To the two girls in the red car that sped through the stop sign (yes, through – you stop at the white line not past the sign itself) and came to a quick halt in front of me.. relax. Yes I looked at you and pointed to the stop sign, because you clearly need a driving lesson and some etiquette when it comes to pedestrians who want to cross the street safely. But I worry about your mental health when you start screaming at me as I walk away, and even though I’m smiling through your nasty manners and have my headphones in – no idea what you said but I’m sure it was ugly – you keep at it, even going so far as to slow beside me and yell, at which point I caught, “Oh what, nothing? Yeah, okay good!” Well congrats! You really came out on top and I’m sure your parents would be proud their children tried so hard to bully and intimidate someone who wasn’t even engaging. So seriously, I’m worried. Get yourself some help or you’re going to have a pretty miserable, negative life. —Another fed up pedestrian
This article appears in Sep 5-11, 2013.
because losing your mind and ranting is so much easier than saying “Whoops! Sorry.” Bitches these days and what ever happened to black cat bubble gum?
i’ve been trying to source some, i think i found some in england
Road rage can be serious.. I honestly get scared when people start flippin’ their shit behind the wheel.