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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Weasel-powder fucktards

Posted on Tue, Jan 5, 2010 at 9:58 AM

Every half a generation or so, cocaine becomes 'cool' again, I.E. accepted, and the School of Hard Knocks starts enrollment for the next Master Class. Students of this particular school can choose the 'intensive' program, which hands your sorry ass back to you in a year or less, or the full-term program, which allows you to watch your life fall apart at whatever pace is comfortable for you. As with any 'intensive' program tuition is far more expensive, but you achieve the same result that much sooner. The full-term program is so versatile that a student can stay in it indefinitely, should he or she choose. Certain candidates might even eventually qualify for the 'Special Scholarship' after 10 years, but the unfortunate reality is that most students won't. This happens mostly because they graduate (and their ass is handed to them years before), but a few students will never qualify simply because Cocaine kills them before they get a chance.
I know this is an annoying rant, but not nearly as annoying as a bunch of assholes on blow. You fucking losers have to realize you are actually the polar opposite of what you think you are when you are high on that shit, and it's destroyed far better people than you many,many times. Even people with more money than God, and more power than you will ever have in 10 lifetimes have had their asses handed to them by this fucking shit, so SMARTEN THE FUCK UP. If you are one of those one-in-a-hundred people who actually can get away with doing it once a year, for fucksakes stay the fuck home with your other coke-fuck loser friends so less weak-minded people will start thinking that shit is cool. Because it ain't cool now, wasn't before and never will be . FUCK OFF
---sick of watching swinging barn doors

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