Pardon my lack of empathy as you recover from your cold but I shouldn’t have to listen to you clear your damn throat at an unnervingly frequent interval. Just suck it up, and be done with it already. I don’t care how much mucus and phlegm you have lodged up there so stop subjecting me to your disgusting noises. Now you’re making ME feel like I have a lump at the back of my throat and I HATE that feeling- Gross! —Irked Ears
This article appears in Jan 16-22, 2014.


So what you’re saying is that everyone sick in halifax right now should be in major discomfort to make sure YOU are not mildly inconvenienced?
Put some fucking headphones on and shut up.
Sick time used up? or none mayhap!
Snotty’s S’not cool.