To the guilty party who took, or rather stole, that couple’s cloth bag full of things they purchased:
I saw you and I am THIS CLOSE to turning you in! I caught you with my phone’s camera. I did not say anything then. I was caught up with my screaming kids. Return it and save your sorry ass!
What’s the point of having a security camera in a mall if it’s NOT effective? —Heaven has no place for sinners!
This article appears in Aug 12-18, 2010.


So you had time to take a picture but not enough to say anything to them. Wow your a great person.
you’re = sorry my bad lol
You’re a douche. You should have spoken up right away.
but those cameras are only good if someone is watching them. and you can get the dummy ones with the cute little flashing “on” light. put it up on bluetube or where ever.
Oh those kids have such a great role model for a mom.
How close is ‘THIS CLOSE’?
I’m just glad that Batman doesn’t operate like this; fuck I was this close to saving the world, but I took a nice piccy instead!!
Anything good in the bag?
You took a picture of them and then did nothing. What a fucking bitch, you are. If you have solid info on getting this bag back then you should have done something about it.
You could have gotten security, followed and got a license plate or saw which store they were in, told the nearest employee to get security…noooo, you just took a fucking picture.
Maybe you can frame it and remind your kids of the day that you saw a crime happen and did nothing so they will know that they were spawned by a useless sow.
I saw a mother and child shoplifting in a store before and found the nearest employee, told them what I saw, and watched as they discreetly followed them, saw them take something else and called security. The manager of the store gave me a $25 gift card!
You may not be as bad as the thieves but don’t make yourself out to be a fucking hero.
I guess seeing something bad happen and not saying anything about it is a good way to get into your “heaven”. Just look at priests!
Nice One Mel!. Rawk, Snort and Hee-Haw.
People think owning a cell phone solves the world’s problems. That and Facebook groups.
No one likes a tattle tale.
There’s a big difference between telling on Johnny in grade 2 classes and someone stealing items that the purchaser likely worked hard to save up to buy.
She’s one of the many loser parents you get to read about, and you’ll read about her spawn when they imitate mommy’s actions in a few years.
I’m sorry, but I really don’t see the big deal. Sure it’s greasy and kinda pathetic to steal, but you make it sound like they were running down the street drop kicking babies.
They probably were drop kicking babies.
She’s a douche for not reporting it immediately, there really isn’t any argument contrary.
how can people stand there and keep shctump? how can you gag it down? did someone cut your vocal chords? TTFN ™
I guess none of you read the actual bitch. The OP said: “I did not say anything then. I was caught up with my screaming kids.” Jesus people… lighten the fuck up. I’m sure ALL of you have seen parents with screaming kids at the malls, in grocery stores, etc. They can be a handful. Maybe the OP didn’t want to attract any attention to themself by being a rat. There were probably ppl staring at them already because of the screaming brats. Besides, God knows what kind of person the thief was, whether they were hopped up on something, had a weapon, etc.
Who knows? Maybe the OP’ll come forward in the future but Guerilla Funk is right: “No one likes a tattle tale.” PLUS What makes you all think it was a she? Fathers don’t take their kids out? “Anything good in the bag?” How the fuck would they know Sebastard? SHEESH!… ignorant morons
How the fuck did he/she manage to take a cellphone picture if he/she was so caught up with screaming kids?
Good point Pav.
I’m pretty sure Sebastian meant this is jest. It’s a bloody online comments board, maybe you should take your own advice and chill out Mr. McNasty.
*is = in
I like a tattle-tale 🙂
Mc Nasty – you think her screaming kids mean she or he or it or whatever the fuck you want to call the OP, means she doesn’t have to report a crime?
So she can take a fucking picture but she can’t say to the nearest employee…”Can you call security, those people just stole something”
That would probably have taken less time to take the picture. and maybe the stupid screaming little fuckwads would have learned a lesson, like stand up and protect peoples rights instead of be a loser fucking douchebag and take a photo of a crime and bitch about it later because it’s cool to be a spineless cunt
i remember you^^excellent response. spineless douchey spacktards
where the hell is new bitches and bitchers
The gnomes ate the bitches and bitchers. Fear us!
naughty bad gnome people 🙂
OP could’ve started yelling “THIEF!” and pointed. That way it would alert the people who were getting ripped off that they were getting ripped off and staff who may have been able to do something about it (or other people around the scene).
how can you NOT be upset at this. The people who were the victims could have spent their last $20 on a new set of clothes for their kid or they were richer than rich! Doesn’t matter. Stealing is stealing and you were an accessory after the fact! Sheesh people – when you see people committing a crime, do something other than take a picture! Use your beloved cell phone and call the police for one…