Da kops R jus out ta git me! When eva I speed, dey pull me ova!
Ridin’ durty fo life. Gotta keep it reel fo sho. —Mind Ur Ohn Bidnez Kops

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  1. If this is meant to be a parody of the attitudes of less than fully eveolved pond life who think they have a right to endanger others , then:
    http://i.imgur.com/XglG7.gif

    If not, go ride yourself, hoodrat.

    And Mod – why is using “Pig” any different from “F@g” , “N!gg#r or “R#t@rd”?
    Rhetorical question – I already have a pretty good idea of how those who refer to police officers as “pig’ justify it.
    I just don’t care.

  2. Looks like another valuable post from one of Fairview’s finest citizens. It wasn’t cheque day so why were you in a hurry? LOOL

  3. After reading your bitch it could be because they’re amazed you have the reading/writing comprehension toever passed a driver’s test.

  4. Umma Gumma gets a thumbs up from me just for the Pink Floyd reference. Song “Pigs” Album “Animals”.

  5. dis waddn’t me. It sound like me, but day don’t gut ma flava.

    an’ ballers don’t speed, they creep!

  6. Ivan. Because being a cop is a choice. Unlike being black, gay or handicapped.

    Btw retarded hasn’t meant handicapped since 1977.

  7. leave the pigs out of this, most of us here love our bacon. not the cops so much, just the bacon. and i find your colorful style of wtiting, putrid, to say the least. grade 2 wannabe asshole.

  8. Crayons – it’s still a label meant to dehumanize and says more about the fuckstick using it than the target. As I said, people can rationalize any prejudice they care to; doesn’t make it right.

  9. I kind of agree. You wouldn’t believe how many off duty police officers pass me in my big’ol truck, while I’m speeding! It takes a special kind of ass, to write a 300 dollar ticket for something they did on their way to work.

  10. Correct me if I’m wrong but ,if you get caught speeding ,you get pulled over and ticketed??
    So OP here’s what you do,,,if you see a sign that says SPEED LIMIT 80km/h,look at that bright lighted display with all the numbers on it in your car .Now do you see where speed is displayed in your car???,,not the radio display ,,,,the speedometer,,,,,,,,hey you just learned a new word today ,aren’t you proud,,,, gooood ,now when the number goes over the speed limit (in this case 80)slow down to it..If you go over this number ,it causes red and blue flashing lights to come on, and a nice person in blue to appear .
    This is what we are trying to avoid.

    PS,,,,,OP dey aint out to get ya ,its what dey do when someone is speeding ,,,,,,,,wait for it ,,,,,,,do you get it now? how about now???

  11. Ahhhhh…finally, some dislikes. Give me a minute while I throw them in the air and roll around in them for a minute. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

    Guess what, wankers? One of you 7 people who disliked my comment is a hypocrite.

  12. I disliked your comment Shitty, but lol’d at your new avatar, so morally speaking, my chakras are in balance.
    Tnx.

  13. Hub unit is acting like a sloth today. Must have been all that durty riding. O well, I guess we all know what I’ll be doing today. Baking cookies….sometimes I really hate my life!!!

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