I don’t think there will ever be a day that you don’t cross my mind, a day when I don’t wish you could hold me again. Your smile, Blue (Grey?) Eyes—that will always be everything. -Too Long Gone, Come Back Soon
This article appears in May 22-28, 2014.


Projectile vomiting has commenced.
HALP!!!! The mod for this stuff is twelve and can’t tell the difference between love and bitch!
OB, my eyes are BLUE! And FUCK OFF!
Cocktail hour started a bit early for our mod.
Faraway indeed! Faraway from the Love section.
But is it love ??? or bitching about how long its been ???
can’t decide …
should’ve just tossed this one in the trash
Dispatcher: 911. What is the emergency?
OP: Someone broke my heart.
Dispatcher: I’ll send an Whambulance. Whahahahahahah!
Long distance love – you betta axe somebody
Ask propecia – part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrLn4iTZ5n…
If there was any justice in this world Propecia would be sitting in Oprah’s chair.
she can be judge judy’s replacement.