Hey dumbass: Believe it or not when a woman who’s gone home with you happens to get her period on your sheets the classy move is NOT asking for money as compensation. I’d like to school you on how to be a gentleman or failing that break into your apartment and host a Pantsless Period Party for all my female friends. —Seeing Red
This article appears in Dec 12-18, 2013.
You muck up his sheet with your menstrual blood and you have the unmitigated gaul to call him a misogamist? Dirty pig fetus of a woman, you can’t tell me you didn’t know you needed a jam rag. If I was said dude, I would have projectile vomited on you from empty head to camel toe. Ack! Ack! Ack!
*Danny Torrens voice*
redbum!
redbum!
SOOOOO glad I’m gay! So glad!
Darlin’ just cause he got mad at YOU for bleeding all over his sheets doesn’t mean he hates women, just you. Don’t think i woulda asked you for money though, shit happens after all.
He shouldn’t have to ask.
Asking for money was a classless move to be sure. But, those accursed sheets aren’t going to burn themselves.
That’s when you are supposed to step up and make good on Mother Nature’s mistake.
So, you’re both awful people.
As compensation, did you let him butt fuck you, fairs fair innit?
I hope that shit didn’t soak through to the mattress!
I dunno, You did ruin his sheets… I doubt he’d want to keep them because menstrual blood can be a bitch to get out… You should know that, ob, because if you’re that irregular that you didn’t have a clue it was coming, you likely have many pairs of ruined panties.
Perhaps knowing a guy for longer than 5 minutes before allowing him access to “the playground” will give you time to determine if he is the kind of guy who’ll demand his sheets be replaced when they become accidentally ruined OR the kind of guy who cares more about you, the person, than some bloody sheets. It’s called self-respect, something that got lost in the translation with the recreational sex culture.
Methinks this is a clear case that someone needs to be stoned, as it sez in the book of perpetually offended.
ummm sometimes vigorous sex will hurry along the flow. not everyone is like clockwork. i knew women who could tell a few hours ahead of time when they were about to start and others who got a big surprise. what are you supposed to do? wear a tampon for a week ahead of time ‘just in case’? NOT a good idea.
guy is a jerk asking for money. you could have offered to help strip the bed and scrub the spot with cold water. if his mattress got stained (its just a stain, not ruined) that’s his problem for not having a mattress pad – does he ever have a cup of coffee in bed? a glass of wine?. and its not gallons of blood, you didn’t fling arterial blood around. it always looks worse that it is because it’s mixed with other fluids.
and….i wouldn’t call him a misogynist. just a jerk.
Lol, what a classless douchebag! Should have left him a “double decker” before you left.
OB he ruined a perfect chance to get his red wings ….but he sounds like such a penny pincher ,he probably wouldn’t pay for a tattoo to mark the achievement in the first place .
http://www.red-wings.com/wings-culture.htm…
I’ve had situations like this happening, to get upset about it is simply being anal about it, no pun intended. Sheets can be burned Ivan, my wood stove says so, and on the plus side of things I have a waterbed witch has a vinyl lining so any blood can be wiped up easily. Sometimes a woman can start her flow during the night and not realize it till it’s too late, can’t fault them.
Damn, bitch, you could have offered to pay for the cleaning of the sheets and bought the dude a breakfast sandwich!
Now I’ve got Bono singing “Hump Day, bloody Hump Day” in my head.
Do you do ass to mouth?
sex will def bring it on even days before! so fuck him, what a cheapo, thank god that you wont be dealing with him again what a fucking loser, and his dumb mother for raising such a douche .
what will douche do when he has kids and they puke over his shirts, shit and piss and draw on anything given the chance damn this guy. id break in and spray paint red all over his walls and shit. ESP if you had sex with the guy and were left in such a horrible vulnerable position, god damn tell him to take you to court the loser.
lets put it the other way around…lets say buddy had sharted all over your pristine lady lair bed and did nothing about it…i bet this dirty box bitch didnt even offer to clean it up….what a pig kind of woman, id be pissed off too, unhygenic pig of a woman. you have inferred with your first part of your statement that its okay to period on someones sheets just because you are decided to give up your lady bits to him…i bet he even bought you dinner and drinks and you still did this to him?! you foul, disgusting woman….if he wasnt a mysoginist, he now is thanks to you…good job!!!
Hello Red,
This man is beneath comtempt. Chalk it up as a poor choice of partner, and move on. He obviously has a crude and greedy nature, stay away from him and don’t give him money.
I think oceanchick nailed it!
Also peroxide will get any blood stain out. Pour it on and it disappears! That’s if it hasn’t gone through the washer n dryer. But in case it got on the mattress – pour it on and it’ll go away.
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy suggests a towel is the best thing anyone can carry around. It would have worked wonders in your situation.
Goddamn right^
I’m with Cuja12.
My red sheets are great at hiding blood. *American Psycho opening music*
Gross. Keep your hussy ass out of strange men’s beds when Aunt Flo is near. Christ have some decency. I would die of shame if I bled on a strangers sheets. I agree he took a risk of ruining his sheets taking home some strange piece from a bar and shouldn’t have asked for money, classless all around. Maybe you guys can work it out you sound perfect for each other.
Bitch, you nasty. Come on now…who don’t know when they raggin? You don’t feel no cramps? No tenderness in your back? Don’t feel a wetness between yo legs? It’s clear you just wanted to get yours while marking your territory and spreadin your mess all over the place. You done fucked up his thread count. How you nasty bitches be draggin your bloody asses out on the town during pms leavin a red smear errywhere you go, it’s beyond me…grindin on da dance floor, hookin up… When flo is in da house, you will find me in ma BEED, eatin cocopuffs and smoking dis philly blunt.