Hey you dumb dangerous assholes, the first thing you learn in driving school is the lead distance between you and the car in front. Calm the fuck down, go the speed limit and stop being an asshole. What the fuck are in a such a hurry for anyway on a Sunday ? Gonna snort some coke off a golf club? Stop being a dickhead and making city driving worse than it has to be. —Tired of tailgaters
This article appears in Jun 20-26, 2013.
Get the fuck out of the fucken way!
If you are going for a relaxing sunday drive and someone is on your ass, pull over and let them pass.
No need to harass.
You’re just wasting gas…
alas,
when you have great mass
sitting in your cutlass,
drop the sass
or I’ll shank your ass.
Get a bike and really piss them off!
City driving? Op i hate tailgaters as much as the next person. But some context would be useful here. Are you talking about bumper-to-bumper traffic downtown on sunday? Because.. you DO know there was a huge festival going on in town that day right? And EVERYONE was on their way there?
When you’re sitting in traffic, the car behind you is going to come up close. To close a gap and prevent accidents from some last minute moron trying to switch lanes with almost no warning.
If you’re talking on the highway? Solution is quite simple. I start burning something. The wind will blow the smoke into their face. They’ll back off.
WOW!! Sounds like somebody needs to use the gas pedal.
Crayons honey, again you’re really dumb. You burn things while behind the wheel of the car. My goodness, you have quite the imagination. Do you know that the wind blows in many directions. Yopu need to get out of the house more often honey.
Quick tap on the brakes and call the personal injury lawyer.
blip.. when a car is moving at 100km/hr, try throwing a lit cigarette out of the window. Which way does it go?
This is pretty basic stuff.
You’re so worried about obsessing over me you don’t think before you babble. Physics isn’t your strong point so why don’t you return to some conversation involving bikinis or something more suitable?
I loved the commercials for Jim “The Hammer” Shapiro!
My cigarette butts always went in the reverse way of which I was headed…
I quit smoking though – back in 2009 – Champix (if you “can’t” quit, try it – it’s a fucking MIRACLE) – https://champix.com/en/login/?gclid=CJzbn4…
“…when a car is moving at 100km/hr, try throwing a lit cigarette out of the window. Which way does it go? ” – That would be the same direction the car is traveling in, except gradually slower due to resistance. I hope you’re not saying it goes backwards? Just want to clarify for all the folks playing the LTWWB Home Edition
Thank you for explaining the physics to crayons Mr Captain, it obviously isn’t her strong point. Now should we explain that lighting things on fire behind the wheel would be distracted driving which is against the law. Oh, and its just plain stupid because the tailgater may just close their windows and call 911.
I feel sorry for that little one at times. Reminds me of the toad, but in her younger years.
Here’s an idea, OB. Why not pay attention to what’s in front of you instead of obsessing about what’s behind you.
Um maybe if you didn’t drive slow ass like grandma people wouldn’t be tailgating you. No one tails me, cause I drive like batman.
captain, trust me, it works. Yes, resistance is a factor but you have to remember, this person is tailgating. They’re close enough to piss off.
blip you’re jealousy is getting tiresome. Your day is over. Deal with it.
My Dad used to tailgate so bad that I could see the dirt behind the driver`s ears. I love my Dad but dislike tailgaters. They have no conception or care as to the amount of injury they could cause you no to mention themselves.
I`d love to be able pop the trunk and have a big ass cannon spring up with a lit fuse straight out of Bugs Bunny. I could imagine the look of fear and confusion on the tailgater`s face. Probably illegal though. RightÉ (question mark)
Reg FYI Your keyboard is probably set to Canadian English/French … down by the clock there should be a keyboard icon, right click on it and choose US / English.
A lesson I learned through trial and error.
Outa the way, pussy. I gots nails to get did!
OP, let me guess: you are one of those drivers that typically does 20k below the speed limit- at all times- and slows down 30 feet from the stop light because you are frightened it might turn yellow? Do you make sure that there is 4 car lengths between you and the vehicle in front of you, even heading off the peninsula during rush hour traffic? Are you so freaked the eff out by people going the speed limit that you can barely focus on your own bad driving habits? Just a guess.