You are a fucking arsehole.
You say: “Ask for a raise.”
You give: “A lecture on why I better goddamn better be happy with what I get.”
You say: “Talk to the girl you like.”
You give: “Ostracization.”
You say: “Practice with another girl.”
You give: “More ostracization.”
You say: “Work hard.”
You give: “Seven projects due the same day that will apparently result in the Mayan Prophecy coming about 1 month late.”
I say: “You suck.”
And anybody that wants to argue can suck it.
Sincerely,
—The Bay Harbour Bitcher
This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2013.
Life doesn’t really come with any instructions OP, other than those general slogans you gave. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don’t. But I think you have to look at the overall picture, not just certain situations. You need to accept certain things that happen in life as life’s way of protecting you from stuff that might not be in your best interests in the long run. My best advice is to change your attitude from negative to something more positive. You just may be attracting all those crappy experiences to yourself by the way you are thinking. To quote a Biblical passage, ‘As a man thinketh, so is he’. It might be worth considering OP. Anyhow, in 10 years will any of this crap really matter to you in the long run? Nope. So chin up and smile on and enjoy your life. Things never stay the same so why not shrug it off and expect better things to happen for you. And maybe they just might! 🙂
Dear “Bay Harbour Bitcher”,
Stop Stealing My Life! Get your own!
Sincerely,
The Captain
” I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing and things seemed to be getting so shitty. And he’d say, “that’s the way it goes, but don’t forget, it goes the other way too.”
A good line, from a movie full of great ones. This time of year has a bad habit of acting like a lens, magnifying ordinary troubles to gargantuan size. It’s not easy, and there’s no guarantee of a happy outcome. Hold fast.
Life is what you make it. What sucks are some of the people in your life, ostracism for asking somebody out, employers taking advantage of your diligence. They’re just bit players in the long running play that is life. You’re the only one that can give them great importance.
Dear Life,
I hate that I am in complete control of you and can make any positive change I want, I just lack the motivation to change and make an improvement.
You asshole life,
Screaming Fields of Sonic Love
Are you really that stupid to think that you are actually in “complete control” of your life, Sonic? If that were true we’d all be retired at 18, and millionaires.
Yes Harper, I’m that stupid to think that I can make a positive change in my life. I’m that stupid to think that I could change a problem instead of bitching about it. Are you weak minded or unmotivated to make a positive change? But you jump to insults, so that tells me alot about the person behind the keyboard. Keep bitching and crying and see how fast the world changes for you.
Who said anything about being unable to make positive changes in anyones life? Twisting peoples words to start an arguement tells me a lot about your “weak mind”, and “motivation” to address what I actually said. I was addressing your assumption that we are in “complete control of life”. You are in “complete control” of your REACTION to “life” and what it throws your way, but, you are absolutely NOT in control of life? It really shows your age and level of maturity when you believe you actually “control” anything. Did you ever trip? Ever drop your pencil? Ever lose your job cause your company went bankrupt? Ever been broken up with? Ever put your foot in your mouth? Ever use your, instead of you’re?
As for insulting you… I asked a question, which implies, not states that you are…
Mr Harper, I answered your question directly. I’m that stupid to think that I can make a positive change in my life. Its my life, I make a decision to live it. If you focus on the negative aspects it will seem like your not in control. I really must have hit a soft spot with you. I dropped a pencil and there was a quarter on the ground. My girlfriend dumped me many years ago, I found my fiancee. I lost my job (sure it was a gas station that went under 15 years ago), but then I started a well paid career with a pension. I have tripped and fell, but I choose not to tie my laces. You get dealt a shitty hand, move the fuck on. Don’t bitch and whine. Things happen that are out of our control, you are correct, but thats where you grow up and learn from it then move on. I’m truly sorry that some people can’t, I pity you now Harper, and thats not sarcasm. You are a bitter man that thinks the glass is always half empty and the worlds against you. And to think, you called me a narcissist.
You seem to be dwelling on the negative of what I said. Again you completely twist what I said to suit what you write in response. Do I believe we are all helpless wankers with a flat line destiny? Never said that!!! Never said that I only focus on negative aspects of anything. I truely believe that when one door closes, another opens. Never said that there weren’t positives for the situations I outlined, but it didn’t stop you from putting those words in my mouth. I never said that you aren’t able to make positive changes. In fact, I believe that everyone can. If you actually read what I wrote, you would see there was nothing negative about it. What I said was that people are in control of their reactions to what happens to them, not in control of what actually happens to them.
Say… I’m driving down the street, and WHAM!!!!… a drunk driver hits me and paralyses me from the waist down. That is beyond my “control”. I cannot “control” that I am paralysed. I cannot “control” how long it will take me to physically recover, no matter how positive I am, there will be a period where I will not be able to “control” how I react to certain treatments. What is in my control is how I handle the outcome. Do I make negative decisions, or positive ones. That’s what I control.
Life is unpredictable. How do you control something that is unpredictable? You said you are in “COMPLETE control”. You cannot “control” how and when you die, of natural causes. I say, if you think that is possible to be in “COMPLETE control” of everything, you are an idiot. If you hadn’t used the word “COMPLETE”, we may have never had this conversation.
The very definition of narcissim would be someone who thinks they are in “COMPLETE control” of themselves, and everything around them, which must conform to them and their plan. It’s evident that you have a need to control this conversation. Completely fabricating an arguement to establish some wierd, internet dominance over someone to make yourself feel better. It is I that pity you, walking around assuming dominance over everyone, and “controlling” every aspect of your life. Way to bob and weave with the punches, Sport!!
Mr Harper, I give up. You are a lost cause, I do pity you and others like you. And yes, I did dwell on your negativity as that is your only personal trait that shows. Simply put Harper, I have never seen a positive post from you. Please do not respond to anything I post in the future and we can co-exist in peace. Have a good night and I truly hope life improves and you can get a handle on things.
LOL, ASS!!! I’ll respond to anything that I feel like responding to. Yet another thing you have no “control” over. You can choose to respond or not. That, you do “control”.
There you go again with the silly name calling. To quote myself “Please do not respond to anything I post in the future and we can co-exist in peace”. You obviously want the hate to continue, like I said, your a very negative person. You are also mistaken again over this “control” issue you have, if I do not want a response, then I wouldn’t post anything. See how I’m in control of my actions. Also, even good dog molly kept my attention for more than a day two. I pity you and your negative outlook Mr Harper.
Steve ” I truely believe that when one door closes, another opens”
I wish that was true. 🙂
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Sonic I’ve been on this site for a few months and steve isn’t usually that negative.not that he needs me or anyone to watch his back.I’m just speaking a truth.I hate to see an injustice done to anyone.
LOL…Yes, you know so much about me. I sit and ugly cry myself to sleep every night, wishing I could be just like you, Sonic. A beaming ray of positivity. You fucking hypocrite!!!! Do I need to peruse your posts directed at Blow Me and dig up some “silly name calling”. I’m just sitting here laughing at you, and anyone else that fancy’s themselves some sort of internet pshchologist. Now go narcissize your head out of your ass.
“Please do not respond to anything I post in the future and we can co-exist in peace. ”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Assclown.
LOL at `ugly cry`
Everyone has a moment of weakness dear, its only a problem if you always have those moments. My silly name calling was directed at a fraud, you seem to name call just about every poster and every Bitch that was posted. Notice the difference dear? Nowhere did I ever consider myself a psychologist, even though I can spell it correctly typo boy. But I’m more of a realist that can control his own life, but once again, in your words, that makes me stupid to believe it.
pshchologist- Does that put an end to your/you’re arguments? I also spell argument with one E for a reason, thats not a typo either dear Harper.
Steve,”pshchologist”did you mean to write “psychologist”?
That’s hilarious!Steve the psychologist.eheheh…No offense Steve,you do seem like a smart guy but…
To the OB – huh?
Lol. Fraud. Lol. What about GDM? The point you keep bringing up is all of everyones posts are here as evidence. So are yours, you assclown!!!! I don’t pretend to have a nice persona here, never did. I’m a self proclaimed asshole. Sift through my many posts and you will find I have proclaimed that on more than one occasion. You can pretend to be all cute and shit but, really you’re an asshole too. Difference being, I’m comfortable with my assholery.
You’re a fraud. You came here pretending to be different people, posting under different names to stir the pot. So I guess I can treat you and your many personas any way I please. Right Sonic? You’re nothing but a fraud, and now you’re a hypocrite too.
Psychologist was clearly a typo. Argument, was more than likely a spelling misktake, I didn’t really pay much attention to the spellind, now I stand corrected. Thanks!!. The difference being, I will not make that mistake again, but you continue to use your/you’re incorrectly.
I thought you were, *yawn*, tired of me. Yet you keep posting, and answering me directly. Keep on being a joke, you wear it well!!!
I love you Harper. Nukka had to stir the pot, you were used and I got a good mark from it. Get over it, you actually thought Nukka was real, thats the joke. And did you know that some people use the American spelling for a reason? But your right, everyone else is stupid when they make a typo, except for, driveway boy.
You spelt “spellind”? Typo? No way, not Harper. You also spelt “argument” my way on several threads. Once again, typo? Yup………….
Sonic Fuckstick, every persona (with the exception being those who post under their given names) are not “real”, you fucking toolbox. They are all made up, just like mine as well as your newest persona, “Sonic Tooth”. You’re a joke, fraud, and an ass!!
And for the record, peruse your bus bitch and read my comments again. You will find I made some very specific references to the drug trade in Sprytown, and you responded like you had no knowledge of what I was talking about. Thus an end to my comments. I believe there were three, but do correct me if I’m wrong. In my younger years I spent a lot of time doing drugs, many different drugs and a lot of them. You didn’t fool me, and again I have your number. Now back to “creative writing class”, or grade 10 english, and work on your ebonics.
Ricky is that you ?
It can’t be Bubbles …he’d have made at least one reference to kitties .
Julian’s mixing another drink …so I figure its gotta be Ricky !
(think you should have signed it “The Trailer Park Bitch” .)
“SPELT”…. Nice one assclown.
Mr Harper, for those that are keen I had this profile linked to my Facebook profile with a picture (my picture) for about a month last year when I signed up. Based on my limited online experiences I realized shortly thereafter that a lot of crazy people like the internet so I adopted a screen name and generic pictures. Sonic Tooth has been my screen name ever since, sure I changed it slightly from time to time, but a lot of people do that on here, so its not my newest persona. The newest would have been Nukka. Seeing as how you mentioned Grade 10, I would love to see you in a debate club, “your all fucksticks and I’m smarter you ASSES”. And my creative writing class is only one night a week, I never claimed I was prestigious in any way. I just used this site for different reasons then you, now I’m addicted, like you. With that said, we have moved past that project, hence me being me now. Unless you saved the original Bus Bitch as I did, it cannot be perused as the Coast took down almost half of the comments. I also couldn’t specifically address every poster on that thread as I had a lot of Nukka hate all around to fight. Now if we’re all made up, then why give me a hard time about it at 8:58 am today? Actually if we’re all made up then you’d be talking to yourself, good logic there. In closing dear, if you ever post another made up law I will not confront you, you have been up my ass ever since and comment shortly after me in every thread I take an interest in. Give it up Harpie-Poo.
Two more questions Harper dear;
What are you wearing?
Will you sign my underwear?
Screaming Fields of Sonic Love
Triple masturbatory output Harper dear. This a quote from you that started this argument;
“Are you really that stupid to think that you are actually in “complete control” of your life, Sonic?”
If you don’t believe you control your life, then why do you bother waking up man? Are you happy being a puppet? Maybe your the housewife of an abusive husband and this mentality has been beat into you? Why bother breathing if you’ve given up on your life?
Spelt- a verb- a simple past tense and past participle of spell. Who’s the ass clown now word boy. Ass clown is also two words, not one dear.
Oh no, boy are my cheeks red. I didn’t realize I was addressing the debate club president!!!! Fuck off, this isn’t a debate. If you don’t like what I write, then take some of your own advice and don’t respond.
I’m wearing your dads bathrobe.
I only sign tits.
Spelt is Americn slang. It’s “spelled”, assclown. Spelt is actually an ancient grain used in baking, for people with a gluten intollerance.
My father gave me his old bathrobe, I still wear it liar. The debate club remark was directed at your immature insult replies. It didn’t work in school and now you’ve grown up to think it works in adulthood. Now did you look up “spelt”, I firmly believe you deserve your own ass clown remark. I was on the debate team for two years for two credits in high school, I wasn’t the president nor did I even hint towards that. Just like when I mentioned my writing class you had assumed I was the teacher. I love you Harper, you make me laugh.
Oops. Meant to delete that comment. You are right about spelt. assclown is all one word though.
See, you get away with a simple oops. Everyone else is stupid, a fuck stick (which is also two words, not one), an ass or an ass clown. Intolerance has only one L, you used two. Your spelling of American was also wrong. See what I mean, typo’s are weak fuel for a fire. And once again, maybe there’s a good reason for my alternate spelling of Canadian/British English. Think hard about it dear. In closing, you have said I have been right about several things, why do you continue calling me uneducated names?
I am in control of the aspects of my life that I can control, but I am not arrogant enough to think I am in “complete” control. I am in control of my reaction to what life sends my way but, I am not in control of the upredictability factor that life tends to have. I don’t know how I can explain this any more clearly. If you don’t get it, you don’t get it. I feel sorry for the disappointment you will feel when things don’t follow your set plan.
Harper, maybe my original post could have been worded a bit better. But maybe your posts could be worded better as well. On the other hand my second post about bitching and crying isn’t going to change anything should have cleared things up. That is my stance. There are many things beyond my control, like a supervisors mood, but if I don’t like him/her I can change that and get another job. I think we both get it, but we express ourselves differently. While some have a positive approach, others have a negative way of doing things, the end goal can still be the same. I’ve had horrible things happen in life, as I’m sure we all have, but that doesn’t mean I can’t improve the situation if I try.
The entire point of the OB’s post was that he was taking control of his life and doing what what needs to be done. But due to circumstances not under his control, life has a way of biting him in the ass. The simple irony is that you sarcastically made fun of the OB for actually following your control mantra, and due to variables outside his control, wasn’t able to produce his desired results. I agree with the OB, sometimes no matter what you do, things just don’t go your way. That’s not negativity, that’s reality. Being in control doesn’t necessarily mean you get your way, every time. To suggest that it is, is arrogant and infantile.
jesus christ… you wankers.
If anyone’s always negative.. it’s me.
You two wouldn’t stand a chance at my pity party.
zZz has won, I’m also tired. Maybe we’ll continue our dislike of each other on another thread?
P.S. I still clicked like on it all, I’m that nice of a guy.
Smoke another doobie.
What the hells a doobie, is that a ’70’s thing? Is it shitty outdoor stuff thats from your garden?
I clicked dislike on every comment in this thread …even my own ~;) just cause i can.
Pfft op you’re inefficient. I could have summed this up in a sentence. “dear life. Why can’t i have what i want all the fucking time?”
I’m guessing you’re somewhere between 22-25. I call these the years in which you get your fucking reality check. The good news is that you will soon have a WONDERFUL relationship with your parents when you realize they aren’t the most unfair thing you’ll ever have to deal with.