I saw you walking ahead of me with a dog happily trailing behind you on the Common on Friday afternoon. Your dog then popped a squat, you took a quick look then kept walking. You inconsiderate bitch. Some poor person’s gonna step in your dog’s massive pile of shit because you were too impatient to wait for your dog to finish. You should keep your dog on a leash too, but of course then you’d be forced to wait while your dog did the deed. God forbid you dirty your hands by cleaning up after the pet you picked to take care of. —Scared Of Dogs
This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2013.


Luckily at this point it is as a solid as a rock until spring, haha 🙂
Fuck I hate irresponsible pet owners…..
You should have called her on it…..right there and then.
Yes Dartmouthy , that’s a good point … then there’s the odour of spring when hundreds of dog piles all thaw at the same time ~;p
The Captain would have tackled her to the ground and rubbed her nose in it.
Days like today, you’d only need to wait a minute or so and it’d be a good projectile…
the weapon of choice for a certain crime syndicate.
http://thechronicleherald.ca/novascotia/46…
good grief, and here i thought it was only men who refused to pick up. what a cow. (her) what a dunce (moi)
but really, i think this was a time to give a shout out. ‘hey there…poop on the ground!’
It’s illegal for a dog to be on the Common, period. This is one law I wish they would start enforcing.
I’m with NL’s. As much as I love dogs, there are designated places for them. Same thing with beaches. Sure take your dog to the beach. But I have to walk along with my head down to avoid sandy canine fecal logs.
There’s a perfect job for welfare cases, picking up shit at the park. They should be at every park, scattered like outfielders, bags on hands, ready to pounce before the shit hits the ground. Bout time they started giving something back to the society they are raping.
I stepped in what I think was a person’s shit one time in Central Park… It could be worse OB.
Between the chalk outlines, the used syringes and the heaps of human ordure – a traipse through Central Park would be like a post-apocalyptic game of hopscotch, methinks.
Yeah obviously some people and their pets are above the law. Doncha know?
Cat owners are the worst. They don’t give a shit if fluffy digs up your perennials to take a crap
It’s better than scooping it up into a plastic bag and hanging it off a tree. That’s what they do in my hood.