Dear pretentious business owners,
Please stop wasting and taking credit for the great talent that this fine city has produced. If you feel the need to brag about your accomplishments and flaunt other people’s hard earned money than please show up to work before 10am. Please stop wasting people’s time by showing up late to every meeting. Finally, please make it through a day without getting high. How can you expect people to respect you if you have no respect for them? -Hard Boiled
This article appears in Jun 12-18, 2014.
One gold plated D-cup, a silk-lined bendy straw and the longest inhale on record – hmmmm, sounds like someone has a successful ‘high’-end business on Sprung Grubby Road.
Ahhhh… the benefits of being your boss!
Those artisan burritos aren’t about to make themselves, now are they?
This guy has my dream job. “My dad invented windmills! Time to show up at 10:20, but before I do.. I gotta get high!” Fuckin awesome.
There’s a whole restaurant section here if you care to leave a review for all potential customers to see.
Great talent this city has produced is like you, an oxymoron.
The word should be ‘then’ rather than the use of ‘than’.
I would love to be flaunting other people money yeeeehawww!