So, first I’m “queer.” Now I’m a male squirrel who fucks female cardinals…Coast: WTF is wrong with you people? —Mr. Meaty
This article appears in Jul 17-23, 2014.
Gay Squirrels?
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Did you do all this at a knitting bee?
Squirrels screw cardinals? Just had a nature lesson.
Ozzie the Osprey and his wife Harriet have built a nest on a power pole near the gulag. The first time they cause a power blackout and we get to go home for the day, they’re getting some tasty markdown salmon from the fishermens market.
Screee!
Mr. Meaty, who cares what the Coasties call you. According to them I’m a right-wing, racist, misogynistic, militaristic fascist running dog. They’re probably right, but so what.
At least it wasn’t a gay fish and fish sticks. Then you coulda done a stellar kanye west impression.
so who thinks putin ordered that plane shot down because of the 100 plus aids researchers on it?
^^ Archie and the Riverdale gang is in on it too.
Squirrels are totally gay, they love nuts!
Isn’t a female cardinal just another way of saying a high falutin nun with a nasty and bad habit?
TRANS-GENUS COPULATION
“Now I’m a male squirrel who fucks female cardinals.” Mr. Meaty
This is an extremely interesting hypothesis. Usually any irregular copulation such as this occurs within species of a particular genus – warm-blooded creatures, for example, which give birth live and require no incubation. One thinks of shepherds and their flocks.
But here we have an example of trans-genus copulation which occurs not among the members of the species of a particular genus but rather between two different genii (a bit of Latin there for the plural form of “genus”), between that is, warm and cold-blooded members of different genii, the latter of course giving birth “in ovum” (a bit more Latin there for “in egg”) and which does require incubation.
As indicated, this is an exiting hypothesis but further and supporting documentation is clearly required.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Yes, maybe I Halifax Pride Committeem putting too much energy into this BS. I’m actually feeling trapped here this year; I usually avoid Halifax Pride opting for real fun in alternate cities.
You can be gay in Halifax, as long as you’re not “that” gay (a judgement of the Halifax Pride Committee (past, yet the value lives on).
God forbid we not be family-friendly rather that celebrate the differences and really who we are and our values…
I imagine the Halifax Pride Committee must cringe at the thought of the naked bike ride…
Naked Bike Ride?
I thought it was an open casting call for “The Human Centipede Part IV: A New Hope”
Ivan, if you’ve not been part of a centipede, you’ve not lived!
^LOLOLOLOL
Hey, it’s all about an existentialist-proto-hipster-photo-study of furries being relevant in today’s society, or just about a squirrel boning a bird. In a way, squirrels bone birds all the time.
well i have DE-BONED a bird or two in my kitchen
for jhey http://www.opposingviews.com/i/videos/soci…