Dear 2013:
Re: the week and a half long migraine you decided to bestow upon me on your first day, FUCK YOU! I hope that every single alcoholic on the planet gives you several Roman showers a day for the remainder of your existence, that you receive multiple hot carls from those with lower digestive tract issues and many, MANY a golden shower from every last creature with a yeast infection. Have a pleasant existence. —Fuck You Very Much
This article appears in Jan 10-16, 2013.
So… YOU want to receive the roman showers, hot carls and yeasty golden showers? You realize it’s your body that has put you through so much grief – not the year, right?
OP, have you been menopausal since birth?
At least you didn’t wish poor ole Karma to go heap bad tidings on the new year ! (poor Karma’s really over stated as a bringer of retribution IMO)
Although as one who used to suffer from migraines …. its definately nice now that they no longer inflict themselves on me.
But the possible cure ( the doctors surmise) for my head pain is an iffy/chancy thing at best & I personally wouldn’t recommend it !
my heads nogood either- till my woggers came along she is so goodat massages and thinking thoughts forme- my woggers what a gal she is
Is this a self-diagnosed “migrane”? Did the doctor assess this pain-in-the-head? Perhaps it has to do with the weather and the atmospheric pressure (yeah, dat right) not a fucking MIGRANE!
Trust me, one migraine and you would know exactly what I am speaking of and would thank your fucking tits that it is something other than your pre-conceived diagnosis.
is there some kind of sinus/atmospheric pressure episode going on koda? i have been blaming dry air. i know it’s not migraine because i can function, but it hurts like a bugger and one nostril decided to close up for business.
(what the heck is a ‘carl’? besides sagan?)
A hot carl at that Molly! I had to look up Roman shower. How does one get aroused by vomit? Takes all kinds.
Better buck up OP, you still have 350 days to go.
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all definitions in urban dictionary are gross. basic motivation has got to be utter contempt for partner. ‘receptor’ would have to have absolute zero of self image. that is not freedom from social standards or any other hogwash, it’s just nasty. those acts are no surprise to me. i haven’t lived in a tree, but what is surprising is people pretending to be ‘cool with it’
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hey baby why dontyo u fuck me insteadof 2013? i haven’tbeen fucked since 1963and if youre a guyi’ll even fuck you since i’m so desperate. i have no teethso i give goodhead. you know you wanna. get me before i go back in theshadows and fade to black.
idontgetaflyingfuckwhatsomepeoplearewritingonthisbloogybitchwithoutproperenglishitjustgoestoshowtheeducationofsomepeopleorisitthenewcybergrammar
ew. Could do without the shitty imagery. Das naaasty.
Your migraine – and the rest of us – are almost offended.
Perhaps if you let go a little bit, and accept your life as it is, you wouldn’t have to bitch about NOTHING. Use your rage for good man.