I got an ex wife who I pay monthly maintenance and that miserable woman does everything possible to alienate me from my child. I ADORE my little boy. In three years I never have gotten a positive sounding email. Never a positive conversation about the child. Just fucking stupid shit emails. “Don’t do this, oh that’s dangerous for him, don’t let him collect the eggs from the chickens! He could get poop on his fingers and put them in his mouth and get some disease! Oh my God you gave him a candy ring? He could choke on that, what kind of father are you? I don’t want him to nap cause he won’t sleep when he is with me. He is always tired when he comes back from being with you, what are you doing with him that makes him so tired? He keeps asking me to show him classic rock music videos by name (Bruce Springsteen, Van Halen, Rush) on you tube, I don’t want him watching music videos. You were three minutes late returning him… I am going to send an email to you that you aren’t following the court ordered times. Don’t teach him words in Spanish cause it confuses him in his English vocabulary. You have him outdoors too much… I don’t want him getting a cold. Don’t give him Kool Aid… just natural fruit juice watered down 50/50.” and the fucking list goes on and on and on. No wonder the three year old prefers to stay with me and hates going back with you you cheesed up dumb ass. What the fuck is it with crazy bitches who keep kids in bubbles? He is a little three and a half year old little boy. No wonder kids are so fucked up today and can’t do anything but play video games with their thumb up their asses. I hate you. I won’t let you fuck up this child with your silly bird brained ideas and rules and regulations. —Frustrated Dad
This article appears in Dec 5-11, 2013.
That’s the new mantra of moms these days…frustrate the dad and inhibit kid’s learning…reminds me of Attila the Hun…my mom.
After reading this I think I’m ready to drink the “KOOLAID”
“…just natural fruit juice watered down 50/50.”
I am SOOOO glad I’m gay!
You’re not crazy/wrong/misguiding/etc. there OB… she’s FUCKING CRAZY!
Stand strong!
Fuck! This is way too familliar to me. It is totally changable. Stand and be True.
First, as a Father of a 3.5 yo, you are aware that your child will behave the way you want it to, if you treat your child the way you want them to behave.
Loopy Cunt-Monkey Crazy ex-partners tend to be stunted in their behaviour in one way or another. But have faith my brother from another Mother, even the Crazy will respond in the same way. Tried and True.
Do not engage her crazy behaviour. You’ll just end up going round and round and it will never ever end. Rather, adjust yours to induce the desired behaviour response.
Don’t worry so much about your Kiddle, they’re smarter than you think and learn fast where the true and pure love comes from.
Also, You should, without question, adjust your lifestyle to accomodate a 50/50 custody arrangement. Children need both their parents. 1) You’ll pay less in child support 2) You’ll have a keener hand in dealing with how LCM impacts their behaviourm giving you equal time to teach your child the necessary tools s/he needs to be a productive young person with a better understanding of their own shit. Your child may even thank you someday for stepping up and rescuing s/him from her and being a foundation of the truth of human nature.
You have an oppourtunity to change the reflection of LCM behaviour in your child. DON’T WASTE IT! Be the Father your child needs you to be.
Those all sound like reasonable requests to me. Don’t pump the kid full of koolaid – those artificial colours & the amount of sugar are the root of ADHD. Keep the kid out of the cold, its winter. Rock videos? Ever hear of cartoons… please, pal.. the “classic” rock videos are for you. Don’t give a kid something it will choke on. Natural juice.. duh Sounds like the mother cares for the kids health and well being. You sound like an adversive hothead. Your “I hate you” rant at the end shows your true nature… parenting is about responsibility, funguy.
“Loopy Cunt-Monkey” LOLOLOL!
VanHalen was good up to Diver Down then it all went to shit. Show him ZZTop’s “Legs”, that should go over well.
Hopefully next time you’ll wrap it up so you don’t get hog tied to any more crazy bitches..
cumonalready… I may be wrong but wouldn’t it make sense that if it’s a 50/50 split, there should be NO child support… yes? no? I dunno… makes sense to me.
Welcome to the world of divorce and bat crap crazy women.
SOOOO glad I’m gay!
no_fool… you pig… I never have seen anything positive in any of your replies to posts. Shut the fuck up you stinky pig dog. I hate you too.
That’s her stock-in-trade SOHI. Mt. St. Vincent educated Marxist-Leninist-Feminist pretending to be sassy fatass hoodrat. Not worth the agro.
The only thing I think your ex wife said that sounded reasonable was 1. Not picking up the chicken eggs (only because he’s 3, if he were 5-6 no prob but most 3 year olds will put their hands in their mouth constantly) and MAYBE 2. The ring pop being a choking hazard. MAYBE. I agree that kids (and sometimes adults) are too sheltered these days – how did we ever survive this far? Also, nice band choices OP, at least your kid won’t grow up listening to Michael Bolton and Celine Dion until I was allowed to buy a Nirvana tape. :p
Thanks Mr. M. it’s a favorite slur from the work of S. King
Zed: there still may be some pay to the LCM at the end of the day if the gross earnings are not balanced. I would say whatever OB is paying would be cut in half at the very least. He states ‘maintenance’ (Child-support) not alimony.
SOHI99: I guess you da funguy dad… sound like I pinched a nerve. Go suck on a fecal coliform covered chicken egg, sucka!
Naw No-fool. You are just a fat pig. Nothing more.
SOHI99:
So. You’re the guy whose wife cheated on them with her boss with the kid sleeping in the next room, right?
And the guy complaining about not being able to get narcotics, right?
And now this.
Huh.
I don’t mean any offense, I’m just noticing you’re writing a lot of bitches, lately.
Yeah pretty monster… I do… I notice you must read them too. I have lots to bitch about. This is a bitch column. The beauty of it is if a person doesn’t like what they see, they can just not read or not comment. I have a new rant coming about healthy eating habits and costs. Happy you are being entertained.
Looks like someone has a chip on their shoulder.
I merely asked a question. Did you miss the part where I said “no offense”? I think the way you just randomly assumed I was trying to insult you shows you are a very angry guy (I wasn’t trying to insult you, I was just asking a question).
I’m really sorry you have so little in your life to be happy about, but jumping down someone’s throat because they merely point out you’ve been writing a lot of bitches says a lot.
Hopefully something good will come your way and you won’t be so angry. You need it, bud.
oh good grief, you mean all these posted bitches are serious? mister, if you have this much going wrong in your life you HAVE to be part of the problem.
unless your name is JOB??
Got boils???
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