Why is it that when someone lets a door close in my face, it is almost ALWAYS a middle-aged to older woman? I guess I know why, but it feels good to bitch about it. Look behind you, ladies. -SociallyEnabled

This article appears in May 1-7, 2014.

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  1. This lot should be shot. Total waste of our resources. When I go to the grocery store and see them pushing their cart with their fucking elbows I know any chance interaction we may have will not go well.

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  2. And then they stand in the middle of the aisles with their grocery carts turned face-first into the shelves, pissed off because you asked to pass by….

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  4. Holy shit, what a huge hate-on for boomers.

    Thanks for painting us with the same broad brush, ageist fucktards!

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  9. At the VG I press the accessible door button while they’re at the door just to fuck with the assholes who don’t hold the door. Shocks the every time.

    Equally as shitty are those who don’t say a simple ‘thanks’ when you hold the door for them. As if they’re so entitled that everyone should just hold doors open for their golden arses.

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  11. I dunno about that Baz. I’d sooner hang out with the Soweto Gospel Choir than any Fairviewistan Vanilla Ice wannabe wigger. I’d much rather wait at a bus stop with Djimon Hounsou than our local North Preston Boko Haram.
    And maybe someday I can meet Morgan Freeman, just like Johnny Clegg did >; )
    http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/BGS7SpI7obY/hqdefau…

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  13. Hay Ivan: if I moved to Pinecrest, would y’all still come to my bbq?

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  15. I’ll walk naked through Highfield before I take another 52.

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