Hi. You may not remember me, but I remember you. The tiny man who so senselessly insulted me as I made my way into a certain bar on Saturday night. “You’re too tall to be here”. What does that even mean? Yes, I’m 5’11, no I don’t wear heels (I don’t need to ), but I don’t need to be fucking reminded of it at every interval! Just so we’re clear I LOVE being tall. Supermodels, basketball players, and successful people in general are tall. Look at any study based on height and it will tell you that tall people are coming out ahead. I’m sorry that evolution hasn’t gotten rid of your short, ugly, igonorant ass sooner, but please leave us gentically blessed people alone in the meantime. I don’t comment on your obvious “short” comings, so please do everyone a favor and keep your moronic remarks to yourself.
This article appears in Sep 18-24, 2008.
I’ve never heard of that, hilarious…small fellas are funny
Remember that nothing said by a male to a female in, or in the vicinity of, a bar is ever true. Neither is 99% of what is said by a female, but no matter. Forget about it.
Gee that is just about the most stupid thing I have heard in a long time. What is wrong with a women being tall, to tall to be in a bar. What the heck goes on in bars these days Tall ladies,long legs, yea gorgeous for sure. I agree with you that many supermodels and sucessful people are tall. Good for you that you are tall and the guy that made the comment to you about tallness is an idiot. Perhaps this short fellow is very insecure around tall ladies. What an asinine comment for a man to make to you. JK
Next time, ask the Ankle Scratcher if you can use the top of his head to rest your drink on.
Just because you’re tall doesn’t mean you shouldn’t wear heels. You probably look hot in heels. Do it.
I wonder if the short guy was just kidding around and the tall one took it personal : ) A lot of people can not take jokes these days.
what a loser
I think you should wear heels too, fuck it, why not? Tall is hot, and I think a lot of short guys secretly get off on being with a woman taller then them because it gives them a sense of importance, kind of like, “I am such a stud that even tho I’m short I still bagged this tall babe” kind of thing. Then theres a small handfull of short men who happen to have small penises/brains/bank accounts and they can’t stand the idea of being around a taller woman cause they have so many other hang ups to contend with.
Trrrefff, your theories are almost as lame as Scott’s.
My ex’s was concerned about her height. I told her it’s nothing, she’s no taller in bed. 😉
Don’t worry, all short men and women wish they were taller. Also, I think we can all pretty much assume the small man with the small man syndrome also has a proportionately small penis -hence the insecurity.