If something doesn’t directly affect your life, why do you care about it? I hardly put effort into things that do concern me, much less something that concerns someone else, and has nothing to do with me at all. I overhear uproarious conversations all the time, this person’s opinion vs that person’s opinion, and all I can think is, “who fucking cares”. Because really, who fucking cares? Every once in a while you get a comment on a picture or a tweet “so trashy” or “you’re really mean” to which my response is, “PISS OFF TRICK”, because I do and say what I want. That’s the cool part of getting to pick your friends. Don’t like the way someone’s brain functions? Get fucking over it, or get away from that person. It’s really that fucking simple. No need to give them every reason under the sun as to why they’re wrong, because then you just look like a jackass. In which case you’re the victim of said jackass. You have every right to defend yourself. It all boils down to growing up and taking care of your own self.
You do you, motherfucker. —College Bitch, CB
This article appears in Nov 7-13, 2013.
”If something doesn’t directly affect your life, why do you care about it?”
You took the time to bitch about something that is none of your biznezz after stating you don’t put effort into things that don’t concern you ……. PISS OFF TRICK …. doesn’t concern you!
much ado about nothing.
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methinks the lady/gentleman doth protest too much
unfriend someone if they don’t like YOUR status, YOUR tweets. eh? isn’t that exactly what you are advising?
Op take your own advice. “You don’t like the way someone’s brain functions? Get fucking over it or get away from that person.”
You have ZERO idea what kind of an idiot you sound like, do you? Stop giving so much of a fuck about people who give a fuck.
“All things Devine” ?
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Well, Andy Devine was a pretty good character actor in the old Dusters, but I always preferred Jack Elam,
http://www.nndb.com/people/786/000029699/j…
Dub Taylor,
http://famousdude.com/images/dub-taylor-04…
and, of course, the inimitable Strother Martin
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A FUCKING PERFORMATIVE CONTRADICTION
: “I overhear uproarious conversations all the time, this person’s opinion vs that person’s opinion, and all I can think is who fucking cares. Because really, who fucking cares?” College Bitch C.B.
You do see the fucking self-contradiction contained in your fucking assertion, don’t you CB? If you didn’t “fucking care” then why are you fucking writing this fucking bitch in the first fucking place? You see, CB, not fucking caring and the act of fucking writing this fucking bitch are fucking mutually exclusive. You do see that, don’t you? It amounts to saying, “I don’t fucking care but I fucking care enough to write this fucking bitch.” Fucking think about it, CB.
Of course, you may not fucking care about fucking self-contradiction but, CB, your fucking performative contradiction – one fucking contradicts oneself out of one’s own fucking mouth as the expression has it – indicates a complete fucking absence of basic fucking rationality. Of course, you may not fucking care about your fucking absence of minimal fucking rationality which, since fucking human beings are usually fucking defined as fucking rational animals, means that you do not fucking care about being minimallly fucking human. You must be a real fucking charmer in class, CB.
Oh yes, CB, if you don’t really fucking care about those fucking “uproarious conversations” then you should stop your fucking eavesdropping. In case you are not fucking familiar with that fucking word CB, it means fucking intentionally “overhearing” those fucking conversations. So do yourself a fucking favour, CB. Stop your fucking “overhearing” them.
You do fucking understand that, don’t you CB?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Spoken like a true jackass … I see shovelling french fries, or laying with “tricks” in your future.
Of course Einstein, anyone who disagrees with you is a “trick”.
I don’t understand what a “Trick” is in this context. Is that some type of newfangled slang?
BTW – You’ve just written a bitch which states:
“No need to give them every reason under the sun as to why they’re wrong, because then you just look like a jackass.”
I’m stating the obvious here but you’ve writted a bitch essentially criticized others for caring what others think. YOU’VE WRITTEN A BITCH… So what does that make you?