchino was just a SEASONAL THING
FAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK.
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Depeche mel …c’mon that’s not true. As a big guy I didn’t often go out with small/skinny girls but I once dated a little wisp of a woman who was about 5ft tall & 95lbs tops. She was a fabulous lover & had a great personality & I’m assuming here… but I believe she had a soul as well at least if I do IMO she did !
More, I think Mel was being ironic, she’s just a tiny little thing herself (very cute too). Alas, if I only were 30 years younger…
Yes I heard Ivan! The Java Chip is kinda similar. I’m stuck on white chocolate mocha atm 🙂
I was being sarcastic, More. I just think it’s funny how people can think it’s not okay to say anything mean about a “fat” person, but it’s completely okay to say those things about skinny people and exclude them from one’s dating pool because of the same superficial logic people claim to despise. I’m not skinny by choice, I just happen to be this way (do you even know what’s in the mocha cookie crumble frappaccino?!?! It’s a wonder Ivan and I are able to leave our homes) and I’m not less of a human for it.
You do the older gentleman thing well, Hugo! Your compliments don’t creep me out or make me scared :P! Thanks! Some could learn from you 😉
“older gentleman”??? =(
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SheSang I knew a man that fit that kind of fit that description but unfortunately for me ,he didn’t even know I was alive.Another person that I spoke to a couple times then as soon as my back was turned he forgot about me…..I wonder how he is doing…?
I’m happy to hear you and Chickadee are getting along wonderfully.
@ Hugo & D P ….hmmmm dp !?!
Sarcasm , sometimes its hard to get that from an internet post.
Sorry for missing that.
I stand by my comment about the skinny woman I once dated.
I actually went out with several petite/skinny girls in high school but seeing as we were all skinny back then I didn’t count that time period ~;)
I think “skinny” is a matter of perception. A size 0-4 who is 5’1 can look very healthy and have a nice figure. Myself, at 5’9″ would look sick if I was anything less than a size 7. I used to be very, very thin and couldn’t gain an ounce if I tried….until the magical age of 30 lol. Finally, my bones aren’t knocking together when I lay on my side! I used to have to sleep with a pillow between my knees…true story
Well Nurse Hezz its been over a half hour & no one has yet said it ….So
Yeah, lucky pillow ~;)
Boru, don’t ever let anyone tell you that frogs will go extinct;)
“Boru, don’t let anyone tell you that frogs will go extinct”
Hmmm
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And to think some of you probably thought you had skin problems back in high school when you were plagued with the dreaded acne. Look at frogs these days, especially the ones sucking chemicals in through their pores. Talk about a real pizza face!
*lesigh*
I’m dealing with an allergic reaction on my face right now. I look like a freak. I’ve never had skin problems before and this is just dreadful, so I sympathise with the poor frogs.
yeah, well i’m sick and living in a treehouse
My god PK your not having good luck lately.
Do you know what caused the reaction on your face?
I hope you feel better very soon.
Big Russian Friday Hugs to Painey:
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And to PK:
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Heh Heh Heh
Painy I do hope you better soon too. Living in a treehouse isn’t nice, unless…
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That hugo/mel derailment was exactly what this board needs!
Flabbergasted earned me many looks from those sitting nearby.
ha ha ha.
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Side note… I’ve just learned my BMI is 33.9.
I wonder how many dirty looks I would get if I used any of those ‘obesity’ parking spots…
what a shit metric.
zZz I love the kitten photos.Soooooooooo SWAEEEEEET,they make me smile. Thanks 🙂
thanks boru, my treehouse is a euphemism for something else. my van down by the river blew up when i was making meth^^
whatever, i find gingers and blonds absolutely repulsive.
So you know.. there you go. I’m a size 2 op. But if you’re ginger or blond, i guess i’d be a bitch for not giving you a second look.
Believe it or not, the first feature I notice on a woman is her eyes. If a woman has killer eyes, (euphemistically speaking of course), I melt like butter.
As for size, it’s not a big deal for me but I guess if you had to peg a label on me, I’d have to say I’m a bit of a chubby chaser. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate all, (well, MOST), women but I dunno, there’s just something about the curves that a bigger girl sports that does it for me. I personally think these models from the Penningtons ads are absolutely stunning!
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But looks are just a very small part of the complete package. Personality, intelligence, sense of humour, etc are what really makes the person attractive. At least to me. (And my girl has got all this and more! I’m a very lucky man!!)
Both me and my girl are bigger but we’re working on getting a little more healthier. I’m currently down 20 lbs in 6 months. Small victory but I’ll take it. I got the right trend going anyway.
Right on Avast! I like how you and your girly are getting healthier, while some people just try to get skinny regardless of the consequences. Being healthy is very important, being skinny it just a body type.
You’ll be pleased to know, I went on a date with a lady last week, and she had enormous beautiful blue eyes. They sucked me right in! Eyes are an extremely attractive feature on a woman. I was a bumbling idiot tho, to say the least. But apparently it was endearing, so I ended up doing alright.
What should really matter is how you feel about yourself and that your healthy.A person can be heavy and healthy.
If a person is starving themselves and constantly exercising to stay skinny,there’s no good quality of life there.
A body builder can have a high BMI but be in perfect shape.
Avasto Stay happy
Thanks Cap’n and congrats! Any chance of a second date in the offing? She sounds like a real catch. Best of luck, matey!
Thanks Boru! I appreciate that. And you’re absolutely right, size is not necessarily an indication of health. I’ve known many a slim person who was anything BUT healthy and larger people who could give you a real run for your money at the gym.
Surprisingly, Yes! And, more importantly, it was her idea! I wasn’t the one who initiated a second date as per usual. This gives the Captain hope
Hey! That’s fantastic, Cap! I’m chuffed for you. You must have made an impression, my friend. Take it as it comes and enjoy yourselves!
Keep us posted from time to time.
Haha yes, I’ll keep you all updated with the intricate details of my lavish love life ;D
lol…Forgive me if I was getting too personal, Cap. Definately not my intention. I wasn’t talking about a full, post-date analysis complete with colour commentary or anything. lol (Although, it MIGHT be interesting if you did it in video recap format and did your best Don Cherry voice-over impression, a la Rock ’em Sock ’em. Just sayin…) 😉
Don’t worry Avast, I’ve been looking for a reason to bust out the old camcorder. Anybody have a spare tripod? Anyone? I should start a blog too, and have a live video stream of everything my date and I get into (ifyaknowwhatImean 😉 complete with commentary
Also, do you know if David Attenborough is for hire? I think he’d be the best choice to narrate the more intimate moments throughout the evening
Not sure about David Attenborough but I think David Suzuki may be available, ya know, if you’re looking to put more of a ‘Science and Nature’ spin on the whole endeavour. 😉
He could do a special on Environmentally Friendly Procreation!
Or you could go with David Arquette and add a little Former World Champion-ness to the date. Kicking his ass would give you some major Cred.
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Good idea, zZz! That’ll show her how manly I am, and that I can defend her against all potential threats. Bitches love that!
How could she possibly say no?
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Haha @ More! I don’t know if the pillow felt so lucky, being thrashed around by boney knees for 6-8 hours!
Boru — I had a cold, and my nose got chapped and the chapping wouldn’t go away so my doc gave me a steroid cream and the cream made my face blow up.
Now I’m on oral meds and my face feels like it’s on fire constantly.
A boy at work even told me I’m now undateable because no one wants to date someone with face herpes (even though I don’t have face herpes).
*lesigh* i just feel like wearing a mask everywhere. Or hanging out in my tree house.
Painy — we need to commiserate sometime.
Congrats Captain? What are you doing?! I am excited for you (and for her too)….perhaps you should consider changing your moniker to Captain Camcorder, though;)…..Troodon, you have sealed it with the frog link–i now have a HUGE crush on you:P Happy Bok-Bok Day all:)
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or just cosplay until it goes away
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@Zed: bikes&comics, great sense of humor, AND kitties&puppies?!?!?! You’re adorable man:D Have a great weekend!
Awwww PK…not only is this boy at work a douche. He’s an uneducated douche. Hope you feel better soon!
Thanks, SheSang! You’re always so positive!
It’ll be The Mellotones @ the Seahorse for us! We are, after all, very classy people 😉
Why, Captain Camcorder, I am liking you more with each post!!!…and i am looking forward to the ‘feature presentation’ 😉
I’ll be sending all of you advance screening tickets. For your viewing pleasure 🙂
*crosses fingers for R rating…*
as I’m sure you likely are.
Good point zZz, I’d advise any of you with children to leave them at home. Unless they’re in middle school, because this could be a great substitution for those terrible sexual health class videos.
pk – Galaxal Base, best moistureizer there is, and it cools the fire in no time.
Capt – You’ll need a proper narrator, I suggest either Morgan Freeman, or John Cleese.
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Being the proverbial nice guy/gentleman does have its drawbacks, the other day while pickig up a client, I met a woman that I found quite attractive. But since I was on the clock and beinga gentleman/nice guy, I thought that it would be totally unprofessional and possibly creepy to have hit on her. Oh well another missed opportunity.
Tonight, a visit with another client in town, then I think I’ll have a beer and a burger somewhere. Anyone care to join me for a mini-summit?
Shoot I missed joining you guys.Shit 🙁
hugo, if you come by the shop with your clientele, i’ll give you some treats
thanks pg, I just might do that, although they get plenty of goodies from me (I have a bucket full).
Gone to a party (out Rosies way) rather than a bar, bitch at ya tomorrow 😉
I love ‘R’ ratings……’X’ is kinda fun too=:P
SheSang I must have missed something”R” OR “X” ? YOU,watch porn?
i won’t be at the shop til tuesday, hugo. i’d love me some blue^^
Hey Boru–Captain Camcorder was talking about vidding his date and Zed mentioned ‘R’ ratings:D…..yeah, i like to watch porn sometimes, but I like the ‘classics’–vintage 70’s is my fave time period of the genre, some hilarious stuff was made in the 80’s though (check: The Last ‘X’-Rated Movie’). A few worth watching (and LOTS of fun to watch with partner or fwb:)): Deep Throat (a musical!), Behind the Green Door [and its first sequel] (really, all about safe sex and acceptance:)), and The Devil in Miss Jones (all about what happens to you if you repress your natural desires [the first is the best, the sequels kinda ‘suck’–lol;)])…..i have a cardboard box around here with a few gems, but I can’t seem to find it…..perhaps the universe will choose to present it to me, when I most need it but least expect it (like this weekend;))!!!
You still have a VHS machine? =o
The tapes might not be any good anymore 🙁
Ya Hugo Phurst, I still have a VHS–part of my ‘trap-set’ of an ‘entertainment center’ (hahaha), and it still plays my tapes…all of them….well, at least the ones I can find–even the homemade ones;)
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SheSang I don’t think your mom would want to watch porn with her daughter.lol…… 🙂 I remember watching a porn movie that was a knock off of Married with Children,it was funny.Yes after about 8-10 years of marriage things in the bedroom tend to go stale.So watching porn was a “marriage aid”;although only one of us got to watch most of it.lol. He always told me he didn’t mind not watching…..But anyway it’s been so long since, I hear sex is like riding a bicycle,you never forget how ride. 🙂 You surprise me SheSang,I don’t peg you for a woman that watches porn, let alone have a box of old porn tapes. Please don’t take me the wrong way,I’m NOT judging. 🙂
Hugo How was lastnight’s mini summit?I was disappointed I didn’t find out about it until it was too late….I’m probably Coast Bitch/Love’s equivalent of “Crazy Uncle Fester”,just didn’t want “Crazy Boru1014” around. 🙁 lolo
Hey Boru, didn’t happen. I was out the door about 15 minutes when I got a party invite, lol I’m still a lttle hungover and shakey.
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SheSang Girl I like you,your pretty kinky….
Ya Hugo Phurst, I still have a VHS–part of my ‘trap-set’ of an ‘entertainment center’ (hahaha), and it still plays my tapes…all of them….well, at least the ones I can find–even the homemade ones;)
SheSang So your into making homemade porn movies? Like I said kinky.:)
You must be a confident woman.Although the thought sounds intresting I don’t know if I could do it.I would have to be comfortable with the man I’m making love to and not ashamed of how I look.
I’m thinking about going to celtic corner now.
I can up-one you guys – I now have a working Betamax machine – now to transfer Hub-Unit’s 1989 week long visit to Sable Island and life will be good. Those video images of hundreds of bobbing, very curious seals are simply priceless.
Mini-summit? Shit, what gives? Hoping for one soon.
TTFN I so enjoyed meeting you all last summit.
Hugo Still recouping.?…Your not a 20 something HairyBag anymore.
A pleasure to meet you as well, Boru – hope you’ll be at the next summit, kid.
Yup, all recouped 🙂
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Celtic Corner, doesn’t Daniel frequient that place?
Summit – soon please pk, before the weather changes 😉
hey Boru:) You are a funny girl:P….you’re right–no porn with mom (will make mental note-lol!) And while i DO have a few interesting ‘homemade movies’, i have yet to make a homemade porn–unless you count the one of my friend and i bobbing up and down in the Gulf,topless (we were sailing, off Florida), ….her husband (at the time) was videoing us swimming, so we gave him a little show…unfortunately for him he wasn’t wearing his glasses–he would probably still be her husband if he had been wearing them, she’s a knockout;D….and yeah, i am a bit of a kinky girl;P I am very particular about how people treat each other though, and i don’t tend to ‘advertise’–i like my partners to get to discover that part of me, as opposed to me behaving like a walking sexual menu…and people say that there is no where left to explore in the world except Lake Vostok!!HA!…sometimes i may come off as a little conservative, but i am not really very conservative at all…..i believe in R-E-S-P-E-C-T, and i LOVE to play–some people never learn the joys of the compatability of the respect-play dynamic…such a pity–i usually find those types of peeps too boring to play with, even when they are good-looking, because i find disrespect so un-sexy and child-like…..on a much more fun note,B,during my last trip to TO i got to try on a few sweet corsets, eyed a sexy black vinyl nursey-pooh ‘uniform’, and drooled over a tres expensive Judy Jetson dress (black with gorgeous little stand-up cap sleeves and firey red lining)–back to the shop with a bigger budget next time;)
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@TTFN I am so envious of your Betamax!! My fam had one in the 80s and kept it until there were no more beta tapes around to rent, and the machine was great!! Really was better quality….and your hub-unit’s 1989 Sable Island w/e tape sounds very interesting….i have an old docu (2002) you might enjoy (‘People of the Reefs’ [dan duchene, nexus media]), but it is on VHS….i also have some old ‘shark week’ recordings from back in the 90s….
Gonna go and cook some bird for mammala:) hope you are all having a lovely sunday….btw, did you know there is a way to hook up your comp and your TV so you can watch yourself have sex with your partner, in the moment, without recording it?!?!?! ;D fun!fun!fun!
@Hugo: “O Rly?”…Rly, o rly;)
ps well that was a pretty bird;P
Sorry Hugo, i guess my winky-face should have been: ;-O …..hahaha….
Hugo
I stopped going there when the European guys showed up. They never left standing by the bar making it impossible to get a fucking drink.
European guys?
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Wow, and I thought I could hold a grudge.
Daniel, I’m impressed!
Nope has nothing to do with that. I know them actually 3 of them work at my shop they’re from Ireland and Holland (economy is fucked over there). They always stand at the bar in Europe.
I’m completely serious that is hilarious I should have realized how that sounded!
I thought it was bitch post material!
That deserves a double HA HA post!
Ok, obviously I have mistakenly completely destroyed the vibe of this thread so I’d mine as well post some musical sattire in the hopes of sarcastically presenting some sarcastic sattire.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI
SheSang I totally agree with you again… RESPECT,RESPECT,RESPECT
each other as human’s not so much because so and so is a lawyer and he is supposed to get respect from everyone just because he has a cerificate on his office wall?It makes me angry when people treat others like filth;I’ve been treated like filth,believe me that is ingrained in my brain.So I try very hard not to treat others like filth….”Walk a mile in my shoes”so people say….
Your obviously a lot more secure with your looks and body than I am,good for you…I can joke about sex in general terms but,my personal sex life is personal,between my partner and myself.It’s been so long since I actually felt comfortable enough with a man.I guess I’m an accidental born again virgin.Lol
I hope everyone’s Thanksgiving is going well.Mine is terrible..Last Sat. my water in my bathroom sink stopped running then last night the water in my kitchen stopped running.I called about the bathroom lastweek nothing done.I called the Landlord’s office left messages, still no water…. STRESS….I’m still hanging on though…just barely.
TTFNA “Pleasure to meet you as well, Boru – hope you’ll be at the next summit, kid.”
Did you call me a kid?! LMAO…GOD(or reasonable facsimile) LOVE YA.
I don’t think your that much older than me.You just made me laugh,thanks TTFN
I’m 58 and holding, Boru – I doubt if you’re THAT old – heh-heh.
TTFN Your a total Badass at 58.I’m a fairly consevreitive 46 years old.I am envious of you total Badassedness(Buro 1014’s English).lol
You’re 46….
What are you doing on here.
“housewife”
Daniel You tell me why you’r asking me what I’m doing here?How is it any of your busy what I’m doing here also, so what IF I am a “HOUSEWIFE”?
I wish I was a housewifeman. Unfortunately I’m going to Celtic Corner so warn everyone to avoid me. I must be the type who would be difficult to talk to and irritating, just look at my picture.
Daneil If you have something to say to me come right out and say it.
You troll this board looking for arguements just to cause shit.
Here in Canada woman aren’t stoned to death for walking outside alone, going to a bar alone or speaking their minds on a Bitch Board.Well Daneil you will get no where trying to evoke anger with me.
You have a good evening
I’m not middle eastern.
I’m not trolling. You’d like to think that but I’m not. I’ve just experienced the racism of a man who is and know middle eastern men whom definitely AREN’t like that. Why typecast them as the same?
They are human just like you.
Is that still what this is all about. I’m someone who doesn’t realize that there are brutally sexist cultures?
Why do you want people to not meet me?
You see, this has been a very intense experience for me and you can think what you want but don’t think that you know me from a situation. I happen to find you interesting (although I don’t know you). When you warned people about me frequenting Celtic Corner to me that was you continuing it. I defend myself. Always have always will.
Boru, you’re just a kid – bahawhawhaw – what happened with me was bouncing over the fence of menopause and hitting the ground running without fucking hormones infusing my nogging with its psycho cocktail. Plus age gives you the soothing balm of not giving a porcupine’s arse pucker what other people think. I don’t look back, I don’t look forward – here and now is just fine, thank you very muchly.
Daniel If you had a question you wanted to ask me about something I said (althought I do not remember “warning”people not to meet you) why didn’t you simply come out and ask?I don’t understand the reasoning behind (what I felt was an attack)on “my” being a “HOUSEWIFE”,so the fuck what if I am JUST A HOUSEWIFE ? …When I mentioned that I was going to Celtic Corner it was an open invitation to anyone on this board to meet me there.
Yes I suppose I was making a generalization about middle eastern men, I do aplogize for that.
It sounded to me that you were being sexist.I am confused by your unwarrented attack on me.
Boru
I just mixed you up with Hugo!
i’m the same age as obama
“housewife”
“=counter sarcasm like as if I’m showing what an ignorant person would say. My mother was a housewife and I’m pretty sure one of my grandmother’s was a prostitute in the 50s. Ones occupation isn’t who they are. When girls(usually) ask me what I do I tell them I’m the guy who glues the straws to the juice box containers.
I did mix you up with Hugo no joke. You can look back at Hugo’s comment. It’s OK Hugo, given the brain’s limbic system we are all part lizard.
Daniel You mixed me up with Hugo you say.Which I suspect,was the real reason behind your attack on me and you don’t think you need to aplogize.Really?!Your either sexist or egotistical,or both.
I wanted to hear your thoughts before i apologized. You’re seeing what you want to see. Me being sexist or egotistical because i haven’t apologized to you is ridiculous regardless. Why don’t you apologize to me for labeling me as a troller just looking to cause shit. Bad things went both ways. You have anger issues.
Right now I’m not apologizing because you haven’t decompressed enough to be in the right state of mind for it to matter anyway.
Daniel …LOL…I have anger issues,thats funny…lol…
…lol..Yes I am decompressed.
I apologize for not seeing you as a person and typecasting you as what I basically saw as one of the people who ganged up on me when I had no right to bring that negative energy back in the first place let alone accuse you of it when you didn’t. At all.
Better decompressed than decomposed I always say! Well, I don’t always say it but I’ll say it now.
Essential to keep a VCR around… how else are you supposed to play Nightmare?
http://www.horrorsniped.com/wp-content/upl…
And I hook up the old betamax when I want to watch the 1992 Royal Rumble I taped way back when…. or the Freddie Mercury Tribute concert. I still have ET, Legend, and a few other oldies too. Ahhh, nostalgia.
Troodon:…..hahahahaha:D….Zed, sounds like you need to come to my house;P
I couldn’t figure out how to record using my VCR.I’m totally lost trying to fix my computer.Legion was a favorite movie.
“Legion was a favorite movie.”
http://www.thezooom.com/wp-content/uploads…
Hugo ….Lol. One of my favorite movies from around that time.
SheSang I do hope you and your mum had a nice visit.It must have been difficult for your family to have Thanksgiving without your dad.
Hey Boru–thanks so much, mum and i did have a really nice visit:) it is really hard without my dad, though, i miss him every day…i still can’t believe he’s gone….how was your TG??
I’m happy that you and your mum had a nice visit.
My TG was alright,lonely but alright.Life’s a bitch then you die.I know that all too well what it’s like to be lonely and depressed.So I feel badly for anyone in the same kind of depressed mood that I can get into. My first reaction is to tell them I’m here if they want to talk. Lord knows no one has ever been there for me….It goes back to treating people with respect and kindness.I really believe in treating people the way I want to be treated…..Sorry my life is falling apart again around me,I’m up to my ass in alligator’s.
Did you see Chickadee over TG?I hope it works out for you….I wish I could be held by a man,it’s been so long….I could go to a bar to pick up a man for sex but, I agree with you ,I need to feel comfortable and safe with a man inorder to share such an intimate part of myself.I couldn’t have sex with just any man.There was a man but I was wrong about him.I do wish I wasn’t…..Anyway… 🙁