Douchebag in white mini-van who was DRIVING on Tower Road THROUGH Point Pleasant Park at 10:45ish on Sunday night…
You can’t drive there. Especially at night. Especially doing 80, you idiot! There were all kinds of people leaving a show in the park, plus people walk their dogs there all the time at night.
Flashing your headlights to get us the fuck out of the way doesn’t make it OK. If I had a brick in my hand, I would have smashed it through your windshield, MORON. —Looking For You, Asswipe
This article appears in Jul 29 – Aug 4, 2010.
Was it a bio fuel vehicle? Maybe they just got it out of impound and were going on a murdering anti-road rules rampage.
Maybe it was some sort of an emergency …
That’s nothing. A couple of summers ago I was there one evening and a half dozen freaks in togas stabbed a guy to death, while a small crowd of people just stood and watched. Typical Nova Scotia bullies.
Of course I called 911 – and whaddya mean there’s not supposed to be a SWAT team in act 5 of Julius Caesar?
them entering in a van wasn’t in keeping with the period either.
Was it one of those soccer moms in the earlier bitch? Maybe she was trying to get to Starbucks before it closed? Throw a soccer ball at her head instead.
Ivan… you’re killing me!
“If I had a brick in my hand, I would have smashed it through your windshield, MORON.”
Betchya whouldn’t have!