To my old hoarding landlord you have been holding a personal grudge on me because I had the audacity to stand up for myself and offer to pay out of pocket for accidental damage but that I was honest enough to offer to take care of instead of trying to stick you up. I said I would pay for it instead of letting you run up our insurance costs so you could do a kitchen remodel, sorry that I caught on to your game. When you turn from nice to nasty in a one phone call you make it apparent you have an alternative motive.
I wonder exactly why you refused to give us back our damage deposit? I have proof of our agreement because you refused to return our emails on the endless attempts we had at reconciling the situation. So I recorded the phone called with you when you explained what our agreement was and I have a written receipt for the work. I would trust you if my life depended on it. You are so obviously stretchy! Because I knew you couldn’t be trusted I took pictures of every inch of that apartment and how fucking spotless it was when I left. So go ahead and tell me it wasn’t clean and lets go sit with the tenancy board and review the situation as I am more than positive they’ll be in my favor.
I find it so hard to believe that you would hold anything against us as we were nothing but good tenants and we moved because of the following reasons:
*Waking up to hearing someone screaming like a lunatic about vomit/dishes/ or other random issues on a regular bases including you screaming at the top of your lungs about, rent, vehicles needing to be moved etc. You are disrespectful
*Constantly having to deal with disruptive noise complaints.
*Paper thin doors that do not block any sound or provide any installation.
*Windows that don’t’ close properly and I had to put towels in them to block the draft in the winter.
*No storm door with drafts in the winter (which I was told was being replaced when I first moved in)
*The ugliest smallest kitchen I have ever seen.
*Cat hair everywhere in the apartment when we moved it. *By the way I am pretty sure it was cleaner when I left then we I moved in so you are very welcome for that. *
*950 for a 1 bedroom in the west end for all that??? And now it’s 975 and you have taken your storage away. I find that to be incredibly overpriced, for the product. Outdate, drafty in a building that smells like mold and is surround but all the junk you hoard. Perhaps if you installed proper windows and a storm door you wouldn’t have charge so much to cover the cost of the oil in the winter to heat the outside. Maybe if you got rid of all the crap you hoard from all the people that move out of your shitty apartments. You would have a proper clean out. I doubt the house even meats safety inspection with the amount of stuff you are hoarding in the basement.
Our new apartment puts yours to shame and our landlord now are so much nicer. I don’t have to listen to some skeeze bag tenant yell and scream and stomp up and down the stairs at all ours of the day. I don’t have to listen to them fuck or play there shitty music and I don’t have to listen to you scream at them to pay their rent on time.
So if you really want to be that petty then I hope you sleep well at night in your house filled with all the stuff you are hoarding because you have an overwhelming need to keep everything and get out of anyone or anything as much as you possibly can.
Next time we’ll be in touch It will be with the tenancy board because I’ve already contacted them and explained this ridiculous situation.
Good Reddens —Happier in my new home
This article appears in Sep 26 – Oct 2, 2013.
The landlord is glad u r gooooone …. get over it already!
You do not appear “happier” at all regardless of what slum you are living in.
It’s GOOD RIDDANCE u crazy shit!
In my case…if I want to complain to the landlord I’ll bitch slap myself
WTF? Grade nine English was fucking hard, wasn’t it OB? Enjoy your new trailer!!! Now, I said double milk, not double double.
I think you mean ulterior motive. With all the ridiculous spelling mistakes I’m leaning towards thinking this is fake.
now for anyone who says language skill doesn’t matter…..
however, some of these were funny
‘meats safety inspection’ gad, were rotting carcasses left behind?
‘holding a grudge on me’ pinned against the wall were ya?
‘stretchy’ could be, could be the replacement for sketchy. it’s elastic enough to cover the situation.
‘constantly having to deal with noise complaints’ so the other tenants came to YOU with their noise complaints? or were you having to deal with noise complaints made AGAINST you?
what were you hoping to ‘install’ with the help of those paper thin doors?
why would you yearn for a ‘storm door with drafts” ( i’ll accept the murrican spelling of draughts) and if there wasn’t one, why would it’s non-existence be ‘replaced’?
no wonder people get into flame wars on the internet or text. they have no fucking idea what the other person is saying.
There’s less bullshit in Dexters resurrection plans FFS
Have to admit I ROFL’d quite a bit reading this.
what does the meat safety inspector have to do with anything?
They don’t even install the doors for you when you move in?
“scream and stomp up and down the stairs at all ours of the day”
What about theirs of the day? can they do it then?
“You would have a proper clean out.”
I don’t think that’s a sentence…
Man, I can’t take this one seriously at all…
they may have been pissed but this is just hilarious.
I’ll inspect meat…
ZZZ I didn’t touch that ‘proper clean out’ one because all I could think of involved rubber tubes and bags of soapy water
Along with some of the points that others have made here did the kitchen happen to shrink and become more ugly after you moved in,or did you somehow forget to look at it before signing a lease? Or if you noticed it was small and ugly before you signed the lease why did then sign it and move in there?
Also, your new ‘besty landlords’ may seem like sweet peaches now but may eventually become the ‘pits’ down the road. Or they continue to be nice, but may sell the joint from under your ass – perhaps to your old landlord. That happened to us years back. Weird shit happens in the land of rental properties. Good luck with the Tenancy Board as sometimes they act more as if they are the Tenancy Bored.
Coast can we get an editor? A bitch this important deserves to be seen for more than just a series of horrific content mistakes.
But op, fuck off about the kitchen. It was there when you chose to move in. You agreed to it. DO NOT try to use this as leverage. It makes you look moronic.
The best is the “good reddens”
Didn’t notice that the first time.
Meaty “I’ll inspect meat…”
LMAO (:
Thanks for the laugh.
batty, please no. no editing. we need to read these in all their shinning (a la bart s) glory