I know you may not have made the best decisions in life and that the booze you pour down your gullet every night might be a leading contributor to your situation. But pounding on my door at 2 am screaming for me to ‘be a good neighbour and come fuck you’ and ‘give you dick’ is in turn not being a good neighbour. Also being in your mid forties and singing ‘We are young’ out of tune and way off key and making every night a loud drunken house party, only shows that you have not only aged terribly but have not matured since you were in High School, those many moons ago. I personally think you are a dried up, haggard, used piece of human waste, and should move back to what ever cesspool you came from and rot. I weep for the poor soul who will soon live in audio range of you, and will sleep better now that I have moved on. — Can Finally Sleep

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  1. Yep it was all good fun till YOU sobered up; and didn’t want to oblige the ol’ pickle tickle anymore

  2. Call the cops to report someone is trying to break in and rape you. But as many of these new Bitches appear to be made by trolls, do us all a favour and break your computer, so the rest of us don’t have to wade through your shit.

  3. i think making a false police report is illegal bro tim. does sound fake though

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