I hope you are not injured, I’m not the kind of person to wish that on anyone. But, I hope you fucked up your sports car so bad that you have to take a bus for a year while it is in the shop. Take your keys and throw them away, you should not be allowed to drive.
—Late for supper

This article appears in Jul 12-18, 2018.

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