They should just rename Halloween “slutfest.” We get enough of this crap from the media, from assholes on the street, from our classmates and coworkers, and even from our friends, but every Halloween there are hundreds of women who think that’s not enough, so they objectify themselves, dressing up in slutty costumes. Well guess what? You sticking your boobs out for all the world to see isn’t scary! It’s not even pretty. You look ridiculous. And, you’re just giving asshole guys more reasons to be even bigger assholes. —Going as a witch
This article appears in Oct 17-23, 2013.



Listen, ya nazi, I can wear whatever I damn well please…
And that includes slutty dresses that make my tits pop out (if i had any)
…and the prize costume goes to OP, THE BIG FAT DOUCHE!
Funniest costume I’ve ever seen: girl dressed as a giant used tampon.
Hay – I put a lot of work into my Slutty Albino Moose costume and I’ll be damned if I’m going to slutshamed by some PC thug.
oh who the frig cares what someone wears. here op, read this. read it and fucking weep.
http://www.theherald.com.au/story/1848433/…
Cause it’s the woman’s fault every time an asshole becomes an even bigger asshole, due to her outfit. Come on.
You mean to say that they wait all year to look that way. Right. I must be missing the party every year.
“And, you’re just giving asshole guys more reasons to be even bigger assholes.”
Following this logic, naturally effeminate gay guys should butch it up so that they don’t get beaten up by the homophobes?
OB, find you inner-slut and embrace her! Then take her out and fuck a football team with her (she’s first; you get to clean off the dirty dicks)….
Meaty, I like more each day 🙂
Shucks Koda… thanks!
what about a slutty witch? that’s how i look everyday
Think I’ll dress up like a slutty hippie this year…..wait a sec….I already look like a slutty hippie.
I sure wouldn’t mind looking as slutty as I used to. miss that black eyeliner! now I look like a frumpy dowager! hey OP how would you like to have to go through the day looking like a DOWAGER when you still have a slutty mind? it hurts I tell ya, it hurts.
Is it just me, or is Halloween getting more commercialized each year:
http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/5/7/0/3…
It’s other people who objectify them, not themselves, way to be a victim blamer, and they aren’t giving anyone a reason to be an asshole. Those people are assholes because THEY ARE ASSHOLES.
Just because you’re upset you’re too scared to do something and pushing that off on anger at someone else is no reason for other women to wallow in fear and low self-esteem/confidence like you are.
ivan, you are just ‘asking for it’ if you start prancing around in a white moose outfit.
ya know. just asking for it. your own damn fault if some fat old white guy sits on you and poses for pics.
I’m a slut in real life so I am dressing up as a regular girl.
You think they got pissed when the moose was shot…
when they see Ivan stole the carcass and is traipsing around inside of it with a frilly, low cut dress and lipstick on, they’re gonna lose their freaking minds.
I just hope not to see as many miley cyrus tongue wagging outfits as I’m predicting.
Yeah well op so WHAT…? I mean really, so what?
Yeah they look ridiculous. It’s hallowe’en. It’s the one day of the year when you CAN be whatever you want to be and nobody tries to commit you to a mental hospital.
This year I am going as Jackie O covered in blood and carrying a picture of Kennedy. And there will be people (i’m sure) that will somehow try to call that offensive. My friend is going as Zombie Hitler. Same thing.
Any costume that has an impact is great in my opinion. Don’t like whorey costumes? Don’t wear one. Don’t date someone who wears one. Otherwise who really cares?
So whatever.. If drunk, slutty cat is the best these girls can do, then fine. Makes my costume look that much classier and more interesting by comparison. Why don’t you spend the night mired in superiority, op? “Look at that sea of skanks. And then there is me. Zombie crayon superhero. And I am comfortable with that. “
And you know op, if you’re that insecure about how you look in the face of all that sluttiness, go as lara croft or some shit.
There are ways to be hot on halloween without being a minging skank. Ever play video games? That’s your whore costume loophole.
I’m willing to be there will be a plethora of Miley Cyrus skankapaslutbags out this year, any takers?
http://www.sadanduseless.com/image.php?n=2…
Enough with the slut shaming for fucks sakes. Go move to Dubai.
I didn’t bother reading the comments so forgive me if I am repeating but:
Maybe they like dressing that way and maybe you should stop giving your opinion as if it’s gospel. You sound like the lamest person at every party. First of all, it doesn’t look ridiculous, it looks hot. Everyone looks ridiculous at halloween. Grown men and women wearing costumes. It’s a ridiculous ‘holiday’ but it’s fun. You know FUN. You should try it sometime.
Dubai? Gotta tell ya, my sexy Prophet costume did NOT go over very well.
http://www.barenakedislam.com/wp-content/u…
I don’t always want a slut, but when I do, I want a Halloween slut. Stay horny my friends.
http://memecrunch.com/meme/4WSM/dos-equis/…
This year I’m putting a potato on the end of my dick and go out as a dicktater.
I AM A SEXY ULTIMATE WARRIOR, HULK HOGAN!!!!!
I have a question, Oh, Ultimate One.
Who would win, the bikers from “Every Which Way But Loose” or an equivalent force of Ewoks?
No offence but at 36, if I am comfortable to wear a sluttly costume then good on me! Who are you to judge the reason why I wear such a costume. I am a single woman who does not go out to pick people up but to go out dancing with her friends. If I choose to wear a seductive outfit to step outside my norm and live my fun side, who are you to judge? Not everyone wears sexy atttire to attract a partner or overcome some insecurity. Sometimes we just want to let our fun side show when we live in conservative mode while being a work professional or a Mom. Think twice before you judge because you have no right to judge someone you do not know.
As a side note…any person should be thankful when their partner or friend steps outside their norm to show their true self because typically their true self is who they really are. If they express themselves in front of you than they have faced it head on and am comfortable with the person they truly are!
Conservative in work and Mom life but have an inner fun part that needs expressing as well!
Well, I LOVE all of you sluts! Slut-On!
We need to band together and form the next government; that’ll fix all that ails us!
I’m going as a pair of labia!
… so your every day attire…
A couple of flapping lips?
How very ordinary…
How’d I know you’d say that MontrealMan, lol
I think MM’s lips are probably vagazzled… Swarovski’s
I heard that the year he taught sex-ed, his classes were not to be missed:
http://www.failking.com/img6/31394-hallowe…
I am so sick of people using “slut shaming” as an excuse to make others uncomfortable. People can do whatever they want, that’s no bother… Sleep with all the boys if you want, I don’t care- in fact I encourage it! HOWEVER- wearing nothing is uncomfortable for others… oh of course I will get “don’t look” comments BUT EYES SEE ALL (especially when you show ALL) AND ALSO, what if I want to buy a non-revealing costume…. TOO BAD FOR ME I guess because they’re all fucking the size of bras and underwear. Some “dresses” can’t even get over my butt because they are SO short and I’m so tall.
I would never shame a slut, but seriously, stop using it as an excuse to be dirty (slut and dirty are not the same thing)
I get miffed when women can objectify their own bodies but I can’t
Talk about a double standard!
ummm fool? ask meaty to take you out for the night.
http://images8.yandy.com/Products/Wickedly…
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no?
Hmmmm – It seems I have been grossly misinformed about witches.
World’s Worst Dad/World’s Coolest Dad?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maz09qQT…
Another thing that comes to mind… What I CHOOSE to wear does not make someone an asshole. An asshole is an asshole no matter what I’m wearing. And furthermore, my ability to take care of myself and be safe has nothing to do with what i’m wearing either. It’s not like my understanding of safe night-out criteria just up and vanishes the second I put on a tutu.
It’s like telling kids not to trick or treat because trick or treating is the reason monsters put razor blades in candy apples.
No. MONSTERS are the reason monsters put razor blades in candy apples. By your line of reasoning, none of us should ever leave our houses.
I think you have a serious issue with insecurity and you’re feigning intellectual distaste to hide it. You cite all these half-baked reasons why “slutty” costumes are a bad idea but really, your reasons for hating them are as superficial as the reasons some girls have for WEARING them. Otherwise, you’d be happy with your own way of doing things and let other people do the same things in their own way without even THINKING about it.
Different shit, same pile, toots.
Who doesn’t want to see women in slutty costumes? It’s a one night free pass for sluttiness. I for one, think it would be a shame for this tradition to lose its following.
To get a little less political, I think it’s just boring as shit. Dan Savage calls it ‘straight pride day’
I’m going as a zombie hot dog. The value village commercial said I can.
EWOKS AND BIKERS HAVE TRIED IN VAIN TO LAY SIEGE TO THE KINGDOM OF PARTS UNKNOWN AND TO THE FOUNDATIONS OF WARRIORS WHO PILOT THE SPACE SHIPS INTO GENERATIONAL UNIVERSES FROM WHERE THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR ARRIVED! RRRRRAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR !!!!!
I’m thinking of going as a lemur this Hallowe’en. I’m sick of going as a hyena.
We’ll just have to let our favorite resident philosopher have the last word on All Hallows Eve.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_fUsssnHPw
NOOOO Ivan…it won’t be the last word…it’ll be a tome.
LOL – That’s when our SECOND favorite philosopher deigns to weigh in. >; )
I’ll stick with the existentialist angst of un chat noir.
I, for one, would prefer to see men in slutty costumes too. I mean come on you pussies. Get those shirts off and put on a goddamned hardhat and toolbelt. How hard is that?
The new and improved Anthem, after Margaret Atboring complained.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YEEDqRO5Os
TheGreatBatshit…
Really? You don’t get enough shirtless douches in bed sheet togas that you feel the need to request the universe for more?
“Get those shirts off and put on a goddamned hardhat and toolbelt” – Everyday work attire… no dice
How about for Halloween this year, every man in Halifax goes as a never-nude with jean cut-off’s?
http://blog.nuraypictures.com/wp-content/u…
(Meaty, stop drooling!)
You crazy normies with your Halloween and your store-bought costumes. 😛
Lima-Mike-Foxtrot-Alpha-Oscar.
Brendon, me old son, were I a Japanese anime schoolgirl skilled in the arts of Sensha-do, you would be soooooo laid right now >; )
Hmmm – I re-read my previous comment and it sounds a little creepy.
Tell ya what, I’ll find a coug to pay your tab next summit. Shouldn’t be too difficult >: )
Yeah well tell her she’s paying for mine too. That little fucker owes me.
Imma enjoy every last sip on my caesars.
THE PROBLEM OF NEW MEANING
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: Ivan Sonofabitch (10/22, 1:21PM)
Your attachment gives new meaning to the practice of cunnilingus but I’m not sure what that new meaning might be. The question, of course, relates to the concept of “new meaning” itself. How, in other words, can something be both new and have meaning? Aren’t the concepts mutually exclusionary?
Actually no. Take new discoveries in science, for example. How is a discovery made? Interestingly, my doctoral thesis on Michael Polanyi’s theory of “tacit knowing” and its relation to the British school of analytical philosophy bears on the topic. What is tacit knowing? (I say “knowing” because I am concerned with the process of coming-to-know and not so much with the resulting deposit of new knowledge.) For Polanyi, whose most famous work was of course “Personal Knowledge: Towards a Post-Critical Philosophy”(1962), there are two sorts of knowing, tacit and explicit. Explicit knowing is having a focal awareness of the object of knowledge under consideration. For example, when looking at a table I have a focal awareness of its existence. On that basis I can coherently say, “That is a table.” But in order to say that “That is a table” one must have a prior or tacit understanding of what it means to be a table, what a table is in the first place. The important point to understand is that this tacit understanding underwrites all our claims to know. Such tacit knowing informs ALL acts of coming-to-know. A wholly explicit knowledge, one without its tacit roots, was for Polanyi impossible.
However, we see the operation of tacit knowing most clearly in scientific discovery, at the level of “discovery science” and not just what has been called “normal science” which amounts to little more than scientific housekeeping. The background knowledge of the discovery-level scientist impels him toward the recognition of a new presence, a new meaningful coherence in reality. Such background knowledge is, of course, his tacit awareness which, being vectorial in nature, “bears upon” that meaningful entity in reality. He cannot sleep. His mind cannot free itself of the force of his tacit awareness of a new, emerging reality. Gradually the “clues” bearing upon that reality begin to become manifest. What was formerly tacit now becomes gradually, if only partially, an explicit knowledge but, of course, one with its roots still in tacit or “personal” knowledge. When it becomes explicit knowledge, one of focal awareness, then the scientist can “demonstrate” explicitly the truth of his discovery. It no longer is personal knowledge but becomes the intellectual property of the scientific community and of society in general. Galileo, Newton, Faraday and all the rest – all followed a similar epistemological trajectory.
So, how does Polanyi’s theory of tacit knowing bear upon my concept of new meaning given by your attachment to the practice of cunnilingus? At this point all I can say is that my understanding is tacit, that there exists a constellation of clues which bear upon that new meaning but which, at the moment, subsist only at the tacit level. In time one hopes that this subsidiary or tacit understanding will become embodied in explicit knowledge, amenable to explicit and incontrovertible demonstration.
: (10/23, 6:00AM)
I don’t have an up-to-date Adobe Flash Player and, in any case, I don’t watch that shit.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Hey Partysummer, why are you such a slut shaming bitch?
“I don’t have an up-to-date Adobe Flash Player and, in any case, I don’t watch that shit.”
sometimes, mm, sometimes you are just a peach
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: Good dog Molly (10/23, 4:56PM)
Why thanks, Good dog, I think you’re right! My reply to Ivan’s second post, the one about not watching that shit, was intended as an instance of narrative contrast. The first reply was, of course, layered and textured as are all my posts. While the part about Polanyi’s “personal knowledge” and its relation to my doctoral thesis was true, it’s application to a “new knowledge” of cunnilingus was a bit of a lark. I mean. a guy’s got to have some fun. Right?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Oh grow up. If women want to dress in a sexually provocative way and be objectified by men a little bit one day a year let them. It’s not hurting you any is it? I dress conservatively all year round but you can bet I enjoy dressing sexy on Halloween, going out with my fiancé having a good time. So what if some guys look at my tits, good for them they’re nice, they deserve to shine one night a year! Jeeeeez.
I don’t care how much you enjoy Orange is the New Black; this is probably not a good idea…
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