Dear woman…..and sometimes men of Halifax,
I understand the weather is warm and less clothing is ideal however I’m getting very tired of people passing ass floss off as shorts! you know what I’m taking about the shorts that are too tight too small and are swallowed up between your thighs and ass as you walk….here’s a tip to know if you have caught this epidemic….if you are constantly reaching up between you legs to pull your shorts down as you walk THEY DON’T FIT! so please invest in some proper fitting garments!
Thank you —Not Cool
This article appears in Aug 8-14, 2013.
nobody cares what you think of their clothing
It depends on the ass if it looks cool or not.
I’m so done judging people, particularly women (who catch the brunt of it) by what they wear. I don’t care. I’ll judge them by their personality! Haha.
Why is this even affecting you?
“Dear woman…..and sometimes men of Halifax”
So its just one woman who is wearing shorts that are too tight?
THIS WOMAN’S VIEWS DO NOT REPRESENT ME. CONTINUE WEARING ASS FLOSS.
^ I concur.
Ever sit in the passenger seat of a vehicle and pull up next to some dude on a bike wearing spandex? That’s way worse. Eye-level spandexed dude-butt. Maybe great for Meaty but I’ll take a pass. And do you really need to be that aerodynamic when biking around the city ffs?
Ain’t nothin wrong with no ass floss.
There’s something very wrong about this picture:
http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/77638_…
I don’t see any bacon in that frying pan.
Down here on the docks of Hillybilly Hollow, most of the local females don nothing but fishnets, some right up to the neck – a few braver souls opted for lobster cages – you ain’t seen nothin’ ’til you lay your peepers on Sally Coddollop shaking a mean cage rattle to the beat of ‘Ruby, Don’t Take Your Love To Town’.
I agree OP, short shorts are a woman’s domain even if that wasn’t your point.
I get a kick out of the new shorts the girls are wearing, all high on their waist, like in the 70s, super short in the legs. Kinda funny lookin, I liked the other ones that had the lower waist, these ones kinda remind me of old pics of my mom in the family photo album. Am I old?
^..^ to TJ902!
>~<
right back atcha braw
Missed ya Reggie, and have I told you lately how much I like you–especially your attitude (I mean that:D, maybe cuz, while I don’t wear butt floss [except to sun], I really like to wear short shorts;P)….but TJ902, I’m with you on this one Dude! I was a kid in the 70’s, just wait till “80s retro” really gets going–now that’ll be SCARY, you know, like when the pant waists go all the way up to the xyphoid process, making us girls look like boob sets on sticks with heads! On a brighter note, maybe it will help Cronenberg come up with some new material–at least one can hope;D
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A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
A couple of nights ago I was walking past Stitches at Edward Cornwallis Mall and there was a girl out front, in short shorts, leaning on a clothes spinner and “‘twerking” for her friends.
She couldn’t have been more than 12 >: 0
I fully expected to be ambushed to be ambushed by Chris Hansen.
CH: “Excuse me sir, we’ve been monitoring middle aged men with sophisticated equipment that measures capillary dilation of the so-called blush response,fluctuation of the pupil, Involuntary dilation of the iris… “
Ivan: “Yeah yeah, it’s called Voight-Kampff for short.”
I then shot him from under the table and ran like fuck.
Where IS all the male ass floss? Did you travel back in time to the 70’s OB? WTF?!
And how old are you anyway… fuck…!
I blame the new trend on that thicke guy…
and his stupid song. blurry shit or whatever.
Don’t get me wrong, his grandpa was my family doctor (amazing man btw)
for a lot of years…. (his crazy awesome train in the waiting room was the BOMB)
and the backup singers rock those weird 60’s mama-in-summer shorts… but I still blame him.
I’m not going to say it’s better than shitty jepsonitis…
but at least without a bus strike, I don’t have to deal with that crap.
can’t you just look the other way? Or are you more concerned about your significant other and which way THEY’RE looking?