The law says you have to give me 3 feet, not 3inches. Move over, azzhole! You may not like me but deserve as much courtesy as any other slow moving traffic. –Cyclist
This article appears in May 2-8, 2013.
FFS, move over!
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Fill a squirt bottle or squirt gun with brake fluid. Spray the offending car. Watch the paint job slowly melt off… water won’t stop it.
Or call the Police… but they are mostly useless; so Annie, get yer’ (squirt) gun!
Little known fact: the newer DOT 5 brake fluid will not work for this trick. It’s silicon based IIRC.
Cyclist The law also says YOU PEOPLE must stay OFF the fucking sidewalks.
SO STAY OFF THE FUCKING SIDEWALKS.
I’m tired of ‘professional cyclists’ running me off the sidewalk.
I hate you fucking moaning pricks.
not enough detail.
Were you on a crowded street with barely enough room to move amongst the parked cars? Was the driver otherwise fenced in?
Because if so, get over it.
Yet another reason to hate patios…
Less parking on already cramped streets, reduced lanes and 2 mitres taken up by cyclists.
I’ve nothing against balconies or built-in patios but seasonal street level patios suck.
Blah, blah, blah… You are also supposed to make hand signals, stop at stop signs, wear helmets, stay off sidewalks, and obey traffic laws like any other vehicle. I don’t see you all following those rules, so I guess we’re even. Suck it!!!
FFS,
If you want 3 feet then take it like I do…I have a horizonal buggy whip with a carbide tip. Mine is 2ft6inches I dont have any sympathy for princess in her new sportscar.
Whoever said drivers respect slow fucks no matter what the ride or drive? Slow fucks piss off everybody other than other slow fucks.
I love being a slow fuck, sound your horn if you intend to pass me.
Really?!?! Most drivers I see crawl behind cyclists until there is no one in the other lane and drive 10 feet around you. If they didn’t hit you, they didn’t hit you… don’t move to a big city, you’d be posting these 100 times a day. FFS!