This is for the pathetic, most annoying person I’ve met. Just stop it.
You use Facebook as an outlet to spew out all these, psychotic, uncomfortable and barely articulated things. All Day. Like how you’re going to kill yourself if you don’t get a girlfriend, and how all women “neglect” you. You write paragraphs of gibberish because you’re using vernacular you don’t understand, thinking you sound smart and “deep” but really, it makes you look like a complete moron.
You tell people to fuck themselves for not putting up with your bullshit, but honestly man, no one cares.
You say no one cares and you’re absolutely right. You made us not care. 1.5years of depressing “I need attention” facebook statuses is fucking enough. Stop being a fucking weirdo and maybe someone will talk to you. And your stupid obsession about “being in love” and “finding a women will make it all better” is bullshit. Have a girlfriend won’t fix you. Women are not your problem.
Plus, no chick wants to fuck a whiney bitch like you. We prefer men. And your stupid little crush on me, saying and doing weird things around my BF needs to stop. I can’t stand you, and neither can anybody else.
I’ve had a few very close friends commit suicide, and your empty threats for attention are insulting. There are people out there with actual problems. Fucking Stop it. —See you at the Open Mics, Asshole
This article appears in Nov 7-13, 2013.


You’re right Op…I don’t care either.
I had no idea that you were stuck with anyone who wanted to post on your wall. no idea that hateful, annoying people could barge into your facebook without invitation and then stay there as long as THEY want to.
go figure.
Uh if they bother you so much here’s an idea: UNFRIEND THEM.
Whoa, an out there concept, I know!
But you know what, OB? You SAY you don’t like it, but I think you do: you like feeling superior and you get off on this guy’s crush on you, otherwise you’d unfriend them.
And if it’s a case of you being too dumb to put the concept of ‘defriending’ together….
But I highly doubt it is.
Get a life, OB.
PK is right op.
See.. Here’s the thing with bitches like you. You keep these people on your friend list. And not only do you keep them around, you don’t even ignore them. Why? Well… Admit it… You’re getting off on this person’s drama. Then you’re condemning it because getting off on it makes you feel like white trash. This whole pathetic cycle makes you feel better about your own life. Makes you feel like you’re bigger than this. Know what I see? A giant cesspool of shallow people. I get off on pathetic drama but at least i’m upfront about it. To me? This is hilarious.
And don’t deny it because if it really irritated you as much as you claim it does, you would have unadded this person ages ago. Or at the very least, hit “ignore all” so you didn’t have to deal with it anymore.
Dumb bitches piss me off. They give all of us beavers a bad fucking name. You know how facebook works and you’re using it the way you want to. So just stop it. You’re not fooling anyone.