I thought we kind of hit it off but you must have thought otherwise.
I want to wish you all the best and I hope you get to experience all the awesome and the shitty things that encompass being single before you fall into the occasional bliss that is relationship-ness again.
So your exit interview, although of course you didn’t ask:
I give you an A for witty banter, storytelling abilities, and charm.
I enjoyed your lyrics and your music.
You are (as advertised) a champion of spelling but your parallel parking skills will remain unevaluated by this Dartmouth Darling.
Respectfully,
—K
This article appears in May 23-29, 2013.