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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Small Man Syndrome

Hi. You may not remember me, but I remember you. The tiny man who so senselessly insulted me as I made my way into a certain bar on Saturday night. "You're too tall to be here". What does that even mean? Yes, I'm 5'11, no I don't wear heels (I don't need

Posted on Thu, Sep 18, 2008 at 1:23 PM

Hi. You may not remember me, but I remember you. The tiny man who so senselessly insulted me as I made my way into a certain bar on Saturday night. "You're too tall to be here". What does that even mean? Yes, I'm 5'11, no I don't wear heels (I don't need to ), but I don't need to be fucking reminded of it at every interval! Just so we're clear I LOVE being tall. Supermodels, basketball players, and successful people in general are tall. Look at any study based on height and it will tell you that tall people are coming out ahead. I'm sorry that evolution hasn't gotten rid of your short, ugly, igonorant ass sooner, but please leave us gentically blessed people alone in the meantime. I don't comment on your obvious "short" comings, so please do everyone a favor and keep your moronic remarks to yourself.

Cindy Crawford is 5'10

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