Does anyone else think it’s gross that restaurants flip their chairs on the tables at the end of the day? I understand it makes it easier to mop the floor but are those tables being wiped down the next morning when they set the chairs down? Some particular restaurants have quite the group of grotesque customers with sweaty asscracks and masturbation smut sitting on those chairs. Just some food for thought, or thoughts to forget food. -Meal Mysophobia
This article appears in Apr 17-23, 2014.
Howard Hughes was able to live the sort of germophobic existence you seem to desire for yourself, but then he had two distinct advantages. He was richer than Croesus, and he was insane. Good luck
Myso, most of the customers are wearing pants. Even nudists sit on a towel. Have you never enjoyed the act of eating ass? Really, it can be time well spent.
Must be one of the low class joints like McDick’s
Ivan, Let’s not forget Hughes also had the pleasure of making an underwire bra for Jane Russell’s spectacular bazoomas.
Bazzer, the man had a knack for making large objects defy the laws of gravity and that’s a fact.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN9SJ1xYlcw
John, did you forget that HH also collected his own piss in jars?
Ivan, We are soon to get a rival to the Spruce Goose, it’s known as the Justin Jackoff, guaranteed not to pull to the right, not in favour of hanging, but proficient at teaching drama and making dioramas.
I was gifted a real bottle of Anisette for Easter and am finishing it now, I am considering filling out the application to join the Legion Etrangere, where the fuck did I put my Kepi?
Legionnaires marching song
http://youtu.be/vMnDyJZ2ygw
I got a bottle of ‘buca for Easter so I’ve been making like Tony Soprano and calling the cat “Puffy Walnuts”.
Gotta love those Legion songs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHTYjN93KGg
personally op, i prefer to eat at restaurants that use plates, not just slop the gruel directly onto table surface, but that’s just me and my fussy ways.
OB goes to the ones where they serve the food directly on the sweaty asscrack/masturbation smut chair seats…
Now on to the real question: WHERE is this masturbate-restaurant? I’ve heard of the Horsemen & Knights group, but beating off in a local resto in Hali?!
Perhaps they have a sign at the door ‘We offer a jizz free environment’?
Fuckin’ way of the road….
http://i.imgur.com/jU9ufd5.jpg
never thought about it that way….*shudders*