You were following my Civic in your fancy new silver Jeep Grand Cherokee (loaded, I’m sure). You were a “man” in your late 50’s I expect; the colour of your hair matched your paint job. I was in the left lane, doing the speed limit; a car in the right lane beside me doing the same. You were frantically waving your arms at me to pull over, speed up, or whatever the Hell that meant. I put my brakes on to grab your attention and as we approached the end of the school zone sign I put my window down, pointed angrily at the school sign and flipped you the bird. Funny that we were only 0.25 kms from your turn off, outbound on the 102. You weren’t even in the right lane! I am so sick and tired of these fucking idiots who think they have their own rules on the road. One of these days your impatience is going to kill someone–perhaps a kid in a school zone. Shame on you! Chances are you’re too good for “The Coast” and will never see this. Grrrrr! —Not Too Cool For School!
This article appears in May 2-8, 2013.


There are no school zones on the 102, OB. If you aren’t passing, stay the fuck out of the left lane. PERIOD!!!!
So his impatience is going to kill someone but you executing complex sign language out an open window while you drive through a school lane ISN’T?
Dunbrack has two lanes and exits to the 102, with a school zone <100m of the exit in my best estimate. Cops like to sit in the carpool lot and ticket people who speed up to 80km while still in the 60km zone.
If it is Fairview, then who cares how many kids you run over? You’re likely running over a future criminal anyway.
I’m with Oprah.
Definitely Dunback, not the 102…..the first exit to the 102 outbound, shithead! Can’t help it when the Mod likes to cut out vital details! Cranky, you hit the nail on the head. I just wish the cops would monitor the school zone and not the 60 to 80 speed zone change. As for running over kids because they’re from Fairview? Shame on you guys! Not funny!
Sounds like Joseph Howe coming from the former rotary towards the turn-off to the 102. There is a school not far from the Chronicle Herald building on Joseph Howe and it is double lanes.
That said OP, you should give this guy some slack. Driving SUVs seems to cause serious brain damage.
Lol. All the dislikes but, how many of you don’t live in Fairview so your kids don’t have to attend that school?
Oprah…you find trouble anywhere, not just Fairview. It’s who you choose to hang with, not necessarily the neighbourhood. I work in another such “area” and have to say that I have met some of the nicest people in all of HRM. I haven’t seen any crime (or very limited)…no trouble at all really! I’m sure most of the negative comments about these areas are coming from the “mucky mucks” of the city. Or…….the wannabes. Sometimes people don’t have a choice of where they have to live; they make the best of it.
Why not just pull over into the right lane and allow him to pass? If he was speeding, that’s not for you to police…
Pretty difficult to pull over when you have another car beside you going exactly the same speed! I (yes it was me), was in the correct lane for where I was going. He, on the other hand was not in the correct lane and wanted to take the 102 exit outbound! He should have been in the right lane, period! I just don’t get it!
Sooo…. You were “in the correct lane”, doing exactly the same speed in the left lane as the car beside you in the right lane???
Ummmm… How do you figure you were in the correct lane? Its not your job to police how other people drive, and if you were in my way, I’d be waving my arms for you to get the fuck out of my way too. You are a) not a good driver, and b) an idiot.
If he was turning he should have been in the right lane and being an asshole to the person driving the speed limit in that lane, not the OB’s lane.
If there was a cyclist involved, then I would be their side.
Interesting take or “damnit”, it aroused my Google skills. In this setting I prefer “dammit” as it is slang and I’m from the streets. Saying “damn it” as two words would be correct in this situation. Anyway, I hope the cyclist is doing better, if there was one.
I feel like middle class Cato with that book learning.
LOL @ Kirk, DAMNIT! Are you from Fairview by chance? Based on some of the comments, some here would associate “from the streets” with Fairview. I now fully expect it was Harper in the mystery SUV. You did read it, YAY!!! Thanks Cranky. Some people just don’t get it. Even if the left lane IS a passing lane (which it isn’t!!), pretty difficult to speed up to pass when the limit is 50 and the right lane vehicle increases their speed to 50. And for the record–I don’t want to police it, I just want the police to police it! Not a crime to post friendly reminders now and then. Some people….
Look dear, you were wrong.
1. The left lane is indeed a passing lane and it’s for passing (per the law)
2. Even if someone illegally speeds, you’re not supposed to have been there, holding up those wishing to pass.
3. If you want the Police to police speeders, call them – don’t use LTWWB (they don’t read it for that reason).
4. You didn’t post a friendly reminder – you posted a “bitch”, on a “bitch” board.
5. Posting anything to a bitch board probably isn’t going to help you acheive your intended goals; you should know better – and if you didn’t, you do now.
6. Stop wasting our reading time.
Yessir (Yes, Sir). Tape over mouth for a reason….regardless of what you think this was a legit bitch. Who says I haven’t called the police? Usually when someone posts a bitch it’s because they’ve gone through the process, nothing has changed, and they’re frustrated! I will stop commenting because I certainly wouldn’t want to waste any more of your valuable time.
I grew up down the PUBS Heather, we was tight with Fairview but never joined their mafia, didn’t have enough blood on my hands. But your absolutely right, every neighborhood has its issues.
Haters gonna hate and lovers gonna love, I don’t even want none of the above, I want to piss on them, dripdripdrip, piss on them.
You know how I know you didn’t call the cops? Cause its illegal to slam on your brakes to try and cause a rear-end accident. Its considered “road rage”, and you’re just as guilty as the other guy. If you just kept on driving like you should have, without “teaching someone a lesson” and endangering yourself and everyone around you with your arrogant twatism, i might be more inclined to be on your side. But you didn’t take the high road, you made yourself look just as stupid. That’s why, ya dumb twat!!!
You got a like for that Harper……from me, LOL. I haven’t heard the word “twat” in ages! LMAO And for the record I “put” my brakes on. Didn’t slam them on. Just slowed things down some more to grab his attention. I’m not totally fucking stupid! Sure the flipping the bird might have been a bit excessive but I did have safety in mind! And Kirk….I hears ya! Cheers!
meaty i totally disagree. If i have a kid who is at a school that some maniac blitzes past every day and the police aren’t doing fuck all about it, you can BET YOUR ASS I’ll police the area. Would i risk public nuisance, misdemeanor or even a felony to keep my loved ones safe form maniacs or idiots?
I promise you yes.
So you want someone to risk a $300+ fine so you can get somewhere faster? Is this right?
Also, it is not a ‘passing lane’. As sprawl becomes more intensified it will be revealed why we have these two lane streets.
Checked on the way to/from lunch today….not one “keep right except to pass” signs anywhere along that strip. Cranky is correct.
Checked on my way to/from lunch today. Not one “keep right except to pass” sign anywhere. Cranky is correct my dear! The left lane also is for through-traffic and is to be used to pass slower traffic or for those folks (like me), who have a left turn coming up. He was wrong on so many levels, not me!
Oprah is simply keeping it real, y’all. Quit hatin’!