So long story short I’m dancing with this girl at the cabaret that rhymes with roofie boots and after leading me on half the night..S he pickpockets me! Swear to god! You fuckin dirty bitch! Unbelievable. Security was fuckin’ useless too, I pointed her out from 5 feet away and someone was supposed to chase her down and never happened. Fuck! It was a really nice irreplaceable vintage wallet too, a gift from a friend. Nothin in it of any value, just my drivers licence. Fuck you, you valentine’s day hustler, I’m glad I at least got to spit at you, you got off easy. Look out for this girl fellas, long blonde hair, past her shoulders, about 5’9″-5’10” 140 pounds or so, blue eyes, pretty, friendly. Fuckin’. —Disgusted
This article appears in Feb 14-20, 2013.
When will people learn to stop going to this bar?
I’m sorry op but when you let a perfect stranger put their hands all over you just because they’re willing to promise to show their fishy minge you get what you deserve.
Why didn’t you just follow her outside and rob her?
while dancing the night away op you were thinking with the wrong head. maybe next time you will use your brain but i doubt it. most men don’t so you;re in good compant. blame dna i guess.
unfortunately, that’s what happens in bars and other type s of gin joints. the cream of the crop is never there.
“fishy minge” ahjdkfidbsajdbdudb oh God ew. I just imagined that singing bass on her minge… Don’t worry, be happy. Ugh. Swindled … Roofie Boots huh … You know a place is pure class when they sell D&G Light Blue from a coin machine in the washroom. Don’t go there ever again OP … Or anyone for that matter.
Empty “vintage” wallet
translation – broke ass and can’t afford a new wallet.
“Roofie boots”
Toothy? Roofie? Doesn’t even rhyme..
creepy.
Thats how I met my girl. OB, she’s just playing hard to get. Its an old tactic.
lol wow, OB gets pick pocketed and he deserved it because he wanted to go out on valentine’s day and accepted an offer to dance from a young woman. Yep.. sounds about right for LTWWB