Oh my gosh. I want you so bad. I’ve been able to feel my heart beating in my genitals for weeks. Your scent is burning into my brain and your stare into my retinas. I WANT YOU. I want to forget about everything externally and experience you. But I know future-me could be all like “WHY???” but…I just want. Can I haz?…she asked rhetorically. —Pinky
This article appears in Apr 25 – May 1, 2013.


“feel my heart beating in my genitals for weeks. Your scent is burning into my brain and your stare into my retinas”
…You should probably get that checked out by a doctor
Yeah, that sensation is from the last person you wrote a creepy love to that said yes.
The question is why would future you say “why?” when current you isn’t saying “why?”. The current you must be feeling some “why” if you think the future you certainly would. Why is “Can I Haz?” a rhetorical question? You already know the answer to that question? Is it yes or no? Very passionate love but I just need some of the gaps filled in whereas you just want to get filled in.
“Your scent is burning into my brain” Sorry, but our man wheelie’s taken. ;P
And your man Wheelie is a *very lucky SOB* indeed!
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It’s true! Your lady is pretty rad.