prick on someone your own size

to the person and their penis who wrote ‘urine’ in what I assume is urine on my car – what great talent you have. If I had a penis and knew who you were I would come and write something as equally as insightful on something that belongs to you…try and piss on my bike next time, I dare you.

This article appears in Sep 25 – Oct 1, 2008.