The government gives a whole meter to drive on each side of the street but someone chooses to drive on the sidewalk. —Me

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  1. Ooops couple of mistakes there. Should have taken the time to read what I wrote. I give myself one dislike.

  2. OP I hear ya.It pisses me off to no end having to walk in mud because some dipstick on a bicycle forced me off the sidewalk.

  3. Alright, who the fuck gave a dislike for giving myself a dislike. I mean like.. like.. that’s fucked.

  4. Yup, some cyclists don’t want to play by the rules they want to be vehicles and pedestrians all at the same time.

  5. I think I was one of the culprits Reg–you’re just so likable (or is it likeable?;P)….are ya gonna swear at me now?? Tell me off–c’mon, I dare ya;D

  6. OMG Reg. I fucking LOVE your ass (but not in a ‘boru’ kinda way if ya know what I mean ;))

    You guys think bikers are aggressive here? When i lived in Ottawa, they thought they owned the road AND the sidewalk. You couldn’t drive anywhere without getting a fucktard on a bike scratching yo’ ride as they pushed by you (meanwhile, Ottawa has some of the best bike lane set ups)… and they’d plough through you on the sidewalks… the stop outside my office was TERRIBLE for bikers speeding down the hill on the sidewalk. A couple times I got knocked over when I jumped out of the way without so much as a “oh sorry.”

    I started carrying a stick around with me to put in their spokes, but by that time I didn’t get the opportunity.

    These jokers are certainly NOT in the majority, and piss me off because they give the good bikers a bad name!

  7. Herr Dexter might bring this into the conversation when he chats with Big Steve on Tuesday, Big Steve should tell Herr Dexter that he aint getting any more handouts and that the residents of Fuckville deserve an early election.
    Most cyclists are law abiding, decent folks, same as dog owners who pick up after Fido shits, the rest are inconsiderate shitballs.

  8. Yes, the government allocates one meter. Do you see a line there for all to observe? It’s not that simple OB, it’s really not.

  9. Ivan, I shall add this lil piece of info to my ever-growing stockpile of ‘top ammo’;) luvya dude!!

  10. Some people just aren’t comfortable riding on the streets. I wish they’d just take side streets and walk their bicycles when on the sidewalk, but what can you do? Its a minor inconvenience most times.

  11. OOoooooooo…Crispy Reggie, that STUNG!!!!!!! Ouch! Really didn’t know you had it in ya;) I will have to devise a devilish punishment plan to lob back at you….rest assured, I WILL find a way to make you yell the ‘F-word” in my direction……;D

  12. Bicycles on sidewalks are just as hazardous as jogging and walking against traffic. There’s a whole lot of fucking stupid out there, especially motorists. Thank goodness for my Spider Sense.

  13. hehe.. I used to drive on the sidewalk sometimes.. but if I ever saw people coming I would do my best to make room or slid onto the road.. Also I think it should be said.. driving on the road scares the hell out of me.. which is why I stopped biking besides paths and trails.

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