This is to the rancid blonde on the 52 who cut me off as we were getting off the bus. I was walking down the aisle towards the back door when you got up out of your seat, cutting right in front of me without any acknowledgment of my existence at all. After we were both off the bus, I called you out on it. You respond by telling me to go wash my pussy! I have never been subjected to such rudeness in my life. You, girly, are a waste of skin! Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? —Rudest Ever

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  1. …and ,considering that it happened on the 52 – I’d be more tempted to say the incident restored my faith in people >: )

  2. lol wut? That person reached really far for that insult. Would have been funny if the OB actually did have a smelly one…extremely personalized insult in that case.

  3. Her insult really didn’t make any sense. The state of cleaniness in your vaginal area really didn’t have much to do with the fact that she butted ahead of you. I would have asked for more clarification in her statement.

  4. Do insults have to make sense? If I call you a mother fucker…I probably didn’t call you that because you were out fucking someones mother. That’s the beauty of insults. They don’t have to make sense or even be true…you retarded fuckface. See! I don’t know if you’re retarded or if you have a fuckface, but the insult still stands because it’s negative, unwanted, and I used the word fuck.

  5. Well, that’s a creative insult. An implication wrapped in an instruction, no doubt followed by an exclamation mark.

  6. irony is, if someone did that to her she would lose it…
    sounds like something that would happen on the 20.

  7. So what? Someone got off the bus before you. You were walking down the aisle and they got up out of their seat and got out of the door first. Unless they physically pushed you, I don’t see what they did wrong. If it were me and you “called me on it” I’d probably have laughed in your face. The fact that they told you to go wash your pussy is kind of funny. Seriously, chill out.

  8. Some people are rude and ignorant. Don’t let losers like that upset you. Life’s too short to sweat the small stuff.

  9. I think I understand now. It’s the shock value of the comment. It really was nothing to do with the incident on the bus. It’s two-pronged attack. One, suggesting that the protagonist is not entirely hygenic in the nether regions and two, momentarily distrupting OP’s train of righteous indignation by suggesting the protagonist is not entirely hygenic in the nether regions rendering OP without an immediate response. Interesting.
    Motherfucker really doesn’t cut it as an insult, I mean a lot of us are motherfuckers technically speaking. Maybe not our own mothers as in the spirit of the original use of the term but nevertheless.

  10. “she don’t kiss her mamma, but she probly blows her daddy, if she can find him.”

    Life Sucks that comment is totally disgusting.

  11. mywoggers is tough everywhere-her father started the 52 with my father- my woggers owns it

  12. did, itsmell like pussypiss? it was probablyme. I ride the 52all, the time to go see, my woggers in the shadows and giveit to her, real good. woggerslikes my big sour, dong. and by woggers, i mean my hand, and by giving it to her inthes hadows i mean, on the stairwell outsidethe mumford walmart.

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