To the café owner who went on a loud racist rant in his café about how kids shouldn’t be allowed to wear turbans when they play soccer because that’s “cheating” : you just lost a customer forever, and your argument makes no sense. It’s easier to head the ball while wearing a turban? huh? —Glad you’re not my kid’s coach
This article appears in Jul 18-24, 2013.


Say what now!?! There really needs to be some location hints here for boycott purposes! Outrageous!
In competitive sports I believe a certain amount of uniformity is necessary in order to maintain fairness and team spirit. In other words all members of a team sport should be obliged to wear the clothing that is standard and in proportion to their body. That goes for colour of the uniform, length of shorts, socks etc. It establishes a standard of fairness and is a reminder to each individual that they are part of a team. Seems arbitrary but key in terms of psychology.
Though I believe in freedom and religious expression, it doesn’t apply here. No “I” in team right? So Reg says no turban or all turban.
As for the bitch specifically, a turban would be a disadvantage so the cafe owner’s argument is invalid IMO. Anti-turbanism wouldn’t so much racism as cultural prejudice. People can’t change the colour of their skin but anybody can wear a turban.
Well if headwear is legal now, I’d wear this
http://photos.toofab.com/gallery-images/20…
the ball would deflate, and we wouldn’t have to wait 90 full minutes for a 0-0 tie.
Yes. Please point out the shop!
Quebecistan tried to ban turbans in soccer, but FIFA had to get involved and diplomatically tell them to fuck right off.
I just want to know how it constitutes cheating. It’s sort of like saying “wearing nailpolish while you drive is cheating” wuut? it’s like a random jumble of thoughts that don’t actually say anything.
could have bombs in those jihad doorags
Turbans should be banned from the soccer field as the headwear provides an advantage.
If you play or have watched soccer you will have seen many goals scored by a player allowing the ball to glance off the top of the head, or a defender has cleared a ball by doing the same. The addition of a turban gives a player an unfair and unnatural advantage in the game.
Try and find an Indian team with any player wearing headwear.
And Sikh Mounties have an unfair advantage over the rest of the riot squad…
FFS.
If turbans keep the opposing players from succumbing to their uncontrollable lust, then
everybody wins, no?
Unionise this?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-23…
“If zey try to unionize, it’s lampshade time!”
http://clivedavis.blogs.com/clive/images/h…
Let them all wear turbans to keep it fair!
Which café? A hint so that we can boycott it or bitch to them helps.