Is it so much to ask for a woman on my level? I’m a 34-year-old gainfully employed CMA and I’m confident my looks are definitely above average. I’m also smart, funny and family oriented. My job has me booked solid, so it’s hard to meet single women, which is why I’m using a dating site.
I can’t seem to find a woman online who is on par with me! Some of the women who write me are on welfare or working min wage jobs. I’m not on there to meet gold-diggers! And this is clearly why they’re interested in me. What would we really have in common? We come from different worlds!
Same goes for heavyset women–I’m sorry, but I’m only attracted to women between the sizes 2-8. I also do a lot of running. I need a woman who would be able to physically keep up with me! Our lifestyles are obviously different.
Then I get bimbos who write “Hey baby, this sexy girl is interested in you!”!! Are they kidding me?
Where the fuck are the women who are matches for me?! I must have scrolled through dozens upon dozens of profiles and each woman has something about her that is a deal-breaker for me. Either I don’t find her attractive, she’s dumb, she has no prospects, we don’t have anything in common or a combo of the aforementioned! I’m sick of this! Am I going to be a bachelor for life? —Standards Man
This article appears in Nov 21-27, 2013.
This again? Another asshole complaining about the women he meets on a dating site? Geez, we must have had at least five of these bitches in the past six months!
“Is it so much to ask for a woman on my level?”
“I’m confident my looks are definitely above average. I’m also smart, funny and family oriented”
^^^
Lose the fucking ego and maybe you’ll have better luck.
Also, will these ‘men’ send us pictures of themselves and tell us where they’re employed, so WE can decide if they’re justified in having the standards they have???
You make me sick, OP. I hope you really do meet your match and she kicks the shit out of your shallow, cocky ass.
What did you expect from dating sites, dipwad? For someone so fucking ‘together’, it’s surprising you don’t meet women in your exclusive, size restricted world.
You may be a prize pig to a select few, boyo, but your elitist, snotty attitude will simply be snickered at by a major of intelligent women. Little wonder you’re single. Having to feed your insatiable ego would be enough to make most sane women projectile vomit in your general direction.
These sites aren’t all that bad. I did meet my sister on one of them.
THE DELIGHTS OF BESTIALITY
“I’m sick of this! Am I going to be a bachelor for life?” Standards Man
Have you ever thought of becoming a shepherd?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Ah yes, looking for love on the eastkink.cum sites … fawk! Perhaps through your job (which btw is boring as yesterdays shit) you should socialize with your colleagues and clients …. then, when you grow-up, you can ask Jimmy to send a note to Janey that you like her.
You state: “Where the fuck are the women who are matches for me?”
They are now most likely involved with men who are a few, or many, notches above you. Many women are smart enough to aim higher on the ‘social, educational, monetary, sexual attraction etc.’ scales, and can often pull it off well. After all you say you are getting hits from those who seem to be beneath you, so seems they are aiming ‘higher’ (ahem). Perhaps any unattached ladies on ‘your level’ may have read your profile and seen something that is a deal-breaker for them and continued their search elsewhere, and higher. May as well be prepared to ‘date down’ or join the monks or keep your hands well exercised.
no one of either sex should date someone who uses the word ‘aforementioned’ except in court.
I think OP better knock himself down a few pegs before he meets a woman who really knocks him down more, never judge a book by it’s cover my friend, if not, you’re in for one hell of a ride in life.
GDM “no one of either sex should date someone who uses the word ‘aforementioned’ except in court.”
Except when two pompous assholes are f%ucking. lol
Lol. It’s “standards” when it’s a woman and, if you’re a man, it’s called “ego”.
OB, make sure you take note of all the incompatible bitches waitin for the bus, as you pass by in the nice new car you can undoubtedly afford. Watch them all drool and reach for their smartphones as they frantically search for you on POF while your image is still fresh.
Actually op i agree with you. You shouldn’t have to date just anybody because some ridiculous politically correct standard tells you you have to. This is DATING, not deciding who deserves a fair shot in a courtroom.
No I’m not being sarcastic.
That being said, don’t automatically knock women with minimum wage jobs. Lots of them are still studying. Lots of them didn’t get the same opportunities you had but that doesn’t mean that they’re not amazing people. Take those women one by one, at face value.
But one reason people work hard (I’d argue the main reason people work hard) is so that they can meet and socialize with other people who work hard. Who are interested in similar things, who live similar lifestyles and who are going in the same direction. This is especially important when considering partners. Because you have to live with them and support each other.
Op. You need to state this clearly in your profile. You don’t need to be a dick about it but I think you’ll get better hits if you stress that you want a like-minded individual on a similar path as yourself. Explain that fitness is important to you and you need a partner who can share in that experience.
This is dating. Not a political proclamation. You can choose whoever you want. And you can not choose whoever you want. Don’t let people who see everything as a chance to air furious political correctness (maybe some even with personal reasons for being offended at your standards) stop you from finding someone compatible.
Op you’re at a rough age. In order to find an established and settled female you’re going to be looking in the 25-40 range. That’s just how it is. And most of these women are in relationships. And happy or not yet divorced. And if they are single, they’re fielding lots of interest already and aren’t likely to be using dating sites unless they, like you, have a hectic schedule that makes meeting people difficult.
Unfortunately you’re in a demographic where you’re not going to find a lot of single people. Anyone under this age bracket is not going to have the focus you’re demanding. And anyone over it might be too old for you. You’re sort of in a transitional age from what i can tell. Be prepared to exercise some patience.
You’re gay, man. Simple as dat. You only lookin for a size 2. Whatdya call a dude dat don’t like hips n tits? A cocksucker, dats wut. PS. Accountants got money but dey boring as fuck.
So the rest of you are saying that regardless of what you’re looking for in a partner, you should be expected to change those standards on the fly to satisfy everyone just to pacify the feelings of strangers? That’s what you’re saying? That he stands out as the only person on earth that has the audacity to not be attracted to every single candidate? Really?
Then I urge all of you who claim this to allow me to set you up on blind dates. I challenge you to not only go out with these people but to be attracted to them. Because apparently personal choice in sexual preference is “wrong”. SO there should be no problem, right?
So I put you in a position to walk the walk since the talking part is taken care of. I mean.. if you SAY it but you don’t DO it, there is a word for that.
^^^^ Hits it out of the park.
Honestly, the only reply that’s worth ready is by runsWithScissors.
Thanks you 🙂
I agree with you runswithscissors!
I’ll fuck ya’ OB!
“I can’t seem to find a woman online who is on par with me!” “Is it so much to ask for a woman on my level?”
The issue here isn’t mercy dating , it’s that this man thinks he’s better than the ladies online. He believes he is more valuable and a better human being. I believe that’s why OP is getting so many negative comments. I mean who thinks those things never mind say them?
hahahaha oh this is hilarious. Yes, every woman that makes less than you is a gold digger and every woman over size 8 as GIANT. I would suggest based on your description of what you are looking for that perhaps you can order it online. You blow it up and then fuck it. Good luck op, and don’t bite her nipples off!
I agree with Scissors on a lot of points and I think that OP’s expectations are a little too high, one has to taste everything in a smorgasbord to know what taste titillates and satisfies the palette.
I wouldn’t ask him to lower his standards or change his preferences. I’d ask him stop judging the very high percentage of ladies who don’t measure up to his very weak standards.
mmm smorgasbord http://www.allscandinavia.com/smorgasbord.…
Die alone.
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There is a reason he’s not finding an ideal match online which I outlined in my second post. He’s at an awkward age where most straight women who meet his criteria are usually in relationships or married. Divorces don’t usually happen between the late 20s and mid 30s. They can but it’s not the status quo. Women younger than this are not going to have the maturity level to measure up to his criteria (again, status quo) and he may not want to date someone much older than himself.
So no, he’s probably not impossible to please. He’s just at an age where finding what he’s looking for is actually quite difficult.
I still don’t agree Scissors. He ‘s not asking “Why can’t I find that special lady?”. He’s asking “Why are there no women worthy of me?” Huge difference.
Well, I’m a catch for you. I’m 29, I think I’m pretty enough, I have a great job, I’m family oriented, I’m a happy person, I have my own house and my own car. I go to the gym and I run. I’m kind, and I’m intelligent.
Too bad I’m a size 10 🙂
OB the answer to your question is yes.
What a twat waffle. How about having the balls to meet a woman outside of a dating site. With all the “activities” this op does you would think he would find or start a club of like minded people. Fucking useless lazy ass people out there now. He doesn’t have the balls to do things offline? Fucking chode.