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I just wanted to wish you a happy early birthday. I wish that I could be a fly on the wall when you wake up in the morning and realize that you’re 30, still single, and will be alone and miserable forever. —Your Ex
This article appears in May 30 – Jun 5, 2013.
15 Comments
Not a good day for people having birthdays…
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Life begins at 30 when you’re single and not attached to a nasty bitch like you OB!
Oh noes…someone is single at 30!! How unfortunate! Anyone still single at age 30 will die alone and miserable because no one wants them– you know, since all good catches get married in their teens and 20s….
You’re a moron, OP.
Bitter much? LOL! No one who doesn’t choose to be single/alone/miserable for the rest of their life will be. Perhaps it’s time you take a better look at your own life & make the changes nessisary for your own happiness so you no longer feel the need to belittle others to make yourself feel better. Good luck!
And you’re still an entirely spiteful person apparently, LOL! Who actually puts effort into thinking about their ex that they’re supposedly over. You should reallly inspect yourself instead of your ex.
Yup, that’s some vindictive shit right there.
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he person is probably happier than a pig in shit.
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People like the OP are what makes being single awesome.
‘…when you wake up in the morning and realize that you’re 30, still single, and will be alone and miserable forever…’
Are you fucking serious? Lots of single people are perfectly happy not being someone’s emotional appendage or cleaning piss off the floor tiles – whack yourself over the head with a dirty toilet brush, OP, being alone and miserable is not the exclusive property of those who are single.
In fact, I’d say to this person: ‘…when you wake up in the morning and realize you’re 30 and still single, just remember that life is one big fucking adventure and you have the freedom to choose – don’t allow some shithead of an ex to harsh your buzz – fly and soar, young’un, and don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t.’
Shit, I have bikini thongs older than 30 – macramé weaving at its finest and a lifetime guarantee.
It’s all well and good to be a fly on the wall until someone rolls up a magazine. Reg’s philosophical statement of the day.
If you are a fly in that situation, just land on the edge of a lampshade. Few humans can produce a killshot when you’re there.
OB is mad she ain’t the 30-year-old’s hunnie any more so he isn’t spending any money on her. Typical ho.
I wish i could be a fly on the wall when you’re a fly on the wall when your ex wakes up surrounded by loved ones, getting laid by the person he/she traded you in for and you’re just a fly. On a wall.
If they’s so miserable and unworthy of happiness why spend any of your time thinking about them?
because op is angry that (s)he got dumped.
What a sad person you must be to write this. Please try and be happy again.