I know that you know you were blocking the checkout aisle as you packed up your mega-grocery order. The idea is to move to the end of the checkout to do this so the person behind you in line can do the same when their order is paid for. But no, you continued to pack your stuff while in the aisle, even listened to me telling the cashier about my bad day I was having with my asthma while you did so. The person behind me couldn’t even get their stuff rung through because the line was now at a complete standstill. Then you admonish ME for not saying “Excuse me, you are in the way?” Really? You needed someone to point out to you that you were in the way? I would think a middle-aged woman would have this figured out by now. Surely you’ve shopped before? Yeah, I could have asked you to move. I just wanted to see how far your ignorance would take you. -Orange Juice and Ciabatta

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  1. There is NOTHING like a glass of freshly-squeezed orange juice and a joint of Amnesia Haze whilst sitting in an Amsterdam coffeeshop… please Mr. Euro, won’t you just drop a little?

  2. You might’ve used your inhaler, regained your lung capacity and said ‘move it you old cunt’. What asthma and the age of the tardy one have to do with this is beyond me.

  3. What’s wrong with shopping at the yellow discount store? They have good deals. Nothing wrong with saving a little do-re-mi. Only suckers pay more for the same item at other stores.

  4. Only someone with more dollars then sense would pay more for the same item at another store.

  5. You open your mouth and say, “beep beep coming thru get the fuck out the way!”

    Sunny D & Wonderbread

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