I know you may not have made the best decisions in life and that the booze you pour down your gullet every night might be a leading contributor to your situation. But pounding on my door at 2 am screaming for me to ‘be a good neighbour and come fuck you’ and ‘give you dick’ is in turn not being a good neighbour. Also being in your mid forties and singing ‘We are young’ out of tune and way off key and making every night a loud drunken house party, only shows that you have not only aged terribly but have not matured since you were in High School, those many moons ago. I personally think you are a dried up, haggard, used piece of human waste, and should move back to what ever cesspool you came from and rot. I weep for the poor soul who will soon live in audio range of you, and will sleep better now that I have moved on. — Can Finally Sleep
This article appears in Mar 28 – Apr 3, 2013.


I think we all know who this is about, lol
>; )
Yep it was all good fun till YOU sobered up; and didn’t want to oblige the ol’ pickle tickle anymore
You are absolutely correct, Ivan. Quite pathetic, isn’t it?
I was actually thinking Lindsay Lohan, but, yeah, your suggestion works too.
>; )
I was thinking more along this line:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc4ciwMs…
Call the cops to report someone is trying to break in and rape you. But as many of these new Bitches appear to be made by trolls, do us all a favour and break your computer, so the rest of us don’t have to wade through your shit.
Good neighbours put out OP!!! What’s the matter with you?
i think making a false police report is illegal bro tim. does sound fake though
i do believe you o.p., but where does she live, i’m interested in finding her, at 3 a.m.
Yeah, right ‘mighty me’ – you’re so obvious, it’s hilarious.