SO, LIKE, WHEN WILL HALIFAX SHOW A WORTHWHILE EXHIBIT?
WHERE IS THE INSTALLATION OPENING OF JESSICA STOCKHOLDER? OR A PERFORMANCE BY ADRIAN PIPER?
I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN THE HALIFAX (HRM) GALLERIES…IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I EITHER FIND THE SHOWS LOW GRADE, OFFENSIVE, AFRAID AND JUST PLAIN DEAD ART. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME. LOVELY AS ALWAYS… —kd
This article appears in Nov 14-20, 2013.


Wheres the puppet bitch when you need it
Phhht – move to Moscow.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/…
A WORTHWHILE EXHIBIT?
“SO, LIKE, WHEN WILL HALIFAX SHOW A WORTHWHILE EXHIBIT?” kd
Of course, the answer to the question presupposes an answer to the embedded question, “What is worthwhile?” but, of course, the answer to that question presupposes an answer to the further embedded question, “What is art?”In other words, something cannot be worthwhile if it is not art in the first place. Let’s tackle the second question first.
So, according to The Concise Oxford Dictionary, “art” means, “human skill as opposed to nature; skilful execution as an object in itself.” The first point, then, is that art cannot be a natural object – say a beautiful sunset – because it is not the product of human skill. The second point comes close to our present concern, i.e., what constitutes “skilful execution?” The COD defines “skilful” as “having or showing skill” but, since the definition is circular, that doesn’t take us too far. So what about “skill” itself? The COD has it as “Expertness, practiced ability, facility in doing something, dexterity” but this just moves the question along to what such “expertness” amounts to. So what does that mean? The COD doesn’t list “expertness” but it does “expertise” which is defined as “expert opinion or skill or knowledge.” It seems that our question, the one relating to “expert skill” puts us back where to we started, i.e., with the question, “What is art?” On the basis of the dictionary definitions, we must sadly conclude that beyond showing “expert skill,” we just don’t know what art amounts to.
This has drastic implications for our first question. When we are referring to art, how are we to determine, “What is worthwhile?” The difficulty is, if we cannot identify what art is then how are we to distinguish that which is worthwhile from that which is not worthwhile? It’s a conundrum. Three options open up, none of which are satisfactory: (1) Art does not exist. It is an illusion harboured only by those who would claim that it does; (2) Art exists but we do not know what it is. We are unable to distinguish art from non-art; (3) Art exists but we are unable to distinguish good art from bad art, the worthwhile from the not-worthwhile. Further, such a distinction, if it is made, cannot be reduced to subjective opinion, i.e., art is in the eye of the beholder. Good art must be distinguishable from bad art on the grounds of commonly-held objective criteria. If it isn’t so distinguishable, then then we must return to our first alternative, that is, that art does not exist.
So, kd’s question, “SO, LIKE, WHEN WILL HALIFAX SHOW A WORTHWHILE EXHIBIT?” falls into the third category which states that art exists but we are unable to distinguish good art from bad art. kd’s question is therefore self-defeating. It is incoherent. We will never know when Halifax will show a worthwhile exhibit since we don’t know what it means – what it would amount to – for art to be worthwhile.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Make sure you’re in attendance at the Nova Scotia International Tattoo….stand in front of cannons going off, I can guarantee you’ll have a blast.
Who and who?
so, like, when are the, like, malls going to have , like, longer hours, you know, like, in los angeles, like, ya know.
Perhaps an installation all in capital letters? *shrugs*
Well Done GDM..lol
Lee Ranaldo was just here for a few weeks. What more can you expect?
Galleries aren’t supposed to be funny! Art is serious! Fail!
http://www.vitamin-ha.com/wp-content/uploa…
Starting a sentence with SO, LIKE, – and the whole bitch in caps, except for lower case initials – and probably wishing to be taken seriously? Whatever, indeed. There are planes leaving from YHZ every day for ‘artistic meccas’ that may feed your cravings. However, if you do not wish to travel perhaps open an ‘upstart’ gallery presenting artists and installations that are different from the other local galleries. Meanwhile many of us are generally currently well served by local artists, galleries and installations, or visit other places as suggested above.
What a putrid piece of pretentious twattery – and who is JESSICA STOCKHOLDER and why the fuck should I care?
Are you JESSICA STOCKHOLDER, OP?
Another attention whore exploding in caps.
Perhaps you could attend a performance given by Sundays poster – Etiquette for the Common Juice Monkey – shitting up the walls could be called Performance Art?
Sorry, I ‘int telijent n preeetenshusch nuff ta preachiattte art n stuff.
WANKER
The art gallery doesn’t host exhibitions by the artists that I like, so none of the art is worthwhile.
SO, LIKE, I GUESS HALIFAX ISN’T VERY GOOD AT ACCOMMODATING YOUR PERSONAL TASTE IN ART, OB.
KD with sliced fried weiners and soya sauce.
Kraft boxed pizza (pizza flour, parmesan & a wee little pack of ‘herbs’), cheese slices and cut up wieners – good eatin’ circa 1968. Another favourite – non-watered cream of chicken soup/peas over toast. Yummers! Now those were works of art! Or the diet of your average university student back in the day.
This talk of food makes a person’s mouth water, mmm.
I was just saying to the wife the other day over breakfast “Is this installation opening thing for Jessica Stockholder ever going to happen or what?” Today bam! it’s a bitch on the Coast website. Like, I’m just blown away. We don’t discuss Adrian Piper, he and my other half have some history.
There’s good ones, you’ve just never heard of them because your pathetic attempt at jumping on the latest trend — hipster twatwaffle — is a complete and utter failure even by hipster standards.
A couple years ago The Art Gallery of NS showed an exhibit about skin which was very disappointing due to the lack of skin shown.
One persons culture is another persons porn. (;
I was accidentally locked in the Saint mary’s art exhibit. I still felt bad for the guy who probably got fired. Good thing I had a cell phone with me to eventually call someone to contact. I was killing time where it was quiet.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is someone trying to escape their upbringing.
See your loud assertion of your art knowledge suggests a possible sophisticate. But your use of all-caps and the very proletarian “WHATEVER” gives you away.
I just returned from the Hali Deli, watching me eat Smoked Meat Hash (not the Rob Ford hash) could be performance art?
SO, LIKE, UM .. Here you go
http://www.khyber.ca/2013/10/coming-up-joh…
HOLY FUCKIN’ SHIFT KEY BATMAN!!!
There are exhibits in Halifax??
OP, there is. It only caters to certain tastes though. Generally tastes that are more or less only found here. Nothing wrong with it. Just the way it is! You make the best of it really and try to entertain yourself as much as you can.