Last evening was the first, and hopefully, last time, I’ll have to watch the NS Tourism video. f you believe half the dross that’s in it, you’d believe we lived in Shangri-La and not North Korea Central with a Greek economy.
They should show run down filthy Halifax, and then flash the headline “Come to NS, there’s nothing to see” with a * and a clause stating, “please do not feed the inmates”. —Mr. Bean
This article appears in Mar 6-12, 2014.
Maybe, you are seeing the sadness of the life you are living. For the rest of us it is fucking awesome.
Fortunately, we can still visit Quebec, even if they do secede. That po-faced bucket of poutine curd, Marois, says so, so it must be true.
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I do this.
Doctor: Don’t do that.
CFA: LTWWB! LTWWB! I hate Halifax!
LTWWB Commenters: Don’t live here.
Attention CFAs: We LOVE you little CFAs with your naïve ways and crazy thought patterns.
We will fuck the bejesus outta’ you; we will feed you wonderful, fresh food; we are happy to tour you around our non-concrete, arbour jungles.
But we will not tolerate your crying because you can’t get a baby kangaroo milk latte here…
Now, stop your tears and bend over. Daddy’s horny…
Meaty, that is a quantum leap over our last memorable Tourism slogan:
“Nova Scotia; You’ll come for the baked beans; You’ll stay for the incest.”
You got my vote for tourism minister.
you don’t want to be man-poking anyone who’s had baked beans. just sayin’
I love Meaty!
On the bright side, at least we aren’t Ontario
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVYq_xhi8ZI
Even Adolf hates that shower of buttmunch
What we need is a stadium! Then, and only then, will we live up to our ‘world class’ potential.
geographically speaking, nova scotias environment looks like Northern ontario with all the rock and scraggly trees. We call that cottage country. Great to poke around during the hot summer months, but noone goes near it in the winter. Its quaint here for about 20 seconds then the initial facade wears off. unfortunately the local population actually believes their hype, while they smile throught their teeth and complain about this that and the other thing and how all their troubles are because of everything west of here. or south. or north…whatever just so long as its deflected elsewhere than the person whos doing the complaining.
People just drink too much and instead of doing something about it, they don’t.
Halifax ranked number 26 on the list of Best Places to live in Canada, that’s far too generous.
If you don’t like it, Basil, you’re free to go back to London. Maybe you can find a nice little townhouse right next to, or, attached to a mosque. Seriously, you hate the city, the province, the people, the government, paying taxes, the media, pretty much everything except the pies at some bake shop somewhere close to where you live. You ARE the ‘culture of defeat’, so why not just pack your shit and leave, ya negative old fuck!!!
yeah, but those pies harper! those pasties!