I love the Canadian senate; I love how it never challenges parliament on anything. I love how it costs the government millions of dollars per year. I love how all the people who are senators are appointed and that they are paid six figures per year. I love there sense of entitlement. I love how some of them actually take more money than they are allowed even though they make more money than they deserve. I am not being sarcastic; I am a complete fuckin’ moron though. Just like all the people who believe the senate serves a purpose. I love all my ideological brethren. —Virgil
This article appears in Oct 10-16, 2013.