You know who sucks? People who think they are better than others because of what they wear on their legs or their preference in delicious tortilla chips. Worry about yourself first, what’s that mirror saying today? -The Man Of Many Names
This article appears in May 22-28, 2014.


I like my corn chips like I like my hooker-wimmim – ZESTY MORDANT!
The mirror is telling me my hair looks great.
I love your hair, Klyde – let your freak flag flap! The only man I know who has the courage to roll his hair in hand grenades – we lubs you, man!
You know what REALLY sucks? People who are bothered by what other people think.
I think i’m better than everyone, especially OP, because I worship Satan!
Satan!Satan!Satan!Satan!Satan!Satan!Satan!Satan!Satan!Satan!Satan!Satan!Satan!Satan!Satan!Satan!
Are we talking jeggings here?
If so then just…. no.
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I lubs all my bitcher amigos and senoritas….OLE!
Haz, I thought I was the only one who worshiped my cat–will give her your most subjugated regards 😉
I’m a man of many pants myself and I love my corn chips, nice snack for a Saturday night. Sorry, I forgot where I was going with this.
Oh yeah, worry about yourself OP and, although it wasn’t Michael Jackson’s best song, it was decent.
No,I don’t think that was it.
It’s outa the bag now shesang, my index and pinky fingers are not devil horns, they are cat ears.