Date: Friday, September 8
Time: approx. 4:40pm
Location: Corner of Cogswell and Brunswick (facing south)
Green light comes on and so does the ped walky guy sign. You’re taking a right hand turn to go down to Barrington northbound). You stupid jerk, couldn’t wait two fucking seconds and drove out in front of me four feet away. I yell “It’s a crosswalk!” and your hipster stoner boyfriend has the fucking nerve to give me the finger. How about I take that finger, break it off and shove it up your ass.
What really pisses me off are assholes like you that, when you do something ILLEGAL in a vehicle and someone calls you out on it, you’re the ones giving the finger…REALLY. And what really really pisses me off, you’ll do it again no doubt.
Thanks for ruining my day, King and Queen Douche of Doucheland. —Spike Hypertension
This article appears in Sep 7-13, 2017.
Lol, four feet away isn’t at the intersection. In fact, four feet away isn’t even close enough to indicate whether or not you are even going to cross, or stop and wait to cross in the other direction. And what’s with calling a guy down for being a stoner, if he even was? There is nothing wrong with smoking pot, and judging by your frantic need for confrontation, your cokehead ass should try some. In case you can’t see it, my stoner ass is giving you the finger right now.
What’s even funnier is that you were so mad you went home and typed up this lame bitch, while being completely in the wrong, and they probably forgot this even happened. How does it feel to be a tool?
Hey FP.
What I meant to say that I was IN the crosswalk and the car drove in front of me four feet away (from me). I wasn’t four feet away from the crosswalk. I wasn’t in the wrong.
I will make myself clearer in the future. However. I wouldn’t expect a person of your intellect to understand that.
And what’s really really funny, you took the time to rant at me. Thanks.
Something happens to even the nicest people when they get behind the wheel of a car,almost without exception we become aggressive and will do and say things and react impulsive and ignorant. I recognise it in myself. It’s some kind of weird Jekyll and Hyde thing. Behaviors we wouldn’t dream of while out in public on the street or at a mall.
Sorry, Peter, with your update on what you “meant” to say, your bitch makes less fucking sense. The vehicle cut you off how? When the light just turned green were you already more than half way across the crosswalk, or did you enter the crosswalk the other way with not enough time to make the crossing before the light ran out? You did say the car was turning right, right? That means there was only about a foot between the vehicle and the curb, making it impossible for you to be far enough into the intersection to be 4 feet away from the other side. I get it, you should wait for the intersection to clear before proceeding, but it sounds like you tried your best to be a dick and twist what really happened so you could act the victim, then write a poorly articulated bitch to justify your whiney, millennial bullshit.
Sooo…learn how to embellish your bullshit account so it makes sense, or learn how to articulate yourself properly instead of being all holier than thou while threatening violence and letting your stupid anger about the situation ruin your day. Lol, good luck with your anger issues, Numbnuts!
I fucking hate drivers in the city; lets just start standing in fucking front of them from now on when they do this shit.
Fucking millennials