Fuck off with the beard please. Give it back to the low tide. Make a clever little slingshot ( betcha can gentleman hobo!) out of your wishbone and suspenders, and poof! let it go. Then maybe write a growly song about it. About how hard times are. How it made you blue/drove you to whiskey. Leave the (dark?) carnival for awhile, have some soup- you’ll find a new blankee soon, and the old one will find its way back home to the shifting archipelago of shit and tampon applicators just off Point Pleasant’s wind swept shore. —beard enthusiast
This article appears in Jul 25-31, 2013.
Yeah!
How many times have you sat out on the deck
Gettin’ wrecked
Waitin’ to collect a check?
Knowin’ that’s as good as life is ever gonna get
Knowin’ when you’re from the park
It’s in your blood
It’s in your sweat
Had some doubts and bets about insanity
Is it society or is it just vanity
no clue
PG, thats trailer park life. Being from public housing I don’t get it either.
i like beards
somewhere there’s a burgeoning underground that is using LTWWB for their cryptic codes
It’s annoying, stupid and vapid. But at least it’s not about traffic in halifax. And op? I thank you for that.
As I look upon the moving picture box while ingesting spicy potato treats and clasping onto a frosty beverage, I wonder was it worth it to absorb the verbal waste discharged from the bowels of the lowest hole in your head.
GDM, are you suggesting the taliban are invading the board?
Taliban wouldn’t be interested in us, we’re godless heathens.
anyone read the kite runner?
I could think of so many interesting underground movements, but it probably just some (as crayons aptly said) vapid lovelorn dreck
yep and a thousand splendid suns, looking forward to his new book
The Beard Enthusiast opens with “Fuck off with the Beard”. Which made about as much sense as the rest of the bitch. What’s an Ent and why do they think this bearded, whiskey-swilling, soup drinking guy without a blankee is hot?
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geeze, reg. tell me you simply have dementia and cannot remember ENTS from the rings???