Post your shit in the right f’ing place.
If you’re looking for a job, post in “resumes”, not “jobs”.
If you want to BUY something, put it in “want ads”.
If you all of a sudden can’t take care of your pet because you didn’t plan for major life changes when you got them, (or whatever other idiotic reason), post in “pets’, not “free stuff”.
And for the love of whatever deity you hold dear, spell check that shit. —I swear I have Carpal Tunnel caused by time wasted scrolling
This article appears in Nov 14-20, 2013.


Ooops! We’ve pissed of the mod!
We have kijiji here, damn I’m missing good deals.
Lord Kijiji, I presume?
Yer still lookin fer a kidney, ere ye, Bye?
Shouldenta run all dat dere TenPenney trew da ones da Good Lard give ye.
‘The KIJIJI Police they live inside of my head’
As the season approaches I notice many posting from people who are looking for ”help” this christmas ….. fuck off!
Samples posted this week…….
—– I am a single parent employed full time and receiving no child support. I have 3 children 11, 12 and 15. I have never done this before and hope to never do it again but I am asking for help.
—– I am a 21 yr old, dad to a four year old girl and husband to an amazing woman. We are tight for money, I work fulltime and so does my wife, I have a lot of debt and just make enough to pay my rent, food, gas, and debt minimum payments. Literally just getting by.
—– im a single mother of a 4 year old boy and a 1year old little girl its been a tought year finically just seeking help with gifts or clothes
Where is the surprise? Really, this holiday arrives on DECEMBER 25 EVERY YEAR! Cannot believe people post this shit…… oh my fuck I am getting a headache thinking about these losers and their attempt to get something for nothing.
Another reason to toss the commercialism of Christmas into the tire fire.
I read one yesterday from a woman who just got out of a shelter and was ‘desperate’ for a TV wall unit. Um, what? People are strange, for sure.
Another absolutle FANTASTIC Xmas coming …. No presents to give & none accepted .
My turkey was looking damn good last weekend , I’m willing to be it’ll be 20+ pounds by the 20th of December
The family’s going to be well fed once again & the wife’s started buying her candy making supplies ~: )
I realize this is a tad off topic but it does have to do with Christmas.
As a child I was one of eight children,my father with Cancer and because of other illnesses couldn’t work.My mother was paid minimum wage as a cleaner but when my father was in hospital she couldn’t work.I remember many a Christmas the Anglican Church in our neighbourhood would take up a collection for presents and food for our family.A couple days before Christmas the Pastor and family would bring boxes upon boxes of presents and food to our flat.I’ll always remember how I felt when they brought in the boxes,wide eyed with amazement that someone out there actually cared enough about our family to be kind but,embarrassment because I had to go to school with the Pastor’s children and other children from that church, knowing felt pity for me.
I am not big on organized religion but I’ll always be thankful to the congregation of that Anglican Church who cared enough to give us a couple nice Christmases.
That’s a very nice story WAC. I’ve often spoken here of the fact that the so-called Sisters of Charity knocked the Catholicism out of my Dad in the years he spent in their orphanage in Winnipeg. When his Mother was able to get her children back they lived for several years in very tough straits and the Salvation Army was a great help in that time. So, for the last 10 years the Old Man has faithfully manned a kettle for them in the weeks leading up to Christmas. As cloyingly bilious as the phrase “Pay it Forward” is, the concept is great.
if the telephone companies bring out the tv commercials with ‘i’ll be home for christmas’ as BGMusic again this year I am going to go live in the woods.
I hate blubbering, esp from myself.
i’ll trade you cookies for candy, mr more