Ok.
I’m going to make this short. You have all encountered it. Why are there people who can stand in line for over 5 minutes in full view of what’s available, and then when they go up to the counter it’s like a gold fish seeing the aquarium treasure chest for the first time. Ma’am, what would you like to order, Well she says, i just don’t know, what do you have as she looks up to decide?
So, yes i did, i said ma’am, you have been standing in line for 5 minutes…what were you doing ?
She didn’t say a word.
Like when someone comes on the bus from a bus stop…There are people in the rain behind, and she needs to get her wallet out of her purse to find the bus ticket for the first time….meanwhile…wtf.
Yes i did say that… “her”, I’ve never seen a guy do it, but I’m sure it happens. —Low tolerance for blatent stupidity
This article appears in Aug 22-28, 2013.
Short? Fuck
The Soup Nazi would sort these chucklheads out in no time at all.
These same pricks pull this shit at 2 minutes to close.
hahahahah I love this poster and I would like to drink alcohol with him/ her and laugh at all the stupidity of people in the world ahaha. I HATE when Im getting on a bus and someone is fumbling to find their tickets or change or whatever. HAVE IT FUCKING PREPARED. mannnn I love this post, I think the same thoughts everyday while I wait for my Latte / to get on the Metro Link
coastreview, thanks, i could go on, but it would ruin my karma at this moment in time. ZEN ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
lol!!!!
Standing ovation to you. Or just as bad waiting for them to rummage through their purses or pockets for their money and then count it out loud to the last penny…er nickel.
I had sex with a girl that was like that.
OP. Right on. I am always prepped in a line up so I don’t hold up people. The grocery store and the bus stop are my pet peeves. Waiting at the bus stop while it is raining has to be the worst. A person standing there for ten minutes in rain…bus arrives…don’t start digging through your pockets for a pass, ticket, or transfer that has expired then arguing with the bus driver over it.
How about at the drug store. I’m second in line. Figuring this won’t take long. Until the senior citizen in front of me pulls out a lottery folder. An actual folder to commence ticket transactions.
Thanks OP for making me loose it!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!
I understand all these things are annoying but we are becoming such an impatient society. Does everybody really have to perform at maximum efficiency all the time? No I don’t like the jerk that orders sandwiches in the Tim’s drive-thru but sometimes you just have to take a deep breath and smile. It’s not the end of the world.
I luv you reg, want to be the 6th former mr molly?
Reg Dude…
It’s truly not about efficiency, that is totally the last thing on the requirements list for getting out of bed. its about being thoughtful to the person behind you. It’s about situation awareness. It’s about being part of society as a cohesive structure. An ant hill if you will, where everyone has a purpose in life. It’s about getting out of bed for a reason. It’s about being all you can minimally be in a societal structure, it’s not just about efficiency..ITS ABOUT FUNCTIONING WITH YOUR BRAIN ON! Jesus Murphy for the love of God, I wonder how people cross the street.
To Quote John Penette “Get outta the line” (scary gallum like voice)
well irish (we are the borg) man, shall we start shooting the lame and the halt?
Darwinism
Darwin’s theory of evolution. Even the chimp does not allow the sick lame lazy to procreate, the furry ladies won’t allow it. We go one step further, we allow anyone and everyone to procreate. This truly screws up the gene pool.Hey! Even pedaphiles are allowed to find a wife and create a child to love after they do minimum good behavior time in jail. It goes on and on. These people are resultant symtoms So, think about it. and it all started from being startled that the bus arrived on time, and that you didn’t have your change ready, even tho the plan from the get go , was to get on the bus, ride the bus, pay for the bus, and get to your destination…here’s your sign.
nukka… did she spend 15 minutes trying to decide the position…
meanwhile, you’re softening faster than an ice cream cone in july.
Ants are servants of their queen Irishman. In fact, ants like worker bees are genetically identical, the entire ant hill is like one organism with the queen as the nerve centre and the rest of the colony (aside from a few breeding stock males) the queen’s arms and legs. The point is we’re not ants. Ants depend on efficiency and order for sheer survival. We allegedly have a more humane society.
We don’t always know the story behind each person. Some people are self-centered and really don’t think how their actions affect others and don’t really care. They’re bitch worthy. Others may be distracted by stress or tragedy and are not on top of their game. I’ll give them a pass.
I would like to extend this to the retards at 4-way stops that just can’t seem to get it together enough to know when its their turn.
Why do i live
To go through life at it’s pace
Always bending to it’s will
Living life like a race to any place
I don’t know
I despise little minds
Of what should go right
Not waiting like others might
What’s my rush in this vacant spot
In an empty parking lot
I guess I’m just waiting for a moment
When I’ll know what I’m waiting for
I guess I’ll be inpatient
but still hold the door
for what am I doing
what’s in store
ahhh I guess that explains a lot of things. so irish? when are you due to graduate to outpatient?
Fear so deep
Breaking my will to survive
Each corner turned
Anxiety rips at my mind
Shame so hot
Forcing retreat from life
Each place gone
Guilt tortures my thoughts
Is this my sanity turning insane?
Or is it insanity turning sane?
Anger so new
Clouding my reason
Each person seen
Burning my tongue
Sorrow so heavy
My smile, it bleeds
Each laughing face
Compels my to cry
Is this my sanity turning insane?
Or is it insanity turning sane?
Joy so great
Accepting seems wrong
Yet each trial faced
Writes me a song
Could this be my sanity turning insane?
Or maybe its insanity turning me sane…
I get let out every once in a while
I escape to blog this bile
please let me stay where i am
I love when I’m on the lamb
i’m me the irish man.
Diddle-d-dee, potato!
Men aren’t blatantly stupid, or stupid at all for that fact! Never.
lol
OB , I now make a point of asking people in the speed check out (8 items or less) how they manage to get through life with out the ability to count when they have 12 ,16 , 20+ items on the counter.
Lately the real satisfying thing about my obviously obnoxious comments , is I have heard others now doing it as well … Best of all was a young lady working at the checkout told a woman this past weekend, that her cart had too many items for that checkout & she had to go to a regular cash
Made my day … It’s the little things ~ ; D
GDM, I will duel you for the affection of Mr. LeCrisp!!
i take you both!