I post here often. I comment often. I also tell the truth about what happened in my life. Good, bad, ironic or funny. That’s the great thing about this medium… you can be totally honest with people anonymously, say what you “Really want to say out loud and in public” without the risks of being looked down upon and with a little luck, get the benefit of honest comments about your post… good, bad, ironic and funny. It is a great replacement for therapy. —Can’t afford therapy
This article appears in Jan 30 – Feb 5, 2014.
that will be $225.00 please, for my time.
OB, if you can auto-fellate, I’ll comment on your posts for free….
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good, bad, ironic or funny?
Much like this face of mine…it doesn’t care what you think of it. One can’t beat honesty.
Unlike GDM I would never stoop to accept money for doing something that benefits others….
Oooops.
Sorry, I was laughing so hard typing, that I spilled an entire tofu smoothie all over my Shambhala Center sweatshirt and capri pants.
You’ve the right idea OP and I suspect, you are not alone in that. Keep laughing.
i have no compunctions about whoring myself out there.
Good Whore-Dog Molly!
While ABOUT the bitch section…. this hardly qualifies as one.
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have a nice day.
YOU MUST SEEK OUT PROFESSIONAL THERAPY NOW!
“It’s a great replacement for therapy.” Can’t Afford Therapy
For God’s sake Ivan, you must seek out professional therapy now!
New Avatar Alert! The “Brown Bess”
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
wanted to post a pic just to celebrate my new name (thanks mr meat) but when i googled whore dog and babylon you wouldn’t believe the wacky ‘white woman is the whore of babylon imperialist running pig dogs lackey’ kind of blog i found.
i wouldn’t link to it for fear of losing my csis rating
True Story
Although dealing with certain personalities on the Bitch Board can be… tedious.
(Admittedly, The Captain is near the top of this tediousness list)
“the Bitch Board can be… tedious.”
HAHAHA says the poster who dumps us when he starts getting laid!
No offense, captain, but as soon as you got a girlfriend you stopped paying us any mind, so….
But, in the graveyard scheme of things, does Karma do arse to mouth as they ride the number 52 on a bicycle slightly smaller that a baby mama stroller while collecting tips as a bum on SGR?
My apologies for punctuation and grammar, I went for dinner to an Irish bar and they absolutely insisted I have a whiskey to follow the Guinness.
Wow, no one cares about your “new name” or “new avatar” you fucking gimps. Thids place is nothing but a big phaggy circle jerk. Montrealman, you forgot to wipe the smegma from the corners of your full of shit mouth. You are so full of shit that HRM wants to use you as a composting pilot project. All you are good for is flapping your toothless gums and offering advice no one wants.
Go back to MTL you froggy fucking retarded cunt. No one on these boards wants to see your stupid fuck face
“A pleasure as always”
Fucking lame
FTWWB clearly prefers the Baker Rifle to the India Pattern Musket or “Brown Bess”
http://sharpecompendium.net/weapons/img/ba…
Good lad.
RSVPS
: Fuck The Way We Bitch (02/01, 1:52AM)
How did you know I have toothless gums?
: Col. Ivan Sonofabitch (8:16AM)
Do you think FTWWB has any coherent grounds for his preference? Do you think FTWWB has any coherent grounds for anything?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Nay, mate. Silly twat prolly don’t even know that bayonet for Baker Rifle were called sword. Or that skilled rifleman could get off 3 aimed shots in minute. Chosen Men, like.
Cunt needs to watch more Sharpe, so ‘e’ does.
FTWWB claims to hate LTWWB yet he/she has taken the time to make an account, read the comments and post a reply. Me thinks they are either desperate for any kind of attention or just a failure in general at life.
‘Fuck.The.Way.We.Bitch’ – do I suspect a little jealousy on your part? Perhaps you’ve been fantasizing about ‘fencing’ in a gentlemanly threesome? A little thrusting and parrying might do your tight, homophobic ass some benefit.
The exchanges between Ivan and MM are quite entertaining and will continue with great vigor despite your hateful bleating, FTWWB. To assume two individuals are gay based on their very amusing banter only confirms that you took ‘Trolling 101’ and failed miserably. Back under the bridge for you, dumb ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxXW6tfl2Y0
Bahawhawhawhaw – good one, Ivanski!
” All you are good for is flapping your toothless gums and offering advice no one wants.”
Nah, that was grampie gary.
RSVP
” Pretty ‘Monstercock5000’ Kitty (02/01, 3:17PM)
Did you know that “Grampie Gary” is one of my Facebook friends? He posts a lot tit shots. Sometimes ass shots but usually tit shots. He has a thing about tits. Particularly big tits. He has a big thing about big tits.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
I miss ole Grampa gummy….but probably no where near as much a Petty K…. after all she changed her name in memory of his massive member !
Ha Ha – in actual fact , it was in honour of Ho!s+ThatLeg who used it as an example of an on-line moniker in one of his comments.
The good ole days! Montreal Man never did take me up on my offer for an evening of opera and museum visits.
PK and I are working on a plan to set up a fake charity for a non-existent ailment and all monies raised will be put towards a massive, all-inclusive road trip summit to Montreal perhaps during their Winter Carnival. If the law against religious headgear passes, don’t worry – we’ll make sure that the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man gets to keep his red hat.
Lock up your whippets.
Rsvp montrealman on feb 1, 2014 at 3:34pm
Does he post any labia shots?
Can you smell cat urine, stale smoke and desperation through the screen?
All the best,
PK
If we had a summit in Montreal, would you come, montrealman?
Kitty, you’re killing me here, my little butterscotch square – or was it a chock-lick one? You decide, Fearless Leader.
Yes, we need to have MM attend a Summit – I honestly think he would be pleasantly surprised. Or, at the very least, mildly amused.
To the rest of you, don’t flog yourselves with al dente spaghetti, it’ll stick to your back hair.
Narf.
RSVPS
: Ho!s+ThatLeg (02/01, 5:26PM)
I never did take you up on the offer because of your habit of hoisting that leg. Very embarrassing, to say nothing of getting a wet dinner jacket, particularly at the opera.
: Col. Ivan Sonofabitch – 95th. Rifles (5:55PM)
By the “Stay Puft Marshmallow man” I assume you mean “Bonhomme Carnival.” Yes, you may be on to something here. His red hat may very well be in violation of Pauline’s Charter of Values. I’ll have to look into it.
: Pretty ‘Monstercock5000’ Kitty (02/02, 12:07AM)
The only time he posts labia shots is when he posts his “Fail” shots. Invariably, they involve labia. It could be someone whose labia, unkown to her, are peeping out from her panties or someone getting out of a small car without any panties at all. As you can imagine, these are my favourites.
Speaking of labia, how are yours? On occasion I have thought of doing a replay of my post in which I describe you, feeling fatigued at the end of a busy day at the office, taking down Monstercock 5000 (that state-of-the-art dildo with its multiple settings) from its place in the closet, bringing it back to bed with you, hoisting your nightgown up over your smooth rounded hips (oh God), spreading your legs out to their fullest extent revealing your magnificent labia in all their flowering glory, and commence to insert the tip of Monstercock 5000 on its “Flutter” setting where it lightly stimulates your increasingly engorged labia and clitoris and … but no, I can’t go on. Let me know if you’d like a replay.
Um, no, I don’t smell any cat urine, stale smoke or desperation coming through the screen but I’ll get my head down closer next time.
: 12:10AM
Well of course Kitty, I would be very pleased but I don’t think my pleasure would rise to the level of the orgasmic. But then you never know.
: T.T. Fonebone (12:26AM)
“Pleasantly surprised” as opposed to “mildly amused” indicates a coherent gradation of emotional response but one which is, perhaps, too fine-grained to be readily conceptualized in terms of a general theory of psychological reaction. Of course, I could be wrong about this. Perhaps you might like to embark on a conceptual deconstruction – a conceptual clarification if you prefer – of what, exactly, is involved.
New Avatar Alert! Wartime Star Weeklies (5)
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!