Born in Amsterdam, moved to Canada when I was 11. No accent in either language. In your face! If my profile goes right over your head, then it should go right over you head.
FULL DISCLOSURE: If a college degree is your last form of education, I’m not interested unless it’s the Julliard School of Arts. If your body type isn’t athletic, I’m not interested. I spend two hours every morning killing myself in the gym, I expect any woman I’d date to be equally concerned about their physical appearance. I’m aware I look young. I’m a dermatologist and I’ve taken care of myself. I’m lucky and had parents who took care of me. Some of the people who message me are years younger than me and look really… sorry but.. old. All that drinking, tanning and whatever else you did when you were 16-23 has come back to say hello. Sorry. 🙁
I’m not really into girls that are unoriginal and just go on about how much they love their family and the outdoors. Yawn. Girls with lots of pics of them with booze, pretend mustaches (ugh), heinous tattoos that you’re already regretting, lots of friends in their pics, them shooting guns or catching fish, etc. need not waste your time. I’m looking for someone that is super smart, fit, attractive and creative. If you speak Dutch, Russian, or German, even better! I speak French fluently but I don’t speak it anymore. My girlfriend of 12 years died in a car accident and she was French so… But time heals all wounds, I hope?
If you to tell men that you’re not looking for “intimate encounters” or any other euphemism in your profile, you need not message me. It’s a sign of either low-intelligence or you’re trying to project something insecure. News flash: most men on this site want intimate encounters; you telling them not to ask for one isn’t going to stop them. You SHOULD know that. To normal men like myself, it comes off as insecure or just makes you sound kind of dumb. Moreover, since 97% of women’s profiles have this disclaimer, it wears thin and it’s kind of pretentious. What kind of woman would go on a date without vetting the guy first to make sure he’s looking for what you want.
It’s so refreshing to see a woman whose profile doesn’t go on about loving family, loving the outdoors and doesn’t have some lame disclaimer about intimate encounters. Here, I’ll show you how dumb it looks.
“Please don’t message me for hook-ups or intimate encounters. I’m not interested.”
NO SH*T SHERLOCK!! Who the hell would hook up with someone they met off a dating website. I’m a physician. Imagine if I came to your work and walked around telling everyone, “please don’t ask me about a weird mole you found on your back”. Moreover, who DOESN’T like their family or the outdoors. Why don’t you add that you like clean clothes and water too? Damn.
If I don’t respond to you, it’s because I’m either not attracted to you or something in your profile. I have an extremely good job but I’ve worked incredibly hard to get where I am and I’m probably way, way, way out of your league. Only someone in my league would be able to convince me otherwise. Been a while since I got an A+ in Stats but I’d say it’s under 0.1% that that will happen. Just tired of dating doctors, nurses and especially pre-med wannabes who want to use me for my looks and help them pass their MCATs. Do what we all did, study and/or cheat.
One in a 100 is worth the 10 mins it took to write this. Unless I’m in OT. 12 on, 12 off. 3 and then 4.
Thanks for the precious memories. —Sad for you
This article appears in Jan 5-11, 2017.
So what do you do for work?
Lol, someone’s dying alone
Someone is also incredibly pretentious and reeks of insecurity. Can’t help but feel sorry for them..for about 5 seconds.
Would love to see your profile!
Or is this it?
I don’t think tinder allows this many characters
It is refreshing to see a guy have some standards. Though I’m sure the modern feminists out there would be going on about brainwashing by the patriarchal beauty standards and how he only wants “skinny bitches” but should be honored to be with a “real woman”
I will fuck you (guys). I have no weird hang-ups.
Okay, bye – sad 4 u too bud
Oh darlin’, you may be smart but you’ve missed the obvious.
A brilliant surgeon I know married a woman without (gasp) PhD or even a BA. The are insanely happy together. The reason is simple. She has a winning personality to match her good looks and intelligence. He was smart enough to hold on to her before someone else got her. Sometimes happiness is measured in different “degrees.”
Life not being static, she’s advanced herself academically, as any of us can. So it’s really about perspective and what you gain or lose depending upon your own, isn’t it?
FYI: We women KNOW guys expect “intimate encounters.” We women expect intimacy too. Those 97% of women with disclaimers are tired of fending off men who are only interested in their genitals and expect women to offer access to this on the first date. It is a HUGE problem, as mathematically indicated. (The 3% welcome this behaviour.) You SHOULD be addressing other men’s behaviour not the women’s response, non?
Sounds like all you need is a mirror and a greased palm, Doc. You should be able to prescribe yourself the appropriate brand of motion lotion.
Honest as you are, I’d step around you like you were a steaming coil of elephant poo. You’re way too high maintenance for most sane women. You’re just not worth it, Doctor Perfecto, not for all the Accutane in the world.
What an asshole thing to write.
As a larger woman I have never been so glad someone is not interested in dating me. Pretentious, asshole, and selfish are what I would use to describe this guy. Why on earth would anyone want to step into this ever evaluated and impossible life with such a douchetard.
People who resume date/marry rarely end up happy. Sometimes even with every ideal ticky box trait met you you realize a few years later that everything you wanted on paper does not actually make you happy. And what you needed all along was someone different from yourself to keep things interesting and help bring out and nurture different qualities in yourself. You should be looking for someone who makes you laugh, respects you, adds to the quality of your life daily (this could take many forms), has the same overall life goals, deals with conflict well, and is willing to stick by your side authentically through the ups and downs. Most other things are negotiable.
You seem shallow and high on yourself. I doubt you’d even be compatible with someone the same. I think you’d need someone less accomplished and more nurturing to be impressed and supportive of your ambitions actually.
Do yourself a favour and stop resume dating.
Must be POF :p
update: I found our profile on pof OP. 1- you have at least 2 spelling mistakes 2-it is only in point form 3- you are solidly not even hot
Ladies, if we can be sure of one thing, its that this guy won’t go down on you.
Having seen the Plenty of Fuckinglosers link Voice refers to, I second that emotion. This scrotard is obsessed with imperfection which is pretty much what he sees daily on the job. No woman could ever fulfill his unrealistic & perfectionistic criteria and enjoy her life because this fucking wet blanket would always be pointing out flaws. Just goes to show that you can be educated but still possess the social skills of a wet fart.
Here’s our boy – what a prize for some lucky….buffalo.
Ambitious professional. Looking for a relationship.
Likes:
strong personalities (unless they conflict with mine)
driven, confident people (who make enough money for boat payment)
delicious sushi (I like raw fish but I won’t do oral)
my career (professionally popping zits)
hikes with the pup (the pup would prefer to stay home)
biking (fan of Waye Mason)
gym (like sweaty benches)
snowboarding (need someone to carry my board)
scuba (type – should read ‘scruba’ as in ‘scruba my back’)
shows without commercials (dermatology home movies)
HAHAHAHA told you he wouldn’t go down on you! Would probably make you shower before sex too, yawn.
I like this bitch. It makes be laugh. Not LOL, but still.
You’d have to slather yourself with hand sanitizer to sleep with this dude.
Who knew DonnyTrumpburger was an MD…?
Lol, I’m surprised you even have time to date, what with you being so important and all, OB. Did you type this bitch with your left hand, while saving lives with your right? Good thing you’re looking for that .01%, cuz you gonna be lucky if .01% of women would want to date your lame, no pussy eatin’ ass.
Like people care what you think, LOL!!!
12 hour shift
2 hours gym
1 hour looking in mirror
3 minutes…
Dr. Don’t-Do-Oral is in for a lifetime of loneliness. Women everywhere prefer Dr. Lick-A-Chick.
Don’t worry, OC. I’d still touch you with a 10 foot pole.
I don’t know about the women but I was bored after your first pretentious sentence. Good luck, you’ll need it. Any intelligent woman would probably walk away after 5 minutes of listening to your garbage.
Please use at least a 50 protection factor sun tan lotion so you can avoid this POF sap.
Actually it is kind of scary that the piece is written by some lonely health care individual.Lots of bad news about health care people . Some thing unusual must happen to them while in pre med.Maybe some simply get into the medicine cabinet a wee bt too often.
This bitch in a nutshell: I’m a doctor! I’m ambitious! I work out! I hate fatties! I want a breathing, living Barbie doll to worship my perfection!
Don’t worry, Doc, those sex robots should be perfected by the time you’re 50!
GV: No thanks. I’m not that desperate. You are likely the wrong gender anyway.
The disclaimer on this bitch is a hoot.
Personally, I kinda like eatin’ pussy. No shower needed.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Thanks for the laugh.
Tu est un Fuckboy non?