You blew it. You idiot. I am the most liberal, understanding open minded person you have ever met. I told you I was open to all and everything. Anything. I had to put my trust in you situationally and you ensured me I could. This of course was to be of great benefit to you. I was the one taking the monumental risk. I am such a dumbass. Instead of being an adult, you chose the chicken route. Sadly I thought you may have been something close to what you claimed you were. You embellished, exaggerated, don’t we all? Yet when given the open and accessible invitation to show me the value you claim I have, to be honest about such a small thing. You chose to be a self serving idiot and lie. I could have opened a million doors, the potential growth was infinite. You sadly, clearly are not ready for such endeavors.
What you have lost! And the lack of respect you have for yourself is alarming!! So very very sad. And quite the show you put on!
In that moment you decided to treat me like a fool instead of respectfully telling me a harmless truth, you blew it. You threw it all away. Perhaps that was your intention, as you clearly do not have the capacity to be honest with yourself let alone the others. You are such a selfish single-minded dolt.
You could have had it all. All. There is nothing you would ever been uncertain about again in terms of support et al.
But ya blew it.
Fuck I wasted a lot of time on you. Making sure you had all you needed.
More valuable lessons learned. So I thank you for that. Good luck to you.
Good luck to the others .
Oh, and in that I am not a vindictive evil person like those you’ve clearly dealt with in the past, I of course will keep my word; your secrets are safe with me.
I told you I could tolerate everything and anything but lies. That was my ONLY RULE, so thanks for another way-too-soon life lesson.
Fuck I’m stupid, and mayhap you are just a Machiavellian genius and this is what you essentially wanted all along.
Doubt it. —Poke Me With a Fork I’m Done
This article appears in Jan 10-16, 2013.
Jesus….that must of been some breakup….!!
OP I know all too well how you must feel,to have someone look you in the eyes and lie.It hurts,it really does.
I just love self-righteous twits like you, OP, with your inflexible rule: ‘NO LIES’ – get over your self, buddy, people lie – I’m not saying it’s right but I am saying it’s human nature. Sounds like this person didn’t want a confrontation so took the easy way out. From the tone of your post, I think I would have too. Get the iron rod out of your arsehole – your demand is as fucking rigid as a Jersey Boy’s dick.
And TTFN some people go in thinking “he’s gonna lie he’s gonna lie he’s gonna ie”, and the second something doesn’t go right it’s all “IKNEWITTHEYAREALLLIARS!!!”.
If they are all liars/bad guys, then why date at all? Go get your cat lady starter kit and withdraw from society, secure with your knowledge everyone in the world is a scumbag but you.
PisP
p.s. miss ya TTFN
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I could have opened a million doors, the potential growth was infinite.
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Your *back door*?!?
That some potential growth, allright!
PisP
I miss you and your sweet, sweet neck, buddy – hope I sees ya at the next Summit. I’ll bring you a baked treat.
EVERYONE lies all the fucking time.Some care about the feelings of others so they try not to lie…SOME CARE.
Sorry, Boru. This may have been your percieved experience, but it’s not that way for everyone.
TTFN- is my “sweet neck” code for something?
“Baked goods”- yes. PLEASE.
PisP <3
And Boru: I had someone lie to me. The whole relationship was based on one big lie from the beginning. Instead of “ruining me” for all others and making me a bitter prick, it made it easier to get over the heart break to leave me open to getting someone as wonderful and amazing as the current gf. If I was bitter and suspicious, gf *never* would have gone into this with me. Unless you’re open to the experience, it’s not going to happen.
PisP
so, op. you were trying to buy someone and it didn’t work out.
shame, that. you sound like a controlling freak.
idont have no heartbreak nomore- mywoggers is the best no onecan judge us but thelord on sunday- op you cancall me old gary willmake you feel better
Boys will be boys ….. and these two boys are out there without each other …. poor lads!
Life Blows-
I was wrong. You are a great person, and I fully support your efforts to marry your 1st cousin, Woggie.
Mazel tov!
PisP
I didn’t write the post.
ONE person showed up for 22Minutes lastnight.ONE.
I thank you Hugo and Orgasmatron for your apologies.
I am hurt I was stood up by 14 people.Out of 14, TWO of those who were invited offered up apologies.
http://personality-testing.info/tests/MACH…
i emailed you boru, and told you i couldn’t come. perhaps you are setting the bar too high, don’t lose hope
In case that was for me, I never thought/said this post was written by you, Boru. I was addressing your saying everyone lies. It’s just not true.
Why don’t you personally contact the 14 people and ask them what the fuck? You may get answers, if that’s what you want?
PisP
could never resist a quiz. fun. no, i will not reveal my score unless there is some advantage in it. hahahaha
thanks dartmouthy!
And I don’t think I ever said I could go, so I sincerely hope you weren’t waiting for me.
Paul
Haha Molly!! I went for the more thorough Dark Triad personality Test
http://personality-testing.info/tests/DT.p…
Narcissism: 2.4; 51.9th percentile
Machiavellianism: 1.8; 26th percentile
Psychopathy:1; 15.2th percentile
Stats are no fun really without a valid basis for comparison 🙂
Painy No I’m sorry I didn’t mean to add you.I do remember your email.
I’m not setting the bar too high.
I think someone told me Ivan wouldn’t be there and SheSANG told me she wouldn’t be there.
Oh yea,I did get an apology email from PK.
Paul, I don’t have everyone’s email add.
Your one who I was told was going. ??
Biscuit showed up.
Thank you Biscuit.
I feel hurt.
I never told anyone I was going. I was added to conversations on Fbook, which I left because I wasn’t involved. But I was never asked to go as an individual, so I didn’t “opt out”. Did you get “Yes I will be going” from 14 people, who then never showed up, or was it all expecting people to go because they never said “I will not be going”.
PisP
On Jan 8 PK inboxed me a list of names.Paul you were on the top of that list.
That’s great. I was never individually asked about going to this thing, nor did I ever tell anyone that I wanted to go. I “left the conversation” on Facebook that was talking about this because I wasn’t involved in it in any way, and had no interest in doing it.
I still was never asked if I was going, so to hold a grudge because I never went is a little silly. I’m not responsible for my name being on a “list”.
If you’re pissed off at me for this, or are thinking “See, noone tells the truth” because of this, you’re doing it to yourself.
I had NOTHING to do with these plans to go to the taping, and removed myself from the conversation online regarding it.
Did you write to people on this list to see if they were going, or did you just take the list and expect 14 people to show up without confirmation? It sounds like you assumed a lot, and are pissed off at people for something they aren’t at fault for.
If you’re waiting for apologies from 14 people(including me), you’ll probably have to wait because these people had no idea you were expecting them to.
Did you confirm these people?
PisP
Paul My comments on this post and my voicing my hurt feelings about being stood up have NOTHING to to with one another.
I have legit. reasons to feel the way I do about people lying.
I asked PK to ask everyone because she has the email addresses of the Bitchers.I assumed since if you were on the list, (along with some other Bitchers) you had been asked.
Your comment on this post was “everyone lies”, as you have said before.
Then you mentioned the taping, soliciting apologies from the people you think stood you up.
They’re tied together. I know you *think* this is a personal attack, because you’ve programmed yourself to think everyone is out to hurt you, but it’s entirely possible that you’re choosing to be hurt, and to believe that “everyone lies”.
I pointed out that going into everything with the attitude of “everyone lies” sets you up for disappointment.
And I’m telling you that I wasn’t asked to go to this thing, so it’s entirely possible the other 13 people weren’t either, but you’re already making your mind up that we all played a mean joke on you, to hurt you.
It sounds like noone was asked, yet you’re choosing to be hurt before you find out if you were actually “stood up”.
Unless people were actually asked, you’re choosing to be hurt for nothing.
I don’t even know 14 Bitches from the board.
You will find people don’t apologize for things they didn’t do.
PisP
dm…78 78 62. i should be incarcerated. it told me i should be cautious about revealing the results. was that just for me? or should i take the paranoia quiz too? hahahaha
You’re just fine by me GDM 😀
Sometimes a sweet neck is just a sweet neck, Wheelie – and yours smells soooo sweet. That’s potent whore lure, my friend.
I do apologize, Boru, but life happens. With my schedule, I can’t predict one moment from the next. I do think, however, you are being overly sensitive about this. Maybe it’s just me – I would have shrugged, said, well, what the fuck, went in and enjoyed the show. Over and done. Life is too fucking short to get pissed off about such stuff.
I asked PK to email everyone she had email addresses for to invite them.Again,if your name was on the list PK inboxed me. I was to assume PK did ask you to go. I’m no FN genus but I’m not brain dead….I am not a bad guy for making that assumption.
Everyone does lie.But to what extend?
Whether a stranger to me, tells BIG lies or LITTLE WHITE lies , has nothing to do with how FUCKED UP I may be.
TTFN Thanks.
I may be too sensitive about this,I don’t think I am, though..It still hurts that not many emailed me beforehand to say they couldn’t make.
At the first summit I attended; over the summer.I told Ivan, I would get tickets.I did.Live and learn.
Most people have an overloaded hard drive on the end of their necks, Boru, myself included – if I’ve learned one thing in almost 59 years, it’s to cut people some slack. You need to turn down the intensity of your heat on this issue. You’ll hurt yourself, kid.
sounds like thomas purcell got found out for what he is, a piece of shit.
boru, you always had my mail, how come you never asked me? whether i would go or not, is another thing, but no, you never even thought to ask the old suckers. hmmmph, i feel all sad and dejected now, really.
and that sounds awful familiar there boru. but i won’t rehash that shit anymore. watch your back lady.
my woggers never gotinvited either- butwe watch everything from, the shadows,- wewould, havesaid no my woggers andme
and anotherthing,- my woggers was, upset now oldgary make her feel, all better- noone cat get tous- were forever like, church on sunday
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am not a bad guy for making that assumption.
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Noone said you are a “bad guy”.
Are you able to see you said that about yourself, then argued with it as if one of us said it?
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Everyone does lie.But to what extend?
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Don’t know, and don’t care.
I am an optimist. I don’t automatically jump to the absolute worst possibility when things happen. I cut myself a little slack, and move past it.
You’re obviously obsessed with the possibility that people are constantly lying to you. That’s YOU doing that, not the PEOPLE.
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Whether a stranger to me, tells BIG lies or LITTLE WHITE lies , has nothing to do with how FUCKED UP I may be.
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Again, you are describing yourself. Noone is saying you’re fucked up or whatever you tell yourself you are.
Why the hell is this an argument?
There was a misunderstanding, and you need to move on.
Or choose to dwell in the Shadowland of Lies and Liars.
It LITERALLY is your choice.
I have my own problems without worrying about yours, so I’m considering this closed, on my part.
Have fun!
PisP
and, now im done and gone- with, mywoggers
and, now I back to myshadows-to watch, all of youthat wrongme- and my, woggers
“And I’m telling you that I wasn’t asked to go to this thing, so it’s entirely possible the other 13 people weren’t…”
Uhhh I hope I wasn’t on that list either : /
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but i won’t rehash that shit anymore
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And here is Gary, fulfilling my prediction.
When are you actually going to leave? In your sookie email you sent me you tell me how you wish me well, and how you have better things to do etc.
Just another lie, huh Gary?
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boru, you always had my mail, how come you never asked me?
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The Creeper strikes again!
And dejected again.
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whether i would go or not, is another thing,
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lols
You wouldn’t. You’ve said “fuck you guys” already, Gary.
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but no, you never even thought to ask the old suckers.
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She thinks you’re a creepy old fuck too, Gary. And she would have to deal with you, a proven liar hitting on her all night.
Ewwwwwwww.
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hmmmph, i feel all sad and dejected now, really.
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I thought you didn’t care?
Wow! You’ve really gotten inside our heads, Gary!
PisP
How can a bitch be so long but have so few details? You took you 2,000 words to say somebody let you down without revealing any facts.
Took that test Dartmouthy ended up 31.9, 10.7 and 5.2 guess I don’t have much of a dark side. I’d make a lousy Sith.
Hey Life Blows-
Wanna meet for a beer later?
PisP
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Uhhh I hope I wasn’t on that list either : /
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Donk- she was given a list of names with no contact info. Your name was probably on it.
PisP
mywoggers dontlike, me to drink nomore- and my woggers and have plns, for later- istill collectempties inmy shopping cart-woggers and menow, were going tonight andeat alot- ipainted, my cartgold now- woggers thinks its the best- butmy woggers, is the best
and noone, mention me ormy woggers, again- were inthe shadows of life, so happynow- woggers and me
“I asked PK to email everyone she had email addresses for to invite them.Again,if your name was on the list PK inboxed me. I was to assume PK did ask you to go.”
I passed along the details and said they need to confirm with you. I stated I WAS NOT organizing this, and for them to contact you. I was in NO WAY responsible for confirmations or invitations, though I did pass the confirmations along that I got. I was in NO WAY responsible for invitations, either. It was your event, Boru. I would’ve been happy to provide contacts to you. I sent out information as a favour. Way to get crapped on for doing someone a favour.
“On Jan 8 PK inboxed me a list of names.Paul you were on the top of that list.”
You sent me a list of screen names, I provided real names. I wasn’t responsible for confirmations and assumed these people had confirmed with you. Where did you get the list of screen names? I certainly didn’t give it to you. That was on you. The only people I told you had confirmed was zed and Rosie and Biscuit. Zed and Rosie are notorious for flaking (sorry, but it’s true). Don’t expect an apology from either. (sorry, but it’s the truth).
I really appreciate your efforts, Boru, and I think it was really nice for you to get those tickets, HOWEVER, you volunteered me to help out. I was happy to help out, but I was in no way organizing this event. So please don’t put any of this on me. I’m hurt that I happily helped and am now seemingly getting shit on for it.
Therefore, given this and the fact that I invite people to the summits and they don’t RSVP or come and I stop inviting them and then they shit on me, the fact that randoms are constantly coming on here shitting on me about the summits, and the fact that I’m tired of being called a piece of shit, I’ve decided to hand the reins of the summit planning to someone else. I’m sick and tired of being disrespected when I don’t even ask for a thank-you. I demand more respect than that and I’m tired of being treated like a bag of shit.
I’ll always invite my bitch pals to hang out, but as far as official summits, I’m going to have to step down. I’ve met some wonderful friends on here, and I know you’ve all appreciated my efforts and I was more than happy to plan get togethers for the past two years.
Whomever wants to take responsibility for the summit planning can email me at prettykittylady@gmail.com, and I’ll be happy to hand over the contacts.
~PK
maybe i should stick to the ‘do you prefer neutrals or brights in your decor’ quizzes.
gad donk, i guess this is why i shouldn’t associate with humans.
This is not us attacking you, Boru. So let’s keep this friendly.
It was a misunderstanding, cool?
PisP
think what you wanna think paul. doesn’t faze me in the least anymore. just stated something to someone, that had not thing one, to do with you, or me being here or where ever. but read it as you may dude.
as a matter of fact, i have spent too much energy and effort on retorts, and replies. this is the last one to anything here. yep, i will not sit back, and watch you all destruct and take boru to the ground. and i believe that she can answer questions for herself. i was only joking about being asked anyway. way to take things at a glance people.
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Uhhh I hope I wasn’t on that list either : /
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Donk- she was given a list of names with no contact info. Your name was probably on it.
PisP”
No, donk’s name wasn’t on it. Boru gave me a list of screen names (and names such as ‘the guy with the fedora’ and ‘that young guy’ and ‘kelly’). I have no idea where they came from. I simply gave her real names for the list she gave me. I also sent her the contact info when I included her in passing on the info to the people she listed.
I feel really bad it didn’t work out for Boru, but I’m insulted as FUCK that the suggestion has been made that I gave anyone a list of confirmations. I SIMPLY GAVE REAL NAMES TO A LIST THAT WAS PROVIDED TO ME THAT I DIDN’T CONSTRUCT. This wasn’t my event, and as I stated, I was volunteered to help. I did so happily, but my GOD, how rude is it to shit on someone willing to help. That’s why I’m done with organizing any more summits.
And hay, everyone on Boru’s list WAS contacted and told details. I certainly agree that it would’ve been nice if some acknowledged the invite. If you didn’t want to, or couldn’t go, it’s pretty easy to press ‘reply’ and say ‘no thanks.’ Please note that I did get quite a few ‘I can’t make it’ from quite a few, which I passed on. But as with summit planning, people ignore invites all the time. That doesn’t bother me as much as getting dumped on when i stop inviting people who don’t show up nor RSVP ever.
Yeah PK I didn’t think I’d be since I never expressed interest or met Boru but thought I’d better “ask” considering the “list of names” thing.
GDM – It’s probably just the day affecting your results. Orrrr maybe not lol
Holy shit. I can’t believe I read this whole thread. I feel like there should be a prize or a boss fight at the end. So many unanswered questions. I’m gonna go do that test now.
Paul I am not “obsessed” that people are lying to me and I never considered this an “argument”. I was simply stating personally it wasn’t me who invited everyone on the list.I did however ask PK to invite everyone for me.PK did nothing wrong…All just one big clusterfuck.
Donk Unfortunately no you where not on that list.I can spank you, if your that disappointed though.
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this is the last one to anything here.
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You need a new act.
>Yawn< Til next time you come back, while never coming back. Or whatever.
Just go fuck yoursef. That’ll take care of all contingencies.
PisP
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think what you wanna think paul.
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I think you’re a pathological liar. And a big sookiebaby.
PisP
Thanks for that, Boru. I got a lot of shit from Biscuit today about it, which was quite upsetting, so I’m kind of feeling beat up tonight.
I think your efforts were very nice, and I’m sorry it turned out like it did. I really do appreciate you reserving the tickets for us. I know how disappointing it is for things to turn out like they did. Don’t take it personally, though. You’ll drive yourself nuts if you do.
What does bother me is Zed and Rosie flaking. Rosie doesn’t even post on here anymore and wasn’t invited, but asked, and Boru was nice enough to say ok to someone she hasn’t ever met. Not showing up and not sending regrets is just rude. And zed’s obvious lack of decorum in committing to attending (summits and the taping alike) and just getting drunk or whatever and just being a no-show is also rude. Both situations are SO inconsiderate.
In any event, I was disappointed about not being able to go. I’ve had a migraine in varying intensities since I was sick in December. My mom had taken the day off and we had the whole day planned.
My rule of thumb is always this: if you don’t hear back from them, assume they’re not coming. And then assume 30% of the people who do confirm won’t show up. That way you’re never disappointed.
know what paul? youre right. i’m a liar. i admit it. i also admit wogdog is a figment of my imaginationI made her up because I just want to be loved. i try to go into the shadows and fade to blackbut i just can’t because i really do care about this place. i want to be invitedTo anothersum mit so badly. i wish i wasn’t sucha sad old man. i also wishI had teeth.
Paul I didn’t think anyone was attacking me until I just read PK’s comment.
PK I take offense with you insinuating I’m rude.I did not anywhere in this thread attack you in anyway.I stated, I asked you to invite everyone because I knew you had their email addresses,that’s it.I did not state anything implied or otherwise mean spirited about you.Obviously, I made the mistake of thinking the list of people was a confirmed list.I did already know of some who couldn’t make it.I am sorry for everything.
I’m a big girl I’ll carry the blame for PK not arranging anymore summits.If I knew the trouble all of this would cause I wouldn’t have bothered with any tickets.
Thank you but, no Boru, that won’t be necessary.
Well I apologize if I misread your intentions, Boru, but I really did think you were trying to put this on me.
I’m not giving up summit planning because of you AT ALL. Far from it. You can thank assfucks like Life Sucks and other outsiders who come here, who are perfectly welcome to join us, but choose to mock and shit on me instead because of my efforts. I’ve spent far too much time being disrespected by those assholes, and I’m tired of it.
I don’t think you’re rude at all, Boru. I think you take things wayyy too much to heart, and I also think it was very considerate of you to try and do something nice for us. I just felt hurt that my help was being misconstrued into being responsible for people not showing. Biscuit certainly made that clear (that it was my fault), earlier today. Repeatedly.
But like I said — it wouldn’t’ve been too hard for the ones who didn’t reply and say “you can’t make it.” Especially Zed and Rosie who both have mobile phones that can respond to FB messages.
BTW: I’ll always include you in planning non summit stuff, for what it’s worth.
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think what you wanna think paul. doesn’t faze me in the least anymore.
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You’ve said “from now on I don’t care” an uncountable number of times. Nobody cares.
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as a matter of fact, i have spent too much energy and effort on retorts, and replies. this is the last one to anything here.
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Said this line an uncountable number of times too.
>Yawns< —–
yep, i will not sit back, and watch you all destruct and take boru to the ground.
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She won’t sleep with you. give it up.
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and i believe that she can answer questions for herself.
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Then why are you here defending her while we “take her to the ground?
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i was only joking about being asked anyway
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Oh, of course you were.
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know what paul
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Whatevs, Gary.
Don’t care.
Tell the truth for once and go to the shadows or whatever it is you call your trailer.
PisP
That’s awesome, I was trolled by “Life Sucks.” !
Brilliant, young Troller!
🙂
PisP
PK Yes I can be overly sensitive.No non of this is your fault.As for those who for whatever reason didn’t’/wouldn’t/couldn’t email me or post a message to me via Bitch your loss.PK I am sorry for any troubles I caused you.I guess I let stress get the better of me today and you guy’s wore it.For that, I do sincerely apologize.
Donk Don’t worry I wasn’t in anywayshapeorform coming on to you.Just trying to lighten up the atmosphere.
I don’t blame you for being pissed off, Boru. I’d be hurt and pissed off too.
But, at least you had a good time?
have fun using my name fuckhead. but you have to add a period or something after it, see, that’s how you know a fucking douchebag is at work. i have nothing after my tag, and anyone that knows me, knows i don’t talk like a dumb fuck that you seem to be. but have your fun. you only make me and others laugh at your imitations.
Stop, pretending tobe,me,you fuckhead! i’m the real lifesucks, got it? Hey boru b aby, you would have, had a much better, time riding my huge dong i haveto, say. i’m here and waiting, baby. maybe if we get together, i can get a summitinvite.
Wait – I’ve seen this in cartoons. You guys stand next to eachother and we’ll ask questions that only the real life sucks would know the answer to. The first one to slip up is the imposter. …OR…IS…IT?
i’m fading toblack now in the shadows ploopy so no, can, do. i’m done withthis place for good. everytime i come back i, try to get a summitinvite but it never, works. so i’m done with this shithole forever. and by forever i mean tomorrow,
well now, there it is. try to be nice to people and what do you get? well guess what, kill yourselves for all i care, fuck you all. cut each others throats. don’t come crying to me when the big bad bitchers attack you again.
you deserve each other and i hope to the flying speghetti monster in the sky, that you all recieve exactly what you give. i’m fed up with the lot of you fucking dopey assholes and hope your days are full of shit, just as your mouths and what little brains you have are.
never again, will i try to help you fucking freaks in any way. shove this site up your ass. and if i can, i will get it shut the fuck down, somehow. bet on it.
stop trying, to pretend to be the one andonly suckster, you fuckhead. all i wantis a summit invitation. its not like its my fault iwas a huge prick to paul. nothingis my, fault. itwas all, joking. because that’s what it is, when you insult a disabled person. i don’tknow why everyone hates me. i just want, your approval and a summit invite. i’ll even bring #1 woggers. because my righthand is, attached to my arm. if youwant, i’ll glue some chickletsto my gums so youwon’t have to look at my gummy gummers. pleasecan i come to, a summit? please?
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
How’s the identity theft “investigation” going, Blow Me? Is that another figment of your imagination? Thought so, assclown.
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never again, will i try to help you fucking freaks in any way. shove this site up your ass. and if i can, i will get it shut the fuck down, somehow. bet on it.
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And he says it again.
How will we miss you if you don’t go away?
PisP
What list was that?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
“I’m not giving up summit planning because of you AT ALL. Far from it. You can thank assfucks like Life Sucks and other outsiders who come here, who are perfectly welcome to join us, but choose to mock and shit on me instead because of my efforts. I’ve spent far too much time being disrespected by those assholes, and I’m tired of it. “
People do that because the majority of the time you post comments that make you look like a massive bitch. Also the fact you constantly attention whore and try to play the victim makes people mock you. Stop being such an attention whoring bitch and people will probably appreciate your efforts more.
This website is like online high school. So much attention whoring and unnecessary drama.
Hi PG! Big D told me to say hi.
Godzilla, thats what I was gonna type. But as a “random outsider” I was starting to get the impression that I hadn’t paid enough dues to comment anymore. The standard is belonging to the site for two years or more, no less. But this has gotten far too personal for my immature trolling, I tried to stir the pot but now realize that if I just sit back it stirs itself even better. On to puberty and thinking before I speak, and reading the Idiots guide to grammer. Wish me luck, but I’m not going far.
P.S.- Hi Gary and Woggers!
I would say those results are about right Dartmouthy 😉
hello back to big d, i require a visit from gerome
Your wish is my command, my liege
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Ugh all that verbal diaharrea and I still have no idea what you’re going on about. Blahbedy blah, yes you’re a damn fool. Write the next dear john letter on a piece of scented stationary and then burn it, like a normal person.
Bitch reeks of a person who has an elevated perception of themselves. That’s a shame.
As for the drama here – it must be exhausting for some of you to be running each other down.
More kool aid for you I guess…
PK, who the hell are you to judge?
When she asks if she can get something printed out that’s needed for the night…
to no replies and no response that it’s taken care of…. or any reply to my repeatedly asking if it was even still a go. I assumed she was trying to print off tickets which would be required for entry. Had it not been a go, I’d have wasted an hour and a half of waiting around, along with all the express buses stopping and taking another hour to get home.
Working 2 jobs doesn’t provide me with a lot of time to myself and I’ll be damned if I’m gonna flush an evening of waiting and waiting for nothing.
No-one responded to me until I was already on a bus headed home.
Sad reality.
Perhaps those organizing events be available to respond when questions of the event are asked.
As for it bothering you… go fuck yourself.
Migraines are always a ‘convenient’ excuse.
thanks admiral, the markings are quite similar
And now for something completely different ! ! ! !
Back to the topic of this bitch .
OB … when I seen the title of Yer bitch, I immediately thought …It must be in the wrong place because someones happy they finally got a Blow Job !
YOU BLEW IT YAYAYAYAY finally…..
Then my next thought was , oh wait, they are bitching because perhaps someone ‘failed’ ( meaning no blow job) & this was a bitch about that .
But after reading the bitch OB …W T F ?
Could you please give us (or at least me) the readers digest version of yer bitch see if it can be condensed to 200 words or less & put a bit of info in there .
Thanks in advance .
shoot, i thought you were going to give us some insight into the word jumble
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlhcyWLORes
thanks d’mouth love the cash man
I thought this discussion could use the perspective of an old dead guy 😉
george carlin is an oft quoted cool dead guy
carp, carlin’s dead?
Zed I did explain on FB exactly what it was I needed printed.I never stated that I had to print off tickets.
Zed,I did message you about 5:20pm yesterday on FB that it was still a go.I left my apartment at 5:25pm.I live in Woodside and still made it in plenty of time.
Yes I was pretty upset yesterday about this clusterfuck.I apologized and I’m done apologizing .That’s it I’m done talking about it.
i grew up with him, from laugh-in and the hippy dippy weatherman then bob newhart, bill cosby, cheech and chong and monty python too. on casette tapes and vinyl
BTW I know I said I wouldn’t comment again about this.
Zed
“Sad reality.
Perhaps those organizing events be available to respond when questions of the event are asked.”
REALLY??I live in Woodside,I had to take a fairy and a 2 buses to get there and still arrived on time.I didn’t have the time to sit in front of my computer all day.I can’t afford a smart phone.If you think I should have one you call my ex to make him up my “Parasite Pay”.
Again,I never said I needed the tickets printed.
For the love of God, shuddup already.
my score was 0.7, 2.2, 10.8
Lou Go to hell. You have nothing to do with this.What are you pissed about?
I’m being shit on so of course I’m going to defend myself.
Bunch of fucking drama queens… Why don’t you all create facebook accounts under your loser names and have a giant whine parade. Then you can all have a group hug and tickle each others taints. FFS!!!
I love you, ShittyD.
PisP
hey! who’s that cutie little pupster? ^^
Shit Steve,who in the hell, pissed in your Cheerio’s? Drama queen! I’m not lying about my true feelings.Sure,I may be overly sensitive about what happened but I can’t pretend it didn’t bother me. If someone shit’s on me while attempting to reflect onto me, any mistake that person may have made in this fiasco, fucking right,I’m going to defend myself.If that pisses you off, too bad.
That would be the new little bundle of joy, Matilda. Or Matty. She’s the wedge, driven between Daddy and Dukie.
She sure is sweet. Dukie must be your other dog or your wife or child’s nickname?
Holy crap :-/
Ok. I just wanted to clarify a few things so we can just forget about this ugly debacle.
Boru, it was very thoughtful for you to think of us and organze the tickets. We all appreciate it. There were a whole bunch of misunderstandings and things didn’t work out. No matter what the reason, it was nice of you to do something thoughtful. I hope you know we appreciate your efforts.
It’s a shame things didn’t work out. No one maliciously stood you up, Boru, so please don’t think any of us did.
I apologized to zed and admitted my assumption that he flaked was very assholish. He very much wanted to go, but wasn’t able to get any confirmation. Once you’re on a bus home, it’s hard to turn around and come back, since it would take over an hour to get from our general area to the CBC building. I also talked to Rosie and she arrived late — as you had mentioned, taping was earlier than you had been initially told.
And hey, at least you and Biscuit got to see the taping and, hopefully, have some laughs.
I hope this is the end of all of this. We all appreciate your thoughtfulness, Boru and you’ve been a welcome addition to our group. Hopefully, we can ALL learn from this and move on.
***********I NEVER THOUGHT ANY OF YOU WERE OUT TO GET ME********************
……A little too proud to say you may have got your wires crossed or wrong in some way,yes. Or how about “Sorry I didn’t make I was too tired”?
Would of worked for me.
…MOST PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM ADMITTING THEY WERE WRONG.especially when they think they’re better than or smarter than…
**That comment had NOTHING to do with this**
Seriously, Boru. It’s time to drop this. We’ve apologized, and explained the situation, and that’s pretty much all we can do. Like I’ve said over and over: we appreciate your efforts, but you choose to say pissed off.
I mean, what do you want from us? The only people who had actually 100% confirmed (all three of us) that didn’t show up have apologized and explained, and you even got apologies from those who never did confirm.
What more do you want?
I felt terrible about all this, but the fact that you won’t take apologies and thank-yous gracefully, and the fact that you keep harping on this when we try to make amends is just starting to make me angry. (I’m not at that point yet, but I’m pretty much over feeling bad).
My last post explained all there is to explain. Take it or leave it, but please, we’ve done all we can to extend our regrets.
The guy with the white truck. You know. The guy that wears a hat when he’s driving his truck.
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***********I NEVER THOUGHT ANY OF YOU WERE OUT TO GET ME********************
……A little too proud to say you may have got your wires crossed or wrong in some way,yes. Or how about “Sorry I didn’t make I was too tired”?
Would of worked for me.
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This has gone on for way too long.
Noone is going to apologize to you (in a manner befitting your persecution delusion) to your satisfaction. And you refusing to LET GO OF THIS is ensuring people are going to start disliking you.
Let. This. Go.
It’s like we bury someone, and you dig them up again just to argue with the corpse.
This only means something to you, Sheila. Noone cares because noone fucked up. There was a misunderstanding that you have made into “14 people treated me badly”.
You are willfully choosing to go through this pain and anguish because you are unable to let go of it.
Every time you say “It’s cool”, then spend days freaked out and thinking about how wronged you were, you are choosing to go there. Noone is making you do it.
Makes me realise how much I pissed everyone off with my trolling Gary.
You need closure that you will NEVER GET from us.
Think about that. Or don’t.
Don’t care, it’s all your choice.
PisP
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…MOST PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM ADMITTING THEY WERE WRONG.especially when they think they’re better than or smarter than…
**That comment had NOTHING to do with this**
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And this doesn’t even make sense.
Let. It. Go.
Boy, am I ever glad I spent Monday conducting a sensitivity training seminar for the Dal Girl’s Hockey Team. >: )
you two take the fucking cake. yeah, this has gone on too long. but it is okay to keep your fucking mouths going on about me. i think you all should just fucking stop your stupid grade 2 antics. i tried to tell her before not to bother with you fucking assholes, and now look, the suckster was right. you fucking people think that you are the best thing that ever happened to anything or anyone, wrongo.
anyone reading these bitches can see who the shit disturbers truly are, you. yeah, go ahead and shoot your fucking mouths off some more, people are getting real sick of your constant nattering andd whining about how you have been dissed and oh my god, put out. big fucking deal. i honestly hope that the coast shuts this fucking site down. and if they do, you two fucking idjuts will be the ones to blame. with all your stupid little handles popping up and yammering about this and that. and remember this, mailing me in 3 or more different names, your i.p. still stays the same, paul. so, give it the fuck up, comment on the bitch, not each other, leave your snide remarks in the shitter, where they belong. i tried to be the big person, and look what i got for it. and there will be more childish shit to come, from out 2 idiots in residence. just fucking let it go, all of it.
I never emailed you back, Gary. You emailed me pissing and moaning that you wanted to be left alone, so why would I email you back?
You’re a joke.
And Sheila told you to not email her too, so your “advice”? Lols
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I tried to be the big person
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Lols
Big pussy is more accurate!
Go make another fake account, toothless fuckhead.
P
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comment on the bitch, not each other, leave your snide remarks in the shitter, where they belong.
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That’s the pot calling the kettle toothless.
(sorry, had to get that in there) 😀
P
I think a little downtime is needed.
Enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGGR-F1XHm8
ok, someone else ‘weird’ has to take dartmouthy’s are-U-a-pyscho test….because my ass is sitting out there all alone in the high scores.
and give that sweet puppy a big raspberry on her belly from me.
Senor I saw that guy in the white truck yesterday, he was wearing a yellow hat.
This USED to be a fun place….
Jesus H. Murphy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOr8ryJUOyQ
ahahahahaha a new one, that clip of cococabana hadn’t seen that bit before.
bless ya
night time! daytime! night time! day time!
One thing about all this off topic shit …. I now understand why Boru’s single ~;p
“allen! Allen! Allen!”
lols
PisP
1.4, 1.9, 2.
That is eerily accurate.
Paul is Paul It’s comments like you just made that blew this out of control.
“persecution delusions”. Where do they sell Cracker Jack boxes with an armchair psychologist degree prize inside?
It was your god damned armchair psychologist opinions and remarks that made me angry, that made me feel I had to defend myself.BTW,you can keep your armed chair psychologist opinions and remarks to yourself. With my lack of good writing skills I guess I am trouble expressing myself as well as I wanted.
I was simply trying to explain and defend myself from your remarks.Instead of taking my explanation and ending it there. You and PK weren’t happy.
BTW I refer to you as Paul on this board because that’s your persona’s name,Paul is Paul.
yeah, okay, play the fucking victems. you and kitty are the worst fucking assholes that i have ever seen. i never said that you mailed me using different names, but hey, looks like your style tho. as to boru, i wrote her yeah, big deal, and tried to warn her many times what you people would be like. now she can see what i meant.
will i go away, no i won’t. why not? because i used to like coming here, but now, with all your inane bullshit, you are driving people away. the “outsiders”, are what made this thing work. if you want your own little clique, then i suggest you stay with your summits.
as to trouble making, you and piggy were the first to start the shit rolling, remember that bubby? i retaliated at you and her in kind, and maybe said a few things thiat i shouldn’t have. but hey, i tried to patch shit up,you wanted to keep it going, and still do. it’s pretty fucking infantile, even for you. i thought you were better than that, but guess i was very wrong. you have a huge fucking chip on your shoulder, that you need to see to.
me, i’m just a badass bitcher. as to boru, she can use her own mouth, don’t need you or piggy to defend or attack her. she made a mistake, we all do, but no, you just can’t let it go, can you?
what are you people, still in fucking grade 2, or 1? i have only this account still going, and will continue to use it, to either comment or not. i am not wasing any more time on you fools. i will comment on a bitch, and that’s it. if this site gets shut down, remember this, you people are at fault for it. i seriously hope it does go down tho, then all the rats will have to go back to the horrid. and you know how that is now.
ok zzz, obviously you are not weird enough in my direction. dammit. where is hannibal lector when i need him?
here’s a joke… a little boy told his teacher that he had found a dead mouse. ‘how do you know he was dead?’ asked the teacher.
‘because i pissed in his ear’ said the little boy.
‘what???’
‘you know, i went PSSST in his ear but he didn’t wake up’
“It’s comments like you just made that blew this out of control.”
Boru… You’ve blown this entire thing out of control since the beginning. You’ve probably misinterpreted a lot of what everyone has been saying as an attack, instead of helpful advice. Nobody needs a psychology degree to see that you’re crazy. So why not accept the diagnosis, and LET IT GO! It’s the juvenile and perpetual drama like this that drives people from these forums (like me!)
Honestly, you’ll never make friends at this rate. And I hate to rain harsh judgement down on people, but you’ve got to calm the fuck down, lady! Like Paul eluded to, you’ve been creating all the harsh environments that you’re suffering through. You believe people think you’re stupid, when they don’t, and you think people are talking about you, when they’re not.
I had a long response typed out and deleted it.
So:
You’re so far from rational about this, I’m not going to try and reason with you.
Please up your meds.
BTW I refer to you as Sheila because I hoped using your real name as opposed to the name of your online persona would break through the layers of whatever the hell is going on in your head.
Enjoy your Solo Pity Party.
PisP
Thank you Captain. Well put.
PisP
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i retaliated at you and her in kind, and maybe said a few things thiat i shouldn’t have.
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I accept your apology.
Please stop emailing me.
PisP
i feel better zed, your scores were close to mine. so who’s the weirdo now^^
Aw, Painey. Stop fighting with Zed.
You’re *both* weirdos.
And I loves you both.
PisP
you leave my BLOWbaby alone, Boru you slut ! i’m the o nly vindaloo sprayin crazy jesuz sayin number one Wogdog ! BLOWbaby come over tonight and se e me okay ?i have a crack that needs f illing and i bought yo ur polidents fr your bridge baby.
numberone wogdog
Oh, my gentle Jesus. You can cut the crazy in here with a butter knife.
PisP
i don’t enjoy multiple choice tests “which answer is the least correct?” all of the above. tho i still remember my times tables up to twelve
We’re surrounded by crazies…
http://whatwouldjackdo.net/images/snooki-l…
Boru, your oversensitivity will do you no favours -you sound like a former friend of mine who I dropped like a flame-broiled turd because every little fucking thing was blown to the proportions of the Goodyear Blimp. Get a grip or you’re just going to alienate people in droves.
Dartmouthy…
1.4, 1.2, 1.3
Dartmouthy, I assume you’re keeping track of everyone’s results and plotting the data on some sort of graph? This is vital information, and proper documentation is key.
Jesus wept! Jersey Shore is the epitome of decorum, class, social interaction and good taste compared to the assinine bullshit going on here lately.
woggers, calm do wn honeyboo- leave thesesad excuses for humanes alone- weregetting itall, shut down to day!- assholes, are all, gonna paynow-from theboys in bl ue, then im evenfind ing IPs of everybody-iknow NASA, satellites and shit, hack,ed them all idid with my woggers- thanks, honey,love yo- im get,ting the 52, in a bit honey- and fuck you all leave, my woggers andme, alone now,its, allgetting shut down-you watch, old gary, knows more then you, think-
stop emailing me, idiots isent, it to the polie- theygot aninvestigation for me- woggers is, even joinging it laterafter,- she gets me a newcan, of goldspray paint formy cart- its her favorite she, looks so, goodwith me- keep it up smartasses, allgonna pay- old gary is toughw ithwoggers, by myside
andpolice wonteven, seemy posts-hacked that, IPs all switched now- none can findme- i am the, shadows- its all shutdown- at, midnight- you watch, none messes with oldgary, or my, woggers-orher church, and bible- saygarce now, yourall, outta time come mid,night-tonight!
shut them down BLOWbby !i just oreordered the s picy vindaloo from curry village for tonight so ill be fueled up a nd ready to baste you in my lovegra vy baby . make sure you tak e your little blue pill !
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yep, and that’s the reason this site should be shut down. assholes like you, that perform no useful anything. what a bunch of fucking idjuts. avast0, don’t blame you for getting pissed and leaving. but hey, i’m not the one doing it. all the phony idiots are the ones ruining things.
but hey, let’s all play a nice game of who the fuck cares about how stupid your posts look or even read. everyone knows that you aren’t the real suckster, or woggie. might as well end your little idiot parade.
….ANYWAY…..
Obviously, I’ve been too open and honest about myself in my previous comments and at summits.I can not defend myself to you people.
I explained myself a number of times.It’s not my problem you people would rather keep it going.Sure, the fact that I am not going to own how some here have accused me of feeling and thinking.If doing so, makes me look crazy, so be it. I can and have admitted wrong doing.I’m not going to admit to feeling a certain way,when I did not.
Some of you should do some self refection.
Done.
Which one of you will not take that as the last word on this?
BTW Senor I thought your comment on the guy in the white truck was a joke.Sorry attempt at being funny.I was trying to change the subject.Failed.
Oh fuck me they won’t shut up. They both protest WAY too much. I wanna see them hook up! Bow chikka wow… (barfs)
By the shining beard of Dennis Cato I swear this to be true.
PisP
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/141/u…
How the hell did this go from criticizing the OB, to each other, to this hour has 22 minutes to someone feeling personally attacked?
And repeat, and repeat. For 150+ comments – repeat.
OB, you sound like a pompous ass and I am not at all surprised you are left to your own devices.
obviously a fiendish plot hatched by the OB to divert attention from his inane offering…
aaa, i remember the big fire of 09 and we’ve had some minor skirmishes along our border
Come on bitch poster! Post new bitches so we don’t have to read this shite anymore! Wahhhh
I would like to take this opportunity to apologize.
Thank you very much.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car – both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to major crossroad. The stop light was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself “I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light.” After a few more minutes, they came to another major junction and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.
At the next junction, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, “Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!”
Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh! Am I driving?”
http://news.yahoo.com/4k-golden-vibrator-s…
geez, if you’re that bored, have a few of these for a laugh
http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/
good one fs, so many jokes. those brazilians http://www.slate.com/articles/life/low_con…
Oh boy. So many words. Too many. Can’t we all just get along? Sigh.
… And by get along I mean quietly ignore eachother …
That SHITTYD comment made me lol for real.
i’m making eggs benny for my mum’s birthday on sunday, with a choice of spinach, smoked salmon or back bacon…or all three
mybaby, likes it, spicy- yourmy little, currygirl woggers- imgonna fuckyou on sunday k,- then some, spicy,- igot enough emties, topay for everything, this time- dont callyour, brother thistime-
thepaints dry, onmy cart,- shiny gold cart f or my, woggers- see you tonight, baby- cantwait toeat,-
ok, i could exert myself to click like on the eggs benny, esp with smoked salmon. happy b-day to your mum!
Buncha British cigarettes….
“im just a badass bitcher”
Really? Was it not you and some figment of your imagination (wigpig) claimed to be “running the board” and it’s “over when we say it is”? Was it also not you who claimed to have called the “authorities” on some members of the bitch community for “identity theft” and “internet bullying when everyone made you look like a complete ass and shut down your dumbass masterplan? Now that’s what I call “badass”. What a fucking joke! !!
woggersand, me donyt need, any of this, or you guys- midinght, andits ov er- because off ass holes, like you-
go tohell- its all stutdown now, assho les
Life Blows, I love you.
Please be gentle with us.
PisP
So I haven’t been on the site for a day. Everything been sorted out? Everyone happy? Good!
I have the sneaking suspicion that the “woggers” that LIFE BLOWS keeps referring to are actually the paint chips he eats off the floor.
Boru
You never invited me so now 15 aren’t apologizing, and i would have went; not to mention you would have found me quite normal. I could have even brought a few people you probably would have gotten along with.
PK
If you can dish it out you can take it. Just because you organize events doesn’t mean you get free reign on insults without people striking back.
It’s similar to when Depeche Mel suggested that when I called Captain a grammar nazi for calling me on frivolous grammar mistakes, that I did so because I thought I had the right being substantially native (I didn’t by the way, but if I did it would be a much valid point. “Grammar nazi” is very commonly used all over the internet to describe low blows. I would have been dishing it out without being able to take it.
We’ve got “telepathy”, “logical” conclusions that attack and are based on hunches. Even better you barrage the blogger with so much of it that they would have to spend hours properly responding to all of it. It’s like how the military breaks people down and builds them back up to be what they want.
WOW
So many double standards. Do you meet frequently for GIRL talk;)
Shit, the girl talk thing might have sounded worse than it actually was. I was suggesting at how girls tend to stick together. Nothing wrong with that it’s just that sometimes people who stick together forget to properly assess the situation since they are constantly looking into the reactions of their friends.
Please continue any girl talk regardless of my opinion. I know you will anyway.
RSVP
: Daniel Abraham (01/18, 6:41AM)
“You never invited me so now 15 aren’t apologizing, and i (sic) would have went…” (sic).
I believe that should be a capitalized “I” and the correct form of the past participle for “go” is, um, “gone.”
As I indicated previously on this thread, even though I wasn’t invited either I am nonetheless apologizing. In fact, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize again.
Thank you for your patience, understanding, consideration, sensitivity and forebearance.
Thank you, thank you once again.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
I would invite you, Montrealman. You’re welcome to come to any Summit you want as well, if you’re home on vacation this year. I know you would rather probably stay “anonymous”, but the offer is there.
By the shining beard of Dennis Cato, I swear this to be true.
PisP
Definitely MM. And be sure to bring some of your more esoteric Nazi era memoriabilia. You know the kind I mean. Deutschernationalsozialismusfreikorperkulturerotikismus . Das Nudge, Der Wink.
Daniel — I understand that organizing summits doesn’t give me free reign to be an asshole. BUT, that doesn’t mean it’s free reign to attack me BECAUSE I organize summits, which is what I’ve gotten. Attack me based on the things you don’t like that I”ve said. I planned summits because it was a nice thing to do and people enjoyed them. It’s awfully shitty when you try to do something nice and you get shit on for it.
If I say something you don’t like, bitch at me for that because when someone tries to do something thoughtful and that’s used as ammo because someone doesn’t like something you’ve said that’s totally unrelated, it doesn’t really make them want to continue doing said thoughtful thing.
Some people around here might not like what I have to say or might not like me, but unfortunately, that’s the way of the world, and I don’t really waste time worrying about it. There are plenty of people around here and in the real world that I don’t prefer. I don’t expect them to give a shit, because I certainly don’t give a shit if someone doesn’t like me or what I have to say — especially some random internet stranger. 🙂
PK
Now that I’ve done a bit more research I can see some of what you mean. You also never know what kind of random people might show up at these things. People who yell at cashiers.
PK – the people who shit on you don’t matter. The people who shit on your for doing things that your friends appreciate greatly, matter even less. The summits have been wonderful under your steady hand and I hope they will continue.
Hope your migraine is better. Here’s Grumpy Cat
http://images.suckmytrend.com/files/2013/0…
All I got from this thread is the fact that I missed out on another opportunity to meet you lovely people….Boooo!
In my defense…I shit on PK because she is the tallest blade of grass on this website in terms of loud unwavering opinions. If she is crazy enough to set up summits for the shit people on this website then everyone who attends should be bringing her cookies and shit. Personally, the only thing I’d set up for this community is a giant pit with spikes and poisonous snakes at the bottom and pray all of you fall into it.
As long as there’s a Tim’s in that pit, I’ll be ok @ Zilla!
Meeting NurseHezz would be cool.
Thanks Biscuit! I’m generally very easy to get along with…Plus, I fix boo-boos 🙂
True Story, Biscuit.
Awww, NurseyNurse! 🙂 You’ll find I’m a very tall, handsome and powerful Black man like a combination of Judge Philip Banks and Huey Newton.
As a dancer, I do a mean ‘Swim’ and ‘Magic Ring of Hercules’.
Oh and I’m soft and comfy like your favourite pair of Hush Puppies 😀
Hey Daniel-
What has been described as “the cool kids in high school” is just a group of strangers who get together once a month-ish. New people are added, and we have to make sure they’re not nut cases(though some of those may have gotten in) or dangerous people.
I would be very happy to break bread with most of the people here. You, Zilla, Hezz, etc included.
PisP
A poisoned Burmese tiger pit….
been a long time since I built one of those.
hlfx Godzilla
“loud and unwavering opinions”
“shit people”
In my opinion you should ditch any car you have and ride a bike. In your case instead of ending up with backseat drivers you’ll have your own permanent backseat ass hair braider.
THE APOLOGY AS SOCIAL ORGASM
: RSVPS
: P is P (01/18, 9:30AM) – Thank you P but, as you say, I prefer to stay “anonymous.”
: Ivan Still Idle (9:49AM) – Thank you Ivan. The “kulturerotikismus” sounds very interesting but prudence must prevail.
I have been thinking about the social status of the apology. What does it mean? What is its function? I have concluded that the apology comes in two distinct forms: (a) the apology given for an offense and (b) the apology given for no offense but given anyway.
(a) The apology given for an offense manifests the qualities required for minimal social cohesion. As the motto over the gates of New College, Oxford reads: “Manners Mayketh Man.” The apology is an integral part of such manners. It is a sort of social cement, binding the offender and the offended in an affectionate embrace. It is the “sine qua non” (that’s Latin for “without which nothing”) of civilized social intercourse. However, it is the second kind of apology, that given for no offense, which requires a more nuanced treatment.
(b) I have concluded that an apology given for no offense to the (un)offended is tantamount to a social orgasm. More than being just a matter of manners, as the sinner emerges from the confessional in a state of unsullied purity, so the apologist who has given no offense offers himself to the (un)offended in a spirit of unadulterated giving, particularly if the (un)offended is a female. He makes himself as a gift. He offers himself to her. He wants to pour himself into his beloved without restraint. He wants to expose himself to her without reservation or hindrance. He wants to lose himself into her being. He wants to embrace her both in her body and her soul. He seeks both physical and metaphysical union with her. He wants to live within her. He wants to engage in an act of mutual social orgasm with her.
I would like to take this opportunity to apologize again. Thank you very much.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Biscuit, how tall is very tall? Soft and comfy sounds nice… I don’t have hush puppies, but I do have soft fuzzy pink slippers 🙂
Paul, I would be happy to break bread with you, as well as some others here. Many of you provide me with endless hours of entertainment, daily. LTWWB has become somewhat of a guilty pleasure 🙂
I’m interested in this thread because I think a lot of you haven’t looked at Boru’s “situation” from enough perspectives.
Pisp
Thanks for admitting me as someone who you would break bread with.
Boru might be coming off as someone who is too easily offended but we can’t gauge that because everyone sees the internet differently. To her she might see this site as an auditorium full of people, so if we criticize, her response thus becomes more defensive(like hitting your brake hard when coming to a red light and the forward momentum causing the driver to move harder onto the brake).
I think she should be cut some slack because of how many of you are making her look with your comments. How she is responding is what I perceive to be someone who might genuinely be saving face given how far the “situation” has found itself. Sure she might have acted too sensitive but many of your responses too this sensitivity has forced her to defend herself and look even more sensitive and so on. Like a trap.
PK
You are basically demanding a certain level of respect given your duties as an organizer. Boru fells that she has failed, or has been unjustly ignored. Let her feel that way without you getting offended yourself.
I’ve given this much thought and will predict that I will stand by it.
Now I’m starting to sound like fucking doctor Phil and I will now drink much faster.
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Dennis Cato said:
—–: P is P (01/18, 9:30AM) – Thank you P but, as you say, I prefer to stay “anonymous.”
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You got it. The offer is there, though. No pressure.
PisP
This thread is a fine example of mob mentality.
Tall like a firm, masculine voice.
@OB Did the single minded dolt give you an incurable STI?Did she fuck your best buddy? Did she steal the change from your bed side table?
Pot meet Kettle.
NurseHezz- “All I got from this thread is the fact I missed out on another opportunity to meet you lovely people” And possibly Nurse Hezz to meet some batshit crazies as well ~;)
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Lets see how many dislikes this gets me ~:)
Probably have to take off my socks to count them all ~
No dislikes from me. I make it my business to be batshit crazy
it’s in the rule book
NurseHezz
“”All I got from this thread is the fact I missed out on another opportunity to meet you lovely people” And possibly Nurse Hezz to meet some batshit crazies as well” ~;)
You said”crazies”(plural).
The fact that I am open and honest about my depression doesn’t exactly mean everyone who has had anything negative to say about my “sanity”or “insanity” is perfect.
In the past I have read Blow me write derogatory remarks about PisP being a “cripple” and other(I admit to being) some very rude remarks about PisP’s disability, due to his car accident.As a result some shit all over Blow me,(what blow me said about PisP may have been his own beliefs,but somethings a person should keep to themselves) for the very mean things he said.Yes some couldn’t believe Blow me was so very insensitive and worse,down right discriminating against PisP and others with similar disabilities.
Due to my depression,an infliction I was not born with(not unlike PisP’s infliction).I do not appreciate people using the words “batshit crazies” and other stigmatizing words most people use to describe those with mental illness.
I never thought any of you were out to get me nor did I set out ORIGINALLY looking for an apology.I wrote back several times because I thought PisP and PK was misunderstanding what it was I was attempting to say,my big mistake.. It got me nowhere in a hurry.I learned a valuable lesson this week.
Do a Google search on the politicians and famous with depression.You’ll learn a person with depression isn’t necessarily “batshit crazy”
Another mistake I made was caring too much about how you people thought of me.
* I guess I pissed “some of you” off*
we weren’t talking about you boru, it’s just a funny term. lots of folks have trouble with their brains
I, THE NUMBER 1 Woggers IS so tempted to get into this fray. But Nay I say! Nay! Not this year! No… not in 2013. Not wasting my time or my sweet breath on any of you assholes. Except you Gary. You I am STILL sweet on honey! Fight on Assholes! 🙂
Boru …I thought you were ignoring me .
I’d actually hoped you were ignoring me …
but since it seems you just can’t help yerself ! ! !
In no way did I say, mention, or in any way indicate that you were possibly one of the batshit crazy people who nurse Hezz may have met at the last get together.
Nor did I in any way indicate you were one of the , to use NurseHezz’s words “lovely people” .
That is a personal distinction IMO, that all persons should be able to decide & be responsible for said decission on their own.
Thanks for yer time, & you can go back to your delusional realm where everyone is picking on you & of course yer self pity.
Me…. I got rib sauce to make up !
Oh Please, Wogshite. Please weigh in. A troubled LTWWB needs your gentle, Jost-fueled wisdom now more than ever.
boru: it wasn’t nurse hezz who used the phrase, that was MORE tacking it on to what she really said, which was ‘meet you lovely people’ . nurse h wouldn’t say you-know-what if she had a mouth full of it, she’s always kind.
ivan: i am actually thrilled to see the real wogdog back in place of the freaky-fake one. (they are skating in hell, but hope they enjoy it) this site was getting tedious having to plow thru the troll droppings. (what’s wrong with jost wine? go-go local)
and i claim the acme of bat-shite crazy, my scores on that test prove it. nayah nyah
is anyone else watching @cmdr_hadfield iss photos? man!
yep, he’s a leaf’s fan almost as sad as a hab’s fan
Too late Woggie, you’ve already wasted your breath just posting that.
Fortunately, I’m completely sane and well grounded which helps create some balance on this site. I realize my entire existence is really just of a massive chain reaction that began some 20 billion years ago when the weight of infinity shifted. In those tumultuous first few minutes where time, light, energy and matter became reality, could it ever be imagined that the course was set where, 20 billion years later, I’m typing this?
On another note, has anyone noticed that the Captain is looking a bit pale these days? Maybe the good Nurse should check on him. I’m getting worried.
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Not wasting my time or my sweet breath on any of you assholes.
Except you Gary.
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I think you mean your breath on *Gary’s asshole*.
Yr welcome.
When you drink the blood of Christ, is there any semen mixed in, or do you guys(you and Jesus, that is) use dental dams and condoms?
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Fight on Assholes! 🙂
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You seem to have the anal fixation. You’re dating one.
And lots of people have a life long dance with depression. It’s common.
PisP
For a minute there, I thought my boyfriend wrote this, but the spelling was too damn good.
If he had a ghost writer: people lie about small innocent things sometimes – to protect others from pain. That doesn’t mean anything has changed, except you just proved that while you said one thing, you obviously meant another. .. this is a form of lying too. Just bc I didn’t call you all week, and I went out and talked to my friends for a change – doesn’t mean I slept with them!
If, hopefully – this bitcher is not my boyfriend – then there’s another person out there putting on shitloads of control and calling it open-mindedness. OP: Sounds to me like you claim to be open-minded, because you got something that you need an open-minded person for, but you don’t want said open-minded person to have the same need. Too damn bad. Life sucks. Chocolates were on sale the week after Christmas, hopefully you bought a box.
Paul-e-wog: Sorry to hear of your lifelong battle with depression. May I suggest you change your approach on the boards and in life. Get rid of the bitterness towards everyone, including Jesus, and maybe your battle with depression will become easier. But, no, honey you no longer interest me in becoming part of the fray. Sorry 🙂
Wog PisP doesn’t have a problem with depression,I do.
…and good morning to you. 🙂
Dear Gary- I mean #1Wogshite,
I was speaking generally.
And as for my hatred for Jesus: I can’t hate what doesn’t exist.
You’re even a failure as a troll, Wogshite! Lols Though seeing your reaction to my words, I’m very pleased!
Please try again,
PisP
BORU Very sorry to hear. I know people close to me who also struggle with depression and so I know how debilitating it can be sometimes. I was referring to the last sentence in his post which I thought referred to himself. In any case hope you are feeling better soon BORU. Oh, and good morning to you as well! 🙂
Jesus H. Fucking Crispy Critters, I suffered from depression since I was 16 years old but I didn’t let it control my life – I got help because I didn’t want to be a fucking victim for the rest of my life. I even managed to become an optimist because I didn’t want to have my life defined by negativity. So the depression argument means fuck all to me.
And to me, TTFN. At some point people would do well to decide to get help and break the same patterns that they’ve had for 50 or so years.
Sometimes the depression is just an excuse for acting like a jerk.
PisP
I opted for cognitive therapy in my 30s and it saved my life. To be viewed as a victim was so repugnant to me that it became my motivation to change my mindset.
Paul – that you can be an optimist after all you’ve been thru is a true testament to the power of the mind. You are my hero, buddy.
Shit, I adore you, TTFN.
While the low lifes joke about it, they have no fucking clue, and don’t have the strength to come through what I did without being bitter and fucked up. SO when they talk shit to me, using my experience as a weapon, I know they’re just projecting their own weaknesses, and it doesn’t bug me. At all. 🙂
Enough love. Back to the fighting!
FUCK YOU GUYS!
PisP
( <3 )
Paul bitter, Plod Nog? What a crock. All that fucking useless Jesus juice must be gumming up your crucified brain.
Personally, I love being batshit crazy – it opens up all kinds of interesting options.
^^ add crone age to it and i can pretty much get away with bloody murder.
Hey Paul: “Sometimes the depression is just an excuse for acting like a jerk.’ Really????? In your case sometimes the disability is just an excuse for acting like a jerk. A self pitying bitter jerk.
AND TTFN: Good for you with your cognitive therapy success story. Not everyone apparently is as ‘strong’ as you are. Or as successful or positive…… Give me a friggen break!!!!! And to lable depressives as ‘victims’ shows your very limited real knowledge of depression.
Wig Dig and her Laird Jesus have spoken. Now tell someone who gives a fiddlin’ fuck.
We live in a world where every third person is a fucking ‘victim’ of some sort – you can either sit on your self-pitying asscakes and go ‘woe is me’ or do something about it. I chose the latter, as did Paul so chew on that, Log Nog, and choke.
Lols
Oh, sweet #1Wogpiggy. When someone is being attacked by scum like you and Gary(whose act you are imitating, deliciously!), it’s very easy to not be insulted.
So you and your imaginary friend keep it up. You reveal yourself with every foul thought you speak.
Okay, sweetie?
xoxo
So did you “eat vindaloo” for Montrealman when you guys hooked up at the Esquire?
smilingly,
PisP
Though Wigpiggy’s excuse for acting like a jerk could be something she ate.
Namely 3 inches if rancid, hanging.
Bam.
Fuck you, Wiggy!
PisP
😀
Heh heh heh “wiggy.”
TTFN and PisP No where in this thread have I referred to myself as a victim.You obviously read something into what I wrote.You see me as a victim;I do not see myself as a victim.I can’t tell anyone what to think about anything. I am not criticizing anyone by writing this.Again I am trying to explain myself.
PisP and TTFN We’ve all been through our own versions of hell.I’ve learned not to compare my versions of hell, to another persons’ versions hell.
No where in this thread have I shit on anyone.I simply tried to explain myself.
I didn’t read the comment about depression of PisP’s that Woggy was talking about.So I did not see the context in which it was written.
I never implied I am a victim.
I’m happy for the two of you for overcoming your own obstacles.
Thank you Daniel, you did a much better job of explaining what I tried to explain in this thread, better than myself.
More on Don’t fucking talk to me,ever again.You are a fucking asshole.When I refer to “you people” you are not one of them.
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TTFN and PisP No where in this thread have I referred to myself as a victim.
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Noone said that you called yourself a victim.
You think you’re “explaining” yourself, but you’re just digging holes where there is no dirt.
It’s not all about you, so don’t assume so much. You’re not doing yourself any favours.
PisP
Hey, Michelle Clark: shut up!
I second that emotion, Paul – you may not calling yourself a victim, Boru, but your posts come across as such.
This is why I chose not to work with women. I’d have to listen to way too much information.
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I second that emotion, Paul – you may not calling yourself a victim, Boru, but your posts come across as such.
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Please try to read that with an open mind and without thinking you’re being attacked. There’s wisdom in it.
PisP
PisP OK you have a point.I probably am digging myself into a deeper hole.Perhaps you are reading something in my comments aren’t there.I’m not the only one on here who can make mistakes and wrong assumptions. There’s a lot of room for someone taking something the wrong way in a chat room.
BTW Again I don’t fucking want or expect pity from anyone.If anyone thinks I do your fucking wrong.
I’m finished digging.
Perhaps it’s because I’m at the age where I am just grateful to be breathing and above ground – attending a lot of funerals over the last two decades will do that to you, especially if you’ve watched loved ones die slow and painfully – to misquote Humphery Go Cart: ‘It doesn’t take much to see that the problems of a Bitch Board don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.’
You’re arguing with yourself, Sheila.
You begrudgingly allow that “Perhaps” one thing, then pile on a hundred passive aggressive “Perhaps”.
You. Are. Arguing. With. Yourself.
I’m cool to meet at a Summit, but I can’t give you what you need.
Bye!
PisP
And I agree with TTFN. It’s just a message board.
PisP
Did I really just get the shaft for saying “you lovely people”? I won’t even try to figure that one out…
I really would like someone to elaborate on this “bat shit crazy” business though, considering it was from another bitch altogether, and I was quoting the bitcher. Not quite sure how me referring to people with mental illness as “bat shit crazies” could possibly be derived from what I said.
Thank you GDM and others for coming to my defense .
Hezz, don’t expect anything you say in this thread to be rationally processed. We’re in a bat shit crazy zone. And yes, after a couple hundred posts of it, I’m going to call it that, and I’m well justified.
There. That’s actually worth taking personally. Knock yerself out.
PisP
Listen PisP your the one arguing.I’m going to ignore you on this subject for now on.Now your just trying to piss me off.I was never trying to argue with you or anyone.You can argue with someone else or yourself.Like you said I’m just digging a deeper hole for myself because your not going to be happy with anything I say.I’m not playing any longer.
You have a nice evening.
NurseHezz No you didn’t get the shaft for saying “you lovely people” and I did realize you weren’t the first person to say “bat crazy”. While I opened that comment to you,I do apologize, but you weren’t the only person I was speaking to in that comment.
I did explain why I took offense to bat crazy.
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Jesus, this is junior high school shit.
You people think what you want about me,I don’t really give a flying fuck.It’s not going to make a difference what I say somebody is not going to be happy.
Ya’ll have a good night.
Lol
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Like you said I’m just digging a deeper hole for myself
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Yes, I said that.
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because your not going to be happy with anything I say
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You’re not going to see this probably, but I DID NOT SAY
THAT.
A concrete example of what you do to make yourself feel bad. But you’ll ignore it because you’re more comfortable after a lifetime of choosing to be the victim.
So you’re doing “You can’t fire me, I quit”? Too late. I quit before you.
You need more than a good night’s sleep, Sheila.
You need to stop thinking of yourself as poor little Boru, the Victim. After enough obsessing and acting like one, you become one.
Your choice, because noone here victimized you, especially the 14 people who had no idea you assumed they were supposed to go to 22 Min with you. Which started the bullshit in this thread.
Pisp
Well this thread can certainly be officially branded as kay-tarded.
I’ve met both Boru and Paul and I can say you are both fantastic people. In fact, everyone I’ve met from LTWWB have been absolutely delightful. Even Gary — until he started attacking me for an honest mistake. I really wish things hadn’t turned to shit on here. Sheila — I’ve enjoyed your company at every summit you’ve attended. You’re quiet and sweet and you can tell you’ve been through a lot. I think the fact that you trying to do something nice for some new friends has turned into a mud slinging match is sad. I hope you’ll continue to come to the brunches and dinners that are organized.
Can we please please PLEASE try to move on from this?
The only reason why this thread turned so mean was due to TTFN and Paul’s bitter judgmental comments about things they know very little of. If anyone is playing a victim here it is first you Paul, big time, and then TTFN, suckholing Paul and then saying how successful she is over depression. Both of you are bitter, mean spirited, and bullies. Shame on you for slamming a poster who divulged her illness. If I were you I would be a little afraid of Karma in this case. You two should put your heads together and write a new medical thesis on how you overcame depression! Wow, you both seem to have all the answers. When in reality both of you have severe anger issues that need to be addressed. Unbelievable.
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PK Thank you for your kind words…I like everyone I met from this group as well.
I was ready to put this behind me and move on days ago.
Lol Comrade.
PisP
Pog Cog, you are so full of shit that I’ll bet your eyes are brown. As far as karma goes, I shot it between the eyes with a water cannon a while back. Now go kiss Jesus’ bony knees, you dumb twat.
Paul and me bitter? I don’t think so, Bog Nog – we’re two happy campers and it’s just to spite you, Ting Tong – bahawhawhaw!
And, Dog Wad, if there was such a thing as Karma, you would have been pegged up the arse by a horned double-dicked demon – and you’re one to fucking talk about being a bully, you twit – the proof is in the past posts – you’ll never escape that, you idiotic figment of someone’s overactive imagination.
As Kitty said, this topic is done and we have to move forward. Let it be so.
TTFN: Pog Cog, you are so full of shit that I’ll bet your eyes are brown. I think you’ve overused that one so much it has lost it’s impact and supposed humor. ha. ha. ha. Sorry honey but I pegged you and pollywog right in my last post. You are just now confirming those anger issues.
Lols
Notice how #1 Wogpig changes tactics to try and look like it has the upper hand.
Soon it will say it’s “running the board”. One great thing about this troll: it’s very predictable!
And I made a typo earlier. It was “#1 Wogpig ate 3 inches of rancid dangling meat”.
😀
PisP
Polywog please drop the feeble attempts at humor you are trying to make in your last sentence. You, like TTFN, are not in the least bit funny. ha. ha. ha. You are sad, very sad. I hope you get the help you need to forgive those who have hurt you in your life and move on. Without bitterness. That hot coal you are carrying in your hand isn’t burning anyone except yourself. This is deep, I realize that, but please try to absorb its meaning.
“Fortunately, I’m completely sane and well grounded which helps create some balance on this site.”
Yeah, I used to tell myself that too, Troodon. Unfortunately, it is far from truth for both of us I believe.
Also, I’ve taken the liberty of improving my current Avatar for you, to one you might find more appealing.
@ Wogshite:
http://files.sharenator.com/tumblr_kwyocwJ…
Somebody didn’t get her Jesus jizz this morning. Frog Nog, you are about as amusing as anal warts, you imaginary little phantom, you. I wouldn’t talk about anger issues if I were you. Pot, meet kettle, Maw Kettle with a WWJD tattoo on ‘her’ forehead.
TFN: See my last post to your sidekick. It also applies to you.
You just like to keep it going, don’t you, you grimey little sock puppet for Christ? It’s so damn amusing to see you spit, flail and fart to try to get a rise from us – ain’t happening, Bog Fog – I know who you are and that amuses me even more.
@ wogshite:
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Your+argu…
And I see that The Coast has failed to post my bitch critiquing a recent Idle No More ‘Teach-In’ (AKA: Sensationalist Propaganda Rally). I don’t often write bitches, but it seemed prudent to reeducate people after the misinformation spread at this event. It was actually a very insulting talk to sit through, as well as very painful to watch the young minds, who lack critical thinking ability, absorb the words coming from the ignorant speakers mouths like wogdog sucks in the word of God during her weekly dose of Mr. Jesus.
Come on Coast, don’t side with Idle No More just because you’re a bunch of Hipsters and siding with the little guy is the ‘right’ thing to do. I have no problem with most of the end goals of Idle No More, but their avenue of approach is absolutely terrible, and they’re no closer to achieving their goals because of the separation that they are now breeding between First Nations and ALL other Canadians (At least, that’s the way it was at the ‘teach-in’)
TTF: You don’t sound amused. You sound angry. Get help ok?
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Yes Captain that new avatar looks more like it.
As well, going out of one’s way to say how sane they are suggests otherwise. 😉
Good for you Captain. A “teach-in” seems to be the last place to go looking for a diversity of opinions and suggestions, being more like a Maoist Red Guard “Self-Criticism” session than an ac tual forum for the free exchange of ideas. As far as the Coast op-ed staff are concerned, far from being hipsters, they are the very worst sort of Lefties. Doctinaire, narrow minded ideologues – exactly what they claim to oppose. And so it goes.
Not angry at all, Cockpuppet Wiggy, in fact, I had a nice shit-eating grin when I typed that out this morning over a wonderful cup of java. Now go chew on your cotton tits, Gary.
They opened with the statement, “There will be absolutely no questions answered by the speakers tonight.”
…..and the Captain was like, “Whaaaaaa?!”
It’s a good strategy to avoid having your entire platform picked apart beneath your feet.
I have this awesome visual in me noggin of Gary dressed in a big messed-up blonde wig, lip stuck looking like it was applied with a boxing glove, and an ill-fitting floral dress. He’s also got a fluid-drenched sock pocket on his hand as he talks to it and types to us.
HOW can I be mad or “bitter” about that? It’s such as pretty image!
Lols
Time to try a new tack, #1Wogpig.
🙂
PisP
Just like barring the media from your community allows you to avoid inconvenient accounting questions. Give Mayor Tapeworm his due; he may not have been transparent but he never pulled anything that ridiculous. Still, there will always be the sort of Useful Fools who wear their Liberal White Guilt like an Opus Dei cilice who come up with utterly brilliant rationalizations like:
“It’s hypocritical to hold aboriginals up to legal standards that have been set by the ‘real criminals'”
Good luck on your quest. Keptin. The longer I live the more I believe that real change for the better can only be affected by individuals of good faith. Groups just tend to fuck things up even worse >: (
I do what I can, Col., I do what I can…
People tend to not allow me into their groups, so I’m an “Individual of good faith” by default. This is possibly due to my critical nature which people interpret as caustic. I’ll say this, if there HAD been questions allowed, I would have been tarred and feathered by the end of the night because of the damage I would have done to the reputations of those speaking, and the Idle No More movement in general. Plus they would have thought I was a racist, which after that night, would have made them hypocrites.
It’s a perilous quest for sure, one which I undertake with the full knowledge that I may not survive. But the tyranny of stupidity shall not reign forever! It cannot!